According to the non-famous official statistics of Linjiang City, about 1,200 people confess on the rooftop every year, with a success rate of 95 percent.

And among the five percent who fail to confess, one percent will choose to jump off the building and commit suicide.

This is also the reason for the high success rate of rooftop confessions - fear of causing death.

It's ten o'clock in the evening, and Bai Miaomiao, the god of otaku and goddess, is standing on the rooftop of the highest TV station in Linjiang City, she looks down at the continuous lights and endless traffic, thinking about whether tomorrow's headline will be "Ye Fanxing, the god of otaku and goddesses, jumped to his death, and Xiang Xiaoyu died." ”

However, she only hopes that when she is photographed by media reporters, she will not be too bloody and blurry, at least there must be a poignant paleness.

After all, even her huge fan support group said that her face was her entire net worth.

But with her unlucky physique that she can stuff her teeth when she drinks saliva, it is estimated that she will not even die happily, and maybe, when she falls, there will be some garbage truck passing by.

After all, even fortune tellers say she's hard.

Bai Miaomiao thought of this, and the legs that had stepped out retracted silently. 、

"Hey, Miss Bai, can't you jump yet? You said that your leg has been up and down for almost half an hour, is it true that you are here this time?! ”

The security guard on the side held a water glass in one hand and a toothbrush in the other to brush his teeth, and watched Bai Miaomiao's one-act drama of suicide for a long time, and finally couldn't help but tease.

Alas, today's people's ability to resist pressure is really weak, and they seek death at every turn, and they are still hesitant to seek death, what big things can they do.

The security guard grunted and took a large sip of water from the cup.

Bai Miaomiao turned her head and saw the security guard sitting leisurely on the side, not worried about the danger of her life at all, the corners of her mouth couldn't help twitching, and said coldly: "You really have no sympathy, you are watching the rooftop show of otaku gods and goddesses in the front row of the VIP, I will confiscate your money, you still care about me?!" ”

"But, Miss Bai, I didn't say it, your show is too frequent, but whenever you are a little wronged, you come to the rooftop to blow the wind, I am aesthetically tired."

When Bai Miaomiao heard this, she was so angry that her teeth itched, and her heart was crossed, thinking that she was going to die anyway, and she would not pull someone again, so she would have a companion on Huangquan Road.

"Miss Bai, let me say more, did you commit suicide this time because you fell out of love?"

"Heh," Bai Miao snorted coldly, and then sighed, "If only it were really that simple." ”

Bai Miaomiao couldn't help covering her face and began to recall the scene two hours ago, "Tonight, I confessed to my childhood sweetheart. ”

The security guard nodded thoughtfully, with a sympathetic expression, "Failed." ”

"If only it were that simple."

Bai Miaomiao let out a long sigh, "What's even more stupid is that I called all my friends to testify. ”

The security guard couldn't help frowning and choked up sympathetically, "...... I must have lost face. ”

Bai Miaomiao couldn't help choking, "If only it were really that simple, I notified all my friends, my parents and my parents, and even the seven aunts and eight aunts, the key is that those friends of mine are all heads and faces in the circle." ”

This scene is truly spectacular.

The security guard sighed, "...... Condolences change. ”

"If only it were that simple."

The security guard almost cried, "No, could it be that there is anything worse than this?" ”

"Heh, only you can't think of it, there's nothing that can't happen. After he rejected me, he confessed to the other childhood sweetheart I hated the most in front of everyone. ”

"With a man?"

"I wish she were a man!" Thinking of this, Bai Miaomiao couldn't help but be angry, "That woman has been a mortal enemy with me since she was a child, and every man I like will confess to her in the end!" ”

"So, they ended up together."

“…… Hmph, if only it were that simple. ”

Bai Miaomiao raised her head, looking at the night sky without a trace of moonlight and a hint of stars with a loveless expression, and said lightly, "She rejected him." ”

Thinking about her Bai Miaomiao's title of otaku god and goddess, she has swept the entire otaku world, and as a result, the man she can't ask for is not uncommon.

What a miserable world!

Comrade Security could feel countless arrows flying from all directions in an instant, not only the middle arrow, the girl on the rooftop was not a girl, she was simply a hedgehog!

So, he immediately jumped up with enthusiasm, "Miss Bai, if you go to apply for the unlucky Guinness World Records, you will definitely succeed!" Forget it, I've thought about it, and I won't advise you anymore, jump! Jump! It's a big deal, I lost my job and went to pick up mineral water bottles on the street! ”

Wait a minute?

This security guard would rather lose her job and want her to die, where did this come from?

When was she so miserable that she didn't even have the value of being saved?

Human beings sometimes make decisions on the spur of the moment, and as soon as they are stirred up by this fool, the impulse that was full of them just now recedes like a tide, and the desire to survive reoccupies the brain.

Oh, I'm not even afraid of death, but I'm still afraid of living?

Thinking of this, Bai Miaomiao patted her ass and stood up from the rooftop.

"Hey! Miss Bai, why didn't you jump? If you want me to say, it's not interesting to live like you......"

But before the security guard finished speaking, Bai Miaomiao accidentally twisted her high heels and broke the heel in the process of getting up, and then, her whole person suddenly lost her center of gravity and fell straight down.

Oh, it's okay now, tomorrow is really going to be in the headlines, a generation of beauties, fragrant and jade!

Bai Miaomiao, Bai Miaomiao, you are really unlucky to get home, what kind of high heels are you wearing, now it's okay, I'm really going to die, how should she explain to Lao Ye and Ms. Lin!

The wind whistled in her ears, when she was alive, she played the second female lead all her life, and she made headlines when she died, hehe, it really conforms to her unlucky law of life!

The book says that when you die, you see a lot of strange things that you can't see in your life.

She tried to keep her eyes open, but her vision flickered like a shoddy television with a blackened screen.

Before she was completely transformed into a blank snowflake spot, she heard a voice in her ear: Congratulations!

Congratulations?

Yes, congratulations to her, there is no more unlucky tomorrow waiting for her from now on.