Chapter 146 The program group has a deep routine
Xiao Yuan didn't cry, stood up and acted.
Xiao Yuan cheered himself up, Tang Fei was okay if she won once, and she wouldn't win again and again, who was she afraid of if she had a script! She's the one who gets praised, be confident!
Xiao Yuan raised his head proudly.
"Goddesses, this month you have to go through the common torture of physical and mental power, don't look at what I'm talking about now like military training, it's definitely more bitter than military training, and now everyone still has the opportunity to choose, choose to quit, there are flowers and applause."
Huang Jiang, the chief director of the peasant goddess, raised his hand, and the door of the conference room was opened, and the red carpet had been rolled out outside the door, and the staff on both sides waved inside with flowers.
This is a palace scheming, the show is really good at playing, Tang Fei can imagine how to score music in the later stage, magnify the facial expressions of each guest, switch flowers and red carpets, and then compare their embarrassed appearance after entering the show.
Maybe there can also be a collection of face slaps, the bold words they are putting now, and the various slaps in the face in the later stage of the show.
However, big brother the chief director, more than a dozen of your cameras are all shooting big close-ups with their faces on their faces, do you think everyone is stupid? At this time, quit and applaud with flowers, and wait for the eggs to be thrown and rotten leaves when it is broadcast.
She doesn't know if the goddesses here are goddesses or not, but they are all excellent actors, and they all showed their strength at this time, with a resolute and serious face, and they didn't even look out of the door.
"It seems that the goddess is not interested in the applause of flowers? Then be prepared! Our reality show is bitter, and the focus of the farmer goddess is on the farmer! If you don't quit now, you don't have the right to give up from the start of the show! Only the eliminated losers! ”
Hey, is this because you're afraid that they won't fight in the show?
Song Li, Xiao Yuan......
Tang Fei's heart: I always feel that the show is aimed at me.
"Although the show is very bitter, there are still special circumstances among the goddesses." Huang Jiang made a letter of invitation and invited He Zhuhua to come to the stage: "Sister Hua is the special guest judge we invited to release tasks for you. Not only will she assign you tasks, but she will also rate them. Everyone understands! It's time to start stammering. ”
“……”
There must be a stutter behind it!
Before a man stammers to die!
Who knows what the editor will do later?
The program team seems to be very good at making trouble!
Tang Fei silently drew a big cross for the variety show in her heart, don't participate in variety shows if there is casting in the future, there are pits everywhere, she is on the surface of the moon.
No one responded.
The chief director said in frustration: "None of you stutter? Then I'm disappointed. I'm also going to see who is good at stammering and adding ten points first. ”
"Hold back! Adding ten points is in the mouth, I really did it, maybe what awaits you is to subtract ten points, I told you that the longest road in the world is the routine of the show. Tang Fei grabbed Jiang Xiaoying, who was about to express herself, and said a word in her ear.
The film crew filmed it and wrote it down as a note and passed it to Huang Jiang.
Xiao Yuan, who is set up by himself, said: "Since I came, I just want to try farm life and convey real life feelings to everyone." If I want to stutter, I won't come. ”
Dare to speak!
Really!
Work hard!
Not afraid of authority!
Is there a better character than this?
Absolutely.
That's the real comic.
Huang Jiang looked at the note in his hand, hesitating whether to give Tang Fei a chance to perform, which will also be the highlight of the show.
He Zhuhua waited for a while and found Huang Jiang's hesitation, she glanced at Tang Fei, pretended to be curious to look at the note, and then said, "Director, can you show me this?" ”
He Zhuhua asked, whoever didn't give face, Huang Jiang didn't have to hesitate, and handed over the note.
He Zhuhua read: "Tang Fei and Jiang Xiaoying whispered, she said that I will not only not add ten points but also deduct ten points, the longest road in the world is the routine of the show." ”
He Zhuhua immediately took the initiative to ask Huang Jiang: "Really?" Director, will you deduct 10 points? ”
"Originally, I was going to do it, but now I've changed my mind." Huang Jiang smiled: "I decided to deduct ten points directly from Tang Fei and five points from Jiang Xiaoying!" ”
"Director, what about the program team's discipline?" Tang Fei's facial expression was a little broken, and he regretted this kind of thing after the fact, and he couldn't help but resist at this time.
Seventeen or eighteen machines slammed into Tang Fei and Jiang Xiaoying's faces together, and the wonderful moments of their facial changes were recorded.
Tang Fei has a lot of golden sentences, routines and festivals, and netizens are very close, and it seems that he usually surfs the Internet. It's so quiet on Weibo, it's a big discovery!
Reality shows are really good stuff for digging for treasure!
"Director, is the show so unprincipled?"
Jiang Xiaoying touched his ears, and the show had a negative score before it started?
"Good! You are so brave, I decided to deduct another ten points for Tang Feijiang Xiaoying, and actually questioned the program team? Huang Jiang's smile was even worse: "I am so principled, my principle is...... If you're not happy, I'll be happy. ”
The chief director of Owan Bian sacrificed his image for the sake of variety show effect.
“……”
Tang Fei stroked his forehead with his hand to avoid going to see the Yellow River by himself.
Jiang Xiaoying directly covered his mouth, for fear that he would say something again.
Xiao Yuan's tears flowed into his heart, and his expression still needed to be the same as Song Li and He Zhuhua's stomach twitching.
Her highlights were all covered by Tang Fei, and now she has to add a Jiang Xiaoying, is there any reason for this? !
After this paragraph passed, Huang Jiang continued: "I won't tell you the rest of the rules, wait for Sister Hua to reveal them for you later." ”
He Zhuhua said to Tang Fei and the others at this time: "Starting from April 1, the show will officially start filming, and I will accompany you for a month during this time."
I'm very strict with my ratings, and I hope you won't blame me then. But don't be afraid of me, don't look at what task release judges are very high, in fact, everyone has played the game, do you know the task NPC? I'm just a quest NPC. ”
Chief Director Huang Jiang: "You now have two days to get acquainted with our colleagues in the film crew and logistics support team, and they are also filming you according to the current group.
The shooting time is from 8 a.m. on April 1 to 5 p.m. on April 30, during which time you will lose contact with the outside world.
The show will be broadcast on April 20, and the rest of the time, you can exercise your body first and eat fat, and prepare to endure hardships and lose weight. ”
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Tang Fei automatically added pattern subtitles to the later stage in his brain, and wrote this paragraph out in his notebook, and the film crew quickly gave a close-up, and Tang Fei hurriedly covered it up.
The photographer who followed Tang Fei in the 1st film crew couldn't help but say: "Tang Fei, I've taken it all, don't cover it up." ”
Tang Fei protected the ground even more deadly: "Then I will also cover it, and you will shoot a little bit." ”
The 1st group of choreographers continued: "Fei Fei, we can freeze and zoom in, plus special effects subtitles, absolutely clear." ”
Jiang Xiaoying, the goddess, laughed like a female nerve on the side.
It turns out that the master who goes on variety shows is such a master.
It's so cute, Jiang Xiaoying gasped and laughed so much that he couldn't take care of himself, the advertising words were too spiritual.
Song Li left in a daze, and the choreographer who followed the shooting stepped forward and asked, "Sister Song Li, I see that you basically didn't speak, are you feeling unwell?" ”
Song Li maintained the posture and tone of her intellectual goddess, thinking that this was the step that the program team gave her no performance, so she said: "Well, it's a little uncomfortable." ”
The choreographers of Group 2 immediately began to record, and Song Li and Tang Fei met and were uncomfortable.
Something big! I'm afraid it's not a big deal!
The program team showed the black hand side of digging and guiding.
Xiao Yuan left with tears in his eyes.
She knew the process in advance and behaved very averagely.
Just seeing that seventy percent of the more than 20 camera positions were aimed at Tang Fei, she knew that the highlights just now were Tang Fei's.
Faced with the questions raised by the director, she still said seriously and hard: "I didn't think the show was a variety show, I came to seriously experience the life of sunrise and sunset." ”
After Jiang Xiaoying finished taking notes, she wanted to compare Tang Fei's notes, and found that she was still inferior to Tang Fei in the notes: "Master, what are you writing here?" Weather forecast, geography, history? Why do you write historical stories? ”
"I was studying high school on my own, and I just thought of writing some of the history of Qinxi."
Tang Fei was afraid that she would say something different from the history of this world in her reality show, so she focused on checking the historical deviations between this world and her own world, and marked it in advance in her notebook.
The 1st group of choreographers found the key point: "Fei Fei, why did you study high school courses on your own?" Do you regret that you didn't go to high school? ”
Yo Hoo!
Here we go again.
Which pot is not opened, which pot must be mentioned!
Tang Fei raised his eyebrows and jumped straight into the pit of the choreographer: "Yes, I regret that I didn't go to high school and made my debut directly, and I plan to take the college entrance examination in the second half of this year to fulfill my dream." ”
The choreographer danced with joy, this baby will really give us a burst point, it's too much: "Then how long have you been reviewing?" What school do you plan to attend? Signed up? ”
"It's been two months since I reviewed, I've been reading books in the crew, I haven't thought about what to take the exam, and I've already signed up."
"How many points do you predict yourself?"
"Haha, I don't know, I haven't finished reading the book yet, try to get through the line as much as possible."
In the later stage, it is estimated that Tang Xuejie will be marked with an admission line of one or two colleges, and then mark one under the admission line of 280 points: Is it over this line?
Jiang Xiaoying also left, and Tang Fei packed up his things and walked to the small office of their 1st group of staff.
The choreographer continued to ask: "Fei Fei, do you think that the minus twenty points from the bottom before the show has even started, will it have an impact on your participation in the show later?" ”
Tang Fei covered his face: "I covered my eyes just now, just because I was afraid that I would show an inappropriate expression.
What can I say? Can I not be happy? In case of...... I said what should I do if I am unhappy and deduct points, I hope that I will perform better in the future and catch up with the scores. Start being a loser today! ”
Choreographer: "Rich? ”
Tang Fei: "Negative of negative numbers." ”
Tang Fei walked a few steps, then turned back and said, "Can you help me cut off the front one, leaving only the sentence that I hope the back will perform better?" ”
The choreographer smiled victoriously: "Sister Feifei, we won't cut it, it's original." ”
"......" Tang Fei lowered his head: "Then let me close myself for a while." ”