Volume 1 Chapter 21: Sister-in-law's Essay Class
"Sister-in-law, beauty!"
"Welcome sister-in-law, come to the class!"
After all, the eternal story of Tang Long's hero saving the beauty has long been widely praised in Ice Emperor High School. Having a relationship with Guan Yao, who has the reputation of "Ice Emperor Beauty", is the dream of every dick and handsome guy.
"Wait, they're called... My sister-in-law? Just after walking into the classroom of the first class, Guan Yao was startled by the noise one after another. However, this beauty, who has been studying in Class 7, immediately fell in love with this wild class style!
"I'm sorry, Miss Guan, these bastards are like this every day!" Zheng Liang on the side was very embarrassed, he apologized to Guan Yao repeatedly, and then roared angrily at the podium: "There is so much bullshit about his mother, what a sister-in-law..."
Wait a minute!
Sister-in-law?
Zheng Liang hurriedly covered his mouth. He scratched his bald head, which had few hairs, and seemed to understand something~ This girl seems... And Tang Long, there is a leg wow!
It's over, Guan Lixun, this guy, but the famous "iron-blooded director"! Hu Kaitian has suffered a big loss in this matter, should we also repeat the rhythm of the past? Zheng Liang's heart trembled, once this buddy knew that his daughter... And Tang Long, uh-huh... Then don't you raze the Ice Emperor to the ground!
Lord~ There is a seventy-year-old mother on it, and it seems to be... No children...
Although there are no children and no daughters, it is also a lot of pressure, and now the world is cold, and the unemployed have no money at home, absolutely impossible. Zheng Liang's mind quickly described the scene where he had no money and was begging on the street!
That depressed look, you can really compose a poem, the wind is bleak and the streets are cold, what should Zheng Liang do if he is hungry, meditate on the spot and wait for a box lunch, the cold wind smokes the pedestrians drunk, and the coins are treated as the ocean, and the five cents and one piece fall on the jade plate!
You can... Ask for cigarette money!
However, Zheng Liang was afraid, but he didn't know what to do!
It's hard to advance, it's hard to retreat! Report this matter, it's to make trouble for yourself for no reason; Turn a blind eye, and I'm afraid that Guan Lixun will come to trouble the Ice Emperor. Well, then respond to all changes with the same, and you don't know what the power is!
The audience is still noisy!
"Don't talk nonsense..."
Zheng Liang felt very nervous, shouldn't this kind of thing be closed and communicated secretly? He rubbed his hands, showed an embarrassed but polite smile, and changed the topic: "Then let's invite, Guan Yao, a student from the seventh class of the second year of high school, to give us a composition lesson!" ”
There was thunderous applause from the audience!
"In this exam, the teacher aims to guide everyone ~ to write an argumentative essay!" Zheng Liang saw that everyone was gradually quieting down, and finally breathed a long sigh of relief, and he continued: "The highest score in our class~ Xu Xu is fifty-five points, although it is indeed good, but at the level of this sophomore year of high school, it is not so competitive!" ”
"Guan Yao, I got seventy points for this essay!"
Zheng Liang's words, like a spark thrown into gunpowder, instantly made the classroom burst into a thunderous cry! Seventy points, no deduction, this beautiful sister is afraid that she is not a Wenqu star!
"Brother Long, sister-in-law is amazing!"
Zhang Wenze on the side, the admiration was beyond words. And the embarrassed Tang Long laughed and scolded and pushed him: "You talk a lot of!" ”
However, Tang Long's eyes also lit up!
Sister Lin tutors in math; Sister Guan taught me Chinese!
Isn't that great?
"Silence, silence!" Seeing that there was still a lot of noise in the audience, Zheng Liang couldn't help but feel very annoyed, Guan Lixun's daughter came to give a lecture in a class, you bunnies still talk a lot of nonsense, how can the teacher mix in the Ice Emperor in the future?
He hurriedly hammered the table and roared angrily: "Guan Yao is kind enough to come to the lecture, are you a little polite, listen to the lecture!" ”
"Teacher Zheng, it's okay!" Guan Yao smiled lightly, she felt that learning should be carried out in happiness, so she whispered to Zheng Liang: "This simple class style is really good!" ”
"Miss Guan, are you joking?"
Isn't that what this is all about... Mockery as a teacher... Is there no way to educate?
It's ridiculous, it's a pity, it's just too indulgent to these children, and you have to put your nose on your face!
Zheng Liang felt that he must establish his majestic image in the class today, otherwise once Guan Yao said two bad things about him to her father, according to Guan Lixun's character, then Lao Tzu would not be allowed to roll up and leave directly!
"Hurry up and be quiet, you bastards!"
Zheng Liang was very angry-
Knocked the table!
The fierce look on his face obviously frightened everyone, and silence returned to the classroom in an instant. It was finally quiet, and Zheng Liang couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. Then, he said to Guan Yao with a smile on his face: "That... Shall we have a class? ”
"Okay!"
Guan Yao stepped onto the podium. The golden morning light, through the mottled glass window, sprinkled on each strand of her hair, as if she were a fairy descending to earth. It's a dreamlike scene that makes everyone stop laughing!
Zheng Liang couldn't help but be surprised, although this girl was weak, she was very aura, so that everyone could listen to her lecture carefully without saying a word!
(Relaxation activity detected: Listen to a beautiful girl's lecture!) )
"This is the first time I've taken a class, so please bear with me..."
Guan Yao smiled at everyone. This pure smile is like a clear spring in the mountains, and it is like a spring breeze blowing on his face, which makes Tang Long feel relaxed and happy: "First of all, the selection of materials for the composition should be novel, and it should be small to see the big, and it should not be related to topics such as politics~!" ”
"Yes!"
Zheng Liang clapped his hands and echoed: "Some people, such as Tang Long's children, like to cite some sensitive topics as his factual arguments, so this time I will deduct ten points first!" ”
Originally... That's it!
Open the door and check the water meter!
"Alas, this is ten points for nothing!" Tang Longmao suddenly opened, if he added this ten points, he would be one hundred and fifteen points! This can't help but give him more confidence in Chinese learning, and it seems that this time he is still very good in addition to the composition test!
"Then, the argumentative essay must not be lacking, the description of flowery rhetoric!"
Great!
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This sentence also made Tang Long feel empowered!
That's right, why do argumentative essays have to lose their beauty and become rigid essays that expound the truth, so when many masters write argumentative essays, they can write shiny and poetic artistic conceptions!
He's got it right away!
In a word, under the pen of different people, different artistic conceptions can be displayed! For example, when you see a majestic waterfall, an uneducated person will say, "This waterfall is so fucking big!" ”
The literati and scholars will be coquettish: "The sunshine incense burner produces purple smoke, and the waterfall hangs in front of the river from afar, and the flying stream goes straight down to 3,000 feet, and it is suspected that the Milky Way has fallen for nine days!" ”
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Sister-in-law's essay class, it's really wonderful!
Tang Long, who was fascinated by what he heard, couldn't help but applaud. This abrupt interruption made Zheng Liang very angry, and he couldn't help but scold: "Tang Long, you should listen to the class well, what kind of fucking applause?!" ”