Volume 1 Chapter 11: Breaking the Cauldron and Sinking the Boat, Fang Shows the True Colors of the Overlord
"Okay, you little ghost!"
Zheng Liang just wanted to be angry, but after a few seconds, he laughed and agreed to this vexatious request: "Okay, then it's decided, if one pole dance can save a student, the teacher is willing to dance every day!" β
"Okay, it's a deal!"
Everyone was in an uproar.
"Brother Long, you're really a cow beep!" Zhang Wenze, who was beside him, looked at Tang Long with admiration; After all, with Zheng Liang to raise the bar, only Tang Long has the guts.
"Average!"
"Anyway, you're so sure...... Can you get into the top quarry? β
Tang Long nodded calmly.
In fact, he didn't have a bottom in his heart.
However, even if you don't have enough confidence, you have to say the hardest words!
Breaking the cauldron and sinking the boat, Fang shows the true colors of the overlord!
"Jingle Bell ......"
The bell for the end of the morning reading class had just rang, Tang Long quickly took out the math materials from the table, in the face of such a difficult task, he had no way out but to break the kettle and fight against the water.
"Brother Long, please don't study, if you work harder, then I will become the bottom of mathematics!" Zhang Wenze begged with a sad face.
"That's not good, Lao Tzu is a person who has a gambling contract with Zheng Liang!" Tang Long shook his head, wanting to stop Lao Tzu's pace of learning mathematics? It's impossible to die!
Besides, Zheng Liang dances pole dance, isn't it fragrant?
At this time, Zhang Wenze stood up and glanced at Tang Long's report card.
He couldn't help but have a glimmer of hope again, and a wicked smile appeared on his face: "Brother Long, you still have to work harder, my math and chemistry are still more competitive than you!" β
What the?
What is he saying!
Tang Long dragged the report card in Zhang Wenze's hand.
Laughed, laughed very loudly.
(Name: Zhang Wenze)
(Student ID: 20190139)
(Chinese: 65 points, grade rank: 250)
(Mathematics: 50 points, grade rank: 243)
(English: 35 points, grade rank: 250)
(Physics: 30 points, grade rank: 249)
(Chemistry: 37 points, grade rank: 248)
(Biology: 40 points, Grade Rank: 230)
(History: 55 points, grade rank: 199)
(Geography: 45 points, grade rank: 228)
(Politics: 50 points, grade rank: 230)
(Expected Score: 1050 points, Actual Score: 407 points, Grade Rank: 249, Class Rank: 39)
Wait a minute!
In an instant, the black man with a question mark face ......
This guy ...... Mathematics and chemistry are really higher than Lao Tzu!
Wow!
Now, I have been reduced to ...... To the point of being shown by Zhang Wenze!
The lower the starting point, the more space......
The sea is wide and the fish jumps, and the sky is high for the birds to fly!
"Although, on a microscopic level in the class, I'm still at the bottom!"
Zhang Wenze, who was on the side, compared his ranking of the bottom two of his grade with the bottom one of the grade at the end of the first year of high school, and couldn't help but feel more confident: "However, at the macro level of the grade, I still improved by one place!" β
Yes, Brother Zhang and the last place, the competition is fierce!
"Well, yes, keep it up!" Tang Long couldn't bear to discourage his rare enthusiasm, so he encouraged: "Politically, there is a good saying, you are the dialectical unity of progress and twists and turns!" β
"A cultural person is a cultural person, and what he says is not ordinary!"
"Brother Zhang, I heard that the last place in the grade this time, it seems that there are three subjects missing!" At Tang Long's front table, Cheng Haonan turned his head and said faintly.
"Hmph, you're talking about fart!"
Zhang Wenze's pride disappeared by half at once, but he still said stiffly: "No matter what, luck is also part of strength, and if he has the ability, he will miss the college entrance examination!" β
"Brother Zhang, you're right!"
Cheng Haonan had a smile and a crying expression.
Brother Zhang's sonorous and powerful words, he was powerless to refute.
Zhang Wenze's mentality is still as good as ever: "My strong point in mathematics, I haven't done well this time, if I can fully exert my strength, maybe I will be down to three!" β
Tang Long couldn't help laughing.
Wait, what am I doing?
Hemp skin, Lao Tzu was determined to study hard before!
...... by a few of you
Hmph, I made friends carelessly!
Tang Long hurriedly leaned over, brushing the question without raising his head: "Don't say it, study!" β
Suddenly, there was a nasty sound from the side.
"Brother Long, are you angry?"
Tang Long was suddenly annoyed to see that Xu Xu, who had nothing to do, took the transcript and shook it to his desk, glancing at the transcript placed on the table.
Tang Long was so angry that he stuffed the report card into the belly of the table.
Hemp, look at your hammer!
robbed the master's wife, and is still so arrogant!
Lack of social beatings!
"Cut!" Xu Xu saw Tang Long's angry expression, so he threw out his report card.
Tang Long hurriedly closed his eyes.
The body is honest, the spirit is hypocritical.
Tang Long's ghost opened one eye in a daze.
(Name: Xu Xu)
(Student ID: 20190101)
(Chinese: 123 points, grade rank: 2)
(Mathematics: 128 points, grade rank: 3)
(English: 130 points, grade rank: 8)
(Physics: 95 points, grade rank: 10)
(Chemistry: 90 points, grade rank: 25)
(Biology: 85 points, grade rank: 30)
(History: 90 points, grade rank: 25)
(Geography: 85 points, Grade Rank: 35)
(Politics: 90 points, grade ranking: 30)
(Required Score: 1050 points, Actual Score: 916 points, Grade Rank: 10, Class Rank: 1)
"Smack!"
Tang Long slapped himself hard in the face.
Why, why does Lao Tzu look at his score!
"Brother Long, don't blame yourself too much!" Xu Xu smiled evilly and comforted: "Sometimes, if you don't study well, it's not that you are not diligent, it's a problem that your brain is not very good!" β
Tang Long suddenly raised his head.
Are you also in arrears, boy?
"It's okay, before the monthly exam, I will send you a box of 'brain platinum' to replenish your brain!" Xu Xu looked at Tang Long's face, and he raised his fist to beat him, so he hurriedly put down the next sentence and ran.
Alas, if it were not for the law, murder would be a crime.
Xu Xu, you have to die three thousand times like a "mink hair"!
Tang Long leaned down angrily, and muttered while brushing the questions: "This monthly exam, Lao Tzu wants you to see, what is the true character of an overlord and what is pole dance!" β
"Jingle Bell ......"
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The first period was an English class, and almost as soon as the bell rang, Teacher Wen Jingyi slammed on the door in a huff and threw a stack of answer sheets on the table with a "pop".
Then, there was the look of slaughter.
Like a "plague", it swept through thousands of armies, and everywhere it went, not a single grass grew!
After that, it was a pungent Hunan accent.
"How do I teach?"
"Tell me how I teach?"
"Your class, it's simply the worst class I've ever taught, what's the difference between you and the pigs? In the past, I said that there was more garbage and more garbage in the seventh class, but now I weigh it up, and the old lady should obediently teach the seventh class! β
Wen Jingyi's vicious gaze, like a poisonous snake spitting out a letter, swept through the entire classroom again.
This time, her eyes fell on Tang Long, who was hiding behind Cheng Haonan's tiger body and brushing the questions wildly, she instantly became angry and shouted loudly: "Tang Long, you stand up for the old lady!" β
Tang Long angrily threw down his pen, stood up, and thought, "Oh, does she want to pole dance too?" β