Chapter 182: Are You Teaching Me to Do Things?
"Are you cooking something?" Liang Yi sniffled and asked.
A mushy smell.
"Yes, yes! I'm boiling millet porridge! Sophie exclaimed, picked up the spatula on the floor and ran to the kitchen.
Liang Yi couldn't help but smile lightly, the scene in front of him was like a home.
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AM7:07 a.m., the sun is in the sky.
Liang Yi swam around the pool, washed away the fatigue and filth of last night, put on a bathrobe and reclined on the sofa in the living room, tilted his head and watched the morning news. The simplicity of the work, the rich life.
News headline: "Horrific massacre at Marriott nightclubs!" ”
News broadcast: "On April 21, 2020, a horrific massacre occurred at the Marriott Nightclub, an international top entertainment venue in the center of Ayr, according to the news sent back by reporters, more than 30 people died in the nightclub overnight, and millions of yuan in cash were stolen......"
Liang Yi jumped up from the sofa at once, it was right that he killed the person, but he didn't take a dime, how could he say that he stole a million yuan?
"Mr. Liang, what's wrong with you?"
Sophie held a bowl of millet porridge, a fried dough stick, a tea egg, and two xiaolongbao, and gently rested them in front of Liang Yi.
Liang Yi sniffled, showed a smile of enjoyment, and said softly: "The taste of hometown." ”
"Who called you a guest?"
Sophie sat down next to Liang Yi, her legs naturally together, her posture was upright, and she sat elegantly. What a dignified and generous temperament beauty. She stared at the morning news on the TV for a while, and asked, "Is this 'Marriott murder' related to you, Mr. Liang?" ”
Liang Yi replied while nibbling on the fritters: "It does have something to do with me." ”
Sophie put on a straight face and said in a deep voice, "Why did you kill so many people?" ”
Liang Yi held the fritters in his mouth, shook his head and said, "No, no, no, this matter is related to me, that's because I am also a victim." ”
Sophie frowned slightly: "You are also a victim?" ”
Liang Yi asked, "You fried this fritter?" ”
Sophie snorted lightly, with a slight pride between her eyebrows, and said, "Of course I blew it up." ”
Liang Yi shook his head and said: "The time to get out of the pot is a little late, crispy but not crispy; The shuttle pot has been a little longer, and the color and fragrance are not good; The pot is not neat enough, and the oil residue is not shaken clean - bad review. ”
"You ......" Sophie stared, her eyes rolled, and she smiled: "Mr. Liang is right, I will definitely improve ...... in the future"
Liang Yi took a sip of millet porridge and said with a smile: "At that time, I was drawing a dragon with my left hand and a rainbow with my right hand on the dance floor, when suddenly a person wearing a 'Green Goblin' mask asked me, 'Sir, do you want to have some fun?' ’”
Sophie said, "I know with my toes that people like you will definitely be attracted." ”
Liang Yi shook his head and said: "I was half-pulled, half-dragged and half-sent, and the Green Goblin took me to a private room, where there were 7 or 8 strong men with guns, and I forgot to pour that blood-red pill into my mouth when I held it down." ”
Sophie frowned and said, "Your martial arts are so strong, won't you resist?" ”
Liang Yi sighed and said: "The incident happened suddenly, and I can't prevent it...... I took the pill and they threw me out. ”
Sophie nervously said, "And then? And then how did you go? ”
Liang Yi picked up the porridge bowl and asked rhetorically, "How long have you been boiling this millet porridge?" ”
The corners of Sophie's mouth twitched slightly, and she replied truthfully: "The first pot is paste, and the second pot is not boiled." ”
Liang Yi shook his head and said dissatisfiedly: "You really can't call it millet porridge, it can only be regarded as porridge mixed with too much water, and the rice porridge should be served in a porcelain bowl. ”
Sophie said coldly, "This is the silver bowl." ”
Liang Yi put down the bowl, picked up the tea eggs, and said while plucking: "Then I will continue to go back to the dance floor to dance, the more I dance, the more energetic I dance, the more I forget the time, and I completely let go of myself." ”
Sophie scoffed: "Dirty! ”
"But!" Liang Yi's expression suddenly became serious.
"But what?" Sophie's expression also began to tense.
Liang Yi swallowed the tea egg in one bite: "But your tea egg doesn't seem to be fresh." ”
"You're really bored." Sophie rolled her eyes and got up to leave. Liang Yi pressed her gently, and she hurriedly opened Liang Yi's hand: "Don't touch me!" ”
Liang Yi smiled: "Okay, okay, I won't joke with you." Then I found out about vampires. ”
"Vampires!" Sophie exclaimed, because she knew that this thing existed, so she didn't suspect that Liang Yi was joking, "Where did you find it?" ”
Liang Yi said: "In a dark stairwell. ”
Sophie said, "How did you escape?" ”
Liang Yi said: "I ran back to the box and found the people who poured me medicine just now, they had guns on them, and they were thugs watching the scene. ”
At this time, the news broadcast happened to respond to a paragraph:
"The latest news, at present, the identities of several deceased have been confirmed, including 7 local men in Eyre City, 6 belong to the underworld gang, the leader is called 'Mitz', who is 'watching' at the Marriott nightclub, and 1 is called 'Jack', who is the administrative director of the Marriott nightclub...... As shown in the picture, this red pill is a 'toy' that circulates in the major night clubs, and has been handed over to the Eastern European Health Bureau for analysis and ......"
"You see, I'm right, I'm a victim too. I was worried about you, because the vampires who killed the people seemed to be the three people you got off the motorcycle...... , TMD, there really are vampires in this world! ”
Liang Yi expressed surprise and suspicion while chewing on the xiaolongbao, but in fact, his heart was as stable as an old dog, and he summed everything up in the plan.
Sophie stared at the TV, her beautiful features almost crumpled.
Liang Yi's plan went perfectly, and all her plans were in vain; Liang Yi knew that she was confused.
News Broadcast:
"What's new! This young lady named Daphne had seen the murderer as the first eyewitness, so let's interview her. ”
"Hello, Miss Daphne, I heard you've seen the murderer, haven't you?"
"Yes, I've seen him, and I've spoken to him."
"Can you describe to us what he looks like?"
"He wears a red mask that looks like a woodpecker, his nose is very sexy, his lips are very soft, his voice is very magnetic, he is almost 2m tall, he has short blond hair, and he is as strong as a beast...... Oh my God, he really is a perfect man, he is cruel aside. ”
"Uh...... Can you tell us more about that? ”
"Specifically, he walked in very gracefully, first greeted me very politely, and then he suddenly got lustful, and he started toying with me, oh my God, he was really rude, he completely possessed me...... Director Jack, who was on duty with me, was woken up and tried to come and save me, but he killed me directly...... If Director Jack had come out 1 minute later, I would have been able to collect his DNA, alas...... It's a shame......"
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"Huh! It's disgusting! This murderer must be a psychopath! You can eat anything so fatty! Sophie clenched her chest, a retching expression.
Liang Yi looked at the fat and oily meat buns in his hand, and it was difficult to eat for a while, how could he eat such a fatty thing? But thanks to Daphne's lies, he doesn't have blonde hair, he's not 2m tall, and he will never leave DNA in her body.
"Isn't your boyfriend the super cop in El City? This homicide is enough to make a sensation throughout Euro, is he on TV? Liang Yi asked with a smile.
Sophie raised her hand and pointed to the big TV screen and said, "The blonde hair, the tallest, the most handsome, is him." ”
Liang Yi squinted and smiled: "The tallest, the most handsome, and strong, and still blond hair, don't you think he is very suspicious?" ”
Sophie said coldly, "Do you think my boyfriend is like you?" He never goes to nightclubs to mess with flowers. ”
Liang Yi gave a thumbs up: "What a good man who is unparalleled in the world." ”
A hint of disgust flashed in Sophie's eyes, okay, could she not know?
Liang Yi asked, "How long have you been in love?" ”
Sophie said: "It's been more than two years. ”
Liang Yi asked again: "How did you meet?" ”
Sophie said: "A chance fate. ”
Liang Yi squinted and smiled: "Don't you think about getting married?" ”
Sophie said in disgust: "Don't get married." ”
Liang Yi was puzzled: "Why don't you get married?" You're a good age fit, and you're a good match. ”
Sophie was impatient and casually found a reason: "He is usually very busy and has no time." ”
Liang Yi asked even more presumptuously: "Then your sex life-"
"Smack!" Sophie slapped the table, the silver dishes and chopsticks "rattled", she cleaned up the plate, her face darkened, "I'm going to wash the dishes." Without looking back, he walked to the kitchen.
"Remember to help me make a pot of Tieguanyin, don't boil the water, just half-boil, you know what I mean?" Liang Yi smiled and instructed, lit a cigarette after meals, and lay on his back on the sofa to swallow to his heart's content.
Sophie paused and bit her lip, "Mr. Liang, please remember that I am a housekeeper, not a servant." Also, this is Eastern Europe, not China, if there is a request, please say a "please" word, okay? Chinese etiquette has a long history, and when you come here, can it be broken? ”
She didn't wait for Liang Yi to dismiss her words, and slipped into the kitchen angrily.
"Interesting, interesting."
On the big TV screen, Officer "Locks Xello" is being interviewed: "Don't worry, through the surveillance video and some eyewitness information, the police have profiled the general appearance of the suspect." ”
Then a sketch portrait was placed in front of the camera, figure, hairstyle, facial features, and the face of a Chinese person...... Although there are still some differences with Liang Yi's appearance, it has subverted Daphne's description.
"Judging from the profile sketch, the murderer is very likely to be a Chinese, please always be vigilant, every Chinese is dangerous!"
Locks stared at the camera coldly, his fierce eyes seemed to be shouting to Liang Yi in the air: I'm coming to arrest you!
"Drop!"
Liang Yi turned off the television with the remote control, so that the prejudice of Eastern Europeans against the Chinese would be more intense, and his movement would be restricted. He smiled coldly, "Trouble me? Let's touch it in reality! ”
A while.
"Mr. Liang, why did you turn off the TV?" Sophie walked over slowly with a cup of tea.
Liang Yi snorted, shook his head and said, "This is not Tieguanyin. ”
Sophie put the teacup on the table, showed an expression of "do you like to drink or not", and smiled: "Tieguanyin and Da Hong Pao were all taken out by Mr. Rose." There is only some jasmine tea left, and Mr. Liang will be on the way? ”
Liang Yi picked up the teacup, shook his head, "Don't pay attention, don't pay attention," he opened the lid of the cup, sniffed the fragrance of tea, blew it with satisfaction, took two sips, and frowned slightly, "Flower tea has been around for some years, right?" The next moment he was pleased again, "Tea is not better than wine, the older it gets, the heavier it gets, but the longer it lasts, the more fragrant it is, it's good, it's not bad......"
"The old man drinking tea and chatting in the alley doesn't have your attitude," Sophie took advantage of the sofa and said, "Oh, by the way, discuss something with you?" ”
Liang Yi paused for the tea in his hand, smiled gloomily, and asked, "Is it my business to reward or pit me?" After asking, continue to savor.
Sophie's expression was slightly stunned, of course it was a matter of pit people to find someone to discuss, if a good thing had to be done by himself? She said righteously: "It's not your business. ”
Liang Yi said: "Lie." ”
Sophie blushed and lowered her tone: "But I've already made an appointment, you can't make me regret it?" Besides, didn't you say you wanted to see him yesterday? ”
Liang Yi tilted his head slightly, squinting at Sophie from the corner of his eye: "Are you teaching me to do things?" ”
Sophie bit her lip, blew on the sofa with a fist, and said resolutely: "I don't care, anyway, I have already agreed with him, he will come to the villa later, you can prepare it yourself." ”
Liang Yi was secretly happy in his heart, and he was very calm on the surface, and asked, "Will he arrest me and go to the police station to drink tea?" ”
Sophie shook her head, but nodded again, and finally spit out three words: "It's hard to say." ”
Liang Yi asked, "Then can you help me cancel this meeting?" I don't want to go to jail. I think as long as the Huaxia people enter your police station, they don't want to come out unscathed. ”
Sophie bit her lip and said softly, "But I've already made an appointment for you, didn't I say that I want to share the vampire case together?" Why don't you just tell him what you know? ”
Liang Yi asked, "Tell him, and he won't embarrass me?" ”
Sophie's expression was solemn, "Have you seen him or not, how do you know that he will definitely embarrass you?" ”
Liang Yi drank all the flower tea in one gulp, handed the empty cup back to Sophie, and said with a smile: "Because I also went to the Marriott nightclub yesterday, and it just so happened that I knew about vampires." I think if you don't tell him I'm going to ask him to meet, he'll come to me himself...... Troublesome? ”
Sophie took the teacup and said in a deep voice: "As long as you cooperate well with the investigation, he will not trouble you." ”
She turned to leave, ending the conversation that was about to leave her incoherent...... No, it's like an interrogation, it's terrible, this man is terrible.
"Will he kill me?"
asked coldly, startling her at a loss.
"Smack!"
The empty cup fell to the ground, shattering impermanence, and the tea overflowed.
Sophie's soft lips had been bitten out of blood by her sharp teeth, and she froze in place, not daring to squat down to clean up the debris, not daring to turn her head to face Liang Yi.
"Miss Sophie, do you know the definition of death?"
Liang Yi turned out of the sofa, walked to Sophie, squatted down and picked up the broken porcelain pieces on the ground little by little, and said: "The definition of death is to lose everything, the good and the bad have nothing to do with you, from now on you will never see him again, you can't hear him, you can't ask for anything in him, you don't have to care too much about his guilt, he is dead, I can't take revenge on you, there are no undead and ghosts in this world, you can sleep peacefully at night, and you will never have nightmares," he has picked up the porcelain piece, Deep eyes stared at Sophie's frightened blue eyes, and asked softly, "Is that right?" ”
Sophie turned her back, wiped her eyes secretly, and said in a hoarse voice: "What are you telling me about this, I don't care about these ......"
"Where's your dad and mom?" Liang Yi asked suddenly.
Sophie's heart was shocked, and her tearful hand began to cover her mouth, and her hoarse cry completely turned into a sob. Which pot is not opened, which pot is mentioned.
Liang Yi continued: "They are all dead, dying in a catastrophe. ”
Probably poked in the sore spot, Sophie's sobbing completely turned into crying.
Liang Yi continued: "You saw their deaths with your own eyes? Or will they die in front of you? ”
"Don't say it, don't say it......" Sophie squatted on the ground and cried like a wronged child, "No, no......"
Liang Yi slowly lit a cigarette, he was so smart, he could guess everything:
Young Sophie saw her parents die at the hands of the Night Ghost, and then through some twist of fate, she was saved by the butler of Fort Adri, who was Sophie's stepfather, and she grew up in hatred, and finally joined the Night Watch Order, constantly learning knowledge and fighting skills to make herself stronger and empower herself to avenge her parents.
She's certainly not young. Vigil organization can strengthen the body, enhance anti-aging ability, and appearance can cover age, but knowledge and experience, as well as the temperament after the baptism of years, can not be dissipated. It makes sense for young people to call her "Auntie".
"Ding-dong! Ding dong! ”
The doorbell rang suddenly, and in the LCD monitoring screen, a blonde man was holding a bouquet of dark red roses in his hand, a decent and generous suit, handsome and three-dimensional facial features, and a tall and straight figure, Locks Xelo, the leader of the serious crime team.
"Is it coming so soon? I also want to ask him to buy me a set of clothes, you see me dressed like this, how can I meet customers? Liang Yi sneered at the corner of his mouth, tightened the belt on his bathrobe, and was about to go out.
Sophie hurriedly stepped forward to stop him, her tears were not dry, her eyes were clear, and she shook her head vigorously: "Mr. Liang, you can't meet him, you don't have to meet him, I will send him away." ”
Liang Yi crossed his waist and laughed: "Miss Sophie, do you really think that he will kill me?" I'm kidding. ”
"Then I'll open the door, and you'll stay here!"
Sophie wiped away her tears, left a word, turned around and was about to grab the door, Liang Yi saw the situation, fished her back, wiped the undried tears on her face with her sleeve, and said with a smile: "Miss Sophie, don't embarrass me, look at your appearance, crying like a big cat, if you go out and let your man see it, and I only wear a bathrobe...... He might actually kill me. ”
Sophie thought about it, but he didn't dare to let Locks in, he came and went, and stomped his feet in a hurry: "What to do, what to do......"
"Ding-dong! Ding dong! ”
"Ding-dong-ding-dong......"
The doorbell rang, and so did Sophie's cell phone.
"You hurry up and wash your face, make up your makeup, keep a good attitude, and make two cups of flower tea by the way...... I'll meet him. ”
Liang Yi smiled proudly and swaggered towards the door of the house.
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