Chapter 146: The little fat man who is funny

"I said, are you a fart? I'm still pestering Jiangcheng and I won't stop, I'll go to Kyoto, you also want to follow? Are you so idle? On the plane, Cao Wuxin looked at the woman next to him speechlessly.

Zhu Wanyan rolled her eyes and explained to Cao Innocence, "Team Chen said that I have performed well these few times and gave me a holiday!" ”

"Give you a holiday, and you go on vacation! It's okay to have a little white face, it's okay to live a small life without shame, why do you have to follow me? Cao Wuxin was speechless.

He had planned to go to Kyoto alone.

But Zhu Wanyan didn't know what medicine she had taken wrong, so she had to follow him, which made Cao Wuxin a little depressed.

This time, he was going to a dark auction.

That kind of place is full of evil, and he is really afraid that this little girl will burst into justice and cause something.

"Cao Wusin, have you forgotten what I am doing?" Hearing that Cao Wuxin let himself take care of the little white face, Zhu Wanyan's face collapsed directly, "I came to watch you instead of Sister Xia!" lest you get messed with outside! ”

"Huh? Shiqian asked you to come? Cao Wusin's eyes lit up, Shi Qian is the rhythm of wanting to reunite with herself?

"No, I wanted to come myself......" Zhu Wanyan said.

"......" Cao Wuxin stopped speaking directly this time and twisted his head to the side.

Although the plane has not yet taken off. But Zhu Wanyan has boarded the plane, he can't drive the other party down, right?

"Welcome to our flight, what seat are you?" At this time, a flight attendant looked at a man and a woman in front of her.

“!”

Cao Wuxin was bored, and he also followed along.

At this glance, he was directly attracted to these two people.

The man looked to be in his thirties, with a big beer belly, a gold chain on his body, a Rolex in his left hand and an Omega in his right.

The woman is not beautiful, but very pure, seventeen or eighteen years old, with a ponytail, and the ponytail is almost up to the buttocks.

"Before you boarded the plane, you started to be dishonest?" Zhu Wanyan saw Cao Wusin's gaze fixed on the girl, and she looked dissatisfied.

is such a big beauty, is the other party blind?

Want to make Cao innocent look at himself?

As soon as Zhu Wanyan came up with this idea, he was stunned, even if Cao Wuxin was the son of the hero at the beginning.

You don't have to be on the pole like this, right?

In the end, Zhu Wanyan could only attribute it to helping Xia Shiqian look at Cao Wuxin and not let this guy get into trouble!

It must be so!

Zhu Wanyan admonished herself like this in her heart.

“!”

And Cao Wuxin's eyes were still fixed on those two people, and he actually felt a dangerous aura in these two people.

"Sir, Madam, may I ask what seat you are?" Seeing that the two did not answer, the flight attendant asked again.

"Ahem!" Hearing the stewardess's words, the fat man cleared his throat and sang directly, "Tail of July, I'm a Leo; Prelude to August, I'm a Leo......"

“……”

Hearing this, the flight attendant almost fell, and the other passengers around her also burst into laughter.

"Laugh what a laugh! Stinky boy, believe it or not I'm going to kill you?! Seeing this, the fat man's face turned red, and he said viciously to Cao Wu, who was smiling the most.

Cao Wuxin was stunned for a moment, and looked at the fat man seriously, "Your family opened a crematorium?" There are so many corpses in the morgue, which one did you send in? ”

"Uh." The fat man obviously didn't expect Cao Wuxin to ask himself this, he opened his mouth, didn't know how to answer, thought about it, then pulled up his coat, pointed to the belt around his waist, and coaxed angrily: "Do you know what this is?" ”

"Hermes." Cao said innocently.

It's not that he knows the big names.

Instead, the belt was crookedly written with an oil pen with the three big characters of "Hermes", and there were pinyin marks on it.

When did Hermes become so civilian.

Chinese logo, plus pinyin annotation?

"It's good to know, I can buy your life with a belt, don't offend people you can't afford to offend!" The fat man said proudly.

"Well, you win!"

Cao Wuxin gave the fat man a thumbs up, twisted his head to the side, and looked at the girl beside the fat man.

The fat man was very proud when he saw Cao Wuxin giving him a thumbs up, but soon something was wrong, pointing at Cao Wusin, and said to the seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl next to him: "Sister Wensu, that stinky boy is looking at your ass!" ”

"Huh?"

The girl known as Sister Wensu was taken aback.

“……”

Cao Wuxin was really embarrassed at this time, because the fat man had a very loud voice, which attracted the attention of everyone on the plane.

The key is that Cao Wuxin was looking at the woman's hair just now, not the ass!

But now he couldn't explain anything, so he quickly twisted his head to the side, pretending not to hear, while Zhu Wanyan stared at him with a cruel gaze.

"Can you speak?!" After a while, the girl known as Wen Su turned red, knocked the fat man's head, and scolded angrily.

Even if others are watching, you don't have to shout so loudly, huh?

"......" was knocked on the head by the girl, and the fat man suddenly looked aggrieved and didn't dare to squeak.

This made everyone a little weird.

They used to think that this girl was either the daughter of a fat man or a "dry" daughter, but now that it looks like this is not the case!

And the fat man, a man in his thirties, actually calls a girl his sister?

"We're economy class......" The girl ignored the fat man and told her seat to the messy flight attendant.

"Uh, this way, please!" The stewardess came to her senses and led the girl and the fat man to their seats.

To Cao Wusin's surprise, the seats of the two people were next to him.

“!” When the girl passed by Cao Wusin, she also scratched Cao Wuyin with her eyes.

As for the fat man, he lifted his pants, as if to make the "Hermes" around his waist more conspicuous.

"You two, is there anything else?" The stewardess asked politely again.

"It's okay, it's okay, but how can this window open? You help me drive away, and if it crashes, I'll be able to jump!" The fat man said, and went to push the window.

“……”

Everyone was messy for a while, is this fat man here to be funny, he crashed, and he jumped down?

This guy thinks he is.

Monkey king?

"No, sir......" The flight attendant took a deep breath, kept her professional smile, and turned to leave.

At this time, the fat man directly pressed the call bell.

"Well, sir, is there anything else?" The stewardess turned around and squeezed out a smile at the fat man again.

"It's okay, it's okay, I accidentally pressed it!" The fat man waved his hand again and again.

When the flight attendant heard this, she turned around and planned to leave again, but then the fat man pressed it again.

"Accidentally?"

"No, do you have free Coke on the plane?"

"Yes, sir, do you need ice?"

"No, you don't." The fat man took out a large bottle from his bag and said, "Load, fill it for me, I want to drink the ticket money back!" ”

“……”

This time, the crowd couldn't hold back anymore and burst into laughter.

"Can you not be ashamed?" The girl couldn't help it, knocked the fat man's head, and said, "Don't forget, we have a mission this time!" ”

"Sister Wensu, don't worry, I won't tell anyone that we are going to participate in the dark auction! Organizational confidentiality, I understand! The fat man shouted very seriously.

"......" The girl was about to cry, why did she carry out the task with such a heartless person?

"What's that, Brother Tuhao, your gold chain has faded!" Cao Wuxin glanced at the fat man and said.

"Damn, it's really faded! I said, gold can be so cheap, three dollars a piece, three dollars a ten! The boss is too pitiful, or the one in our village is reliable, one costs ten yuan, it's absolutely true! The fat man glanced at his gold chain, and then said, "Brother, thank you for reminding you!" ”

"It's okay, it's okay......" Cao Wucheng wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead, he didn't know how to talk to this fat man anymore.

This is just a funny little fat man!

However, the other party's words just now also made him a little surprised, these two people actually went to participate in the dark auction?

"Sister Wensu!" The fat man looked at the girl again and said timidly.

"What?"

The girl turned around impatiently and glared at the fat man, who would have dropped him off the plane if it weren't for the mission.

"It's okay, it's okay! I just want to tell you, this is flying too high, the people on the ground look like ants......" The fat man pointed out the window.

"The plane hasn't taken off yet, it's ants!" Sister Wensu said, put on the headphones directly, and no longer paid attention to the fat man.