"Oh?"

Make money, put the sister, two flowers!

Brother Hua, it's really you!

"Wait, Dad... Are you sure? ”

Tang Long suddenly slapped his head. Although everyone's food and clothing problem has been solved, Tang Long can't imagine what kind of bloody storm this obscene middle-aged uncle will set off in the Ice Emperor!

"Son, daughter, come to answer the question...", this kind of embarrassing scene is a lesson for those teachers and parents who have become children!

The cerebellar is running fast...

(The following is the Dragon Dragon Theater...) ）

Action！

Class 7 of the second year of high school, at the door...

"Little sister, please stay!" On a certain day in the 21st century, Teacher Tang Hua single-handedly entered the seventh class of the silent second year of high school and caught Guan Yao, who was just about to escape.

"Teacher Tang, what's the matter..."

"Teacher, look at you... With a sexy body and amazing bones, she is the best candidate for my son's wife! Tang Hua stared at Guan Yao, the hungry wolf pounced on the food, which was quite terrifying: "Wu'er is handsome, burly and powerful, I hope the young lady will consider it seriously!" ”

Vomit...

I can't stand it!

Cut！

"I can't help it, I can't help it!" Tang Long grabbed Tang Hua's hand and said in an almost begging tone: "Brother Hua, let's find another job!" Also, you don't seem to have a 'teaching certificate'..."

"Wu'er, you're worried!"

Tang Hua's second middle school disease recurred again, he waved his hand, and said to Tang Long proudly: "Your father raised soldiers for a thousand days, and used them for a while!"

When you were admitted to Fudan University, your father expected that the future of this education industry was very good, so he studied hard after tea and dinner to get a mathematics teacher qualification certificate! ”

“...”

Finished!

"Don't worry!" Before Tang Long could recover from his fright, Tang Hua jumped up and made up for it: "Now your father has learned that there is a beautiful woman named Guan Yao in Class 7, for my son's wedding..."

"Ahh

At this moment, on the top of the rooftop of the towering high-rise building, Tang Long's painful cry echoed! It can really be described as "cuckoo crying blood"!

Tonight must be Tang Long's sleepless night, he rolled in bed for a long time, and it was hard to forget this terrible night. This poor child, trapped in the shadows, cannot extricate himself!

......

"Hmph, this stinky birch brother!"

The next morning, at half past six o'clock, Tang Long rode his beloved small motorcycle, full of resentment in his heart, and headed towards Ice Emperor High School.

At this moment, in Ice Emperor High School, the teaching director ~ Hu Kaitian was already waiting at the door. A day ago, in order to protect his godson, he almost lost his job. This poor old man blamed Tang Long for everything.

How can you excrete the unhappiness in your heart and take Guan Yao under the knife? Are you stupid, Hu Kaitian slapped himself, Guan Lixun is a spicy man, and the official is crushing people to death, Lao Tzu is doing it against him, he is hitting a stone with an egg!

The weak, pitiful and helpless Hu Kaitian hugged his elbows and thought, thinking about it, there was only one way to work.

Communiqué personal vendetta!

I'm very sorry, Tang Long, today the teacher wants to give you some color!

Fifteen minutes later, Tang Long pushed the motorcycle and walked into the gate of the Ice Emperor. Behind the ceremonial team, Hu Kaitian, who was secretly observing, seized the opportunity. As if he had been wound up, he rushed forward directly, blocking Tang Long's progress.

"Slow..."I saw Hu Kaitian, his eyes widened, he stomped on the ground, and the red-eared form let everyone know that behind him, there must be a bloody storm!

Then, there was a roar of Hedong lion: "Tang Long, you stop for me!" ”

Unexpectedly, Tang Long looked careless, and his playful eyes seemed to be mocking Hu Kaitian's eyes for not knowing Taishan: "What's the matter, Director Hu, what are your instructions?" ”

"You!"

Hu Kai's weather is ruined!

Then, it's time to find the difference!

He looked directly at Tang Long's hair, but he was stunned...... This pure and handsome watermelon head, the eyebrows are not hot, not permed, natural and supple, and impeccable!

Even if you pass the test, Lao Tzu won't believe that you have no mistakes!

"Cold-blooded Director" is Hu Kaitian's "nickname in the rivers and lakes", this guy is too bad at anything, but he is the first to find fault, and few people can get past his magic eye!

Clothes... It is also a school uniform. Hu Kaitian, who was not discouraged, carefully investigated Tang Long for a while, no studs, no tattoos, no smell of smoke, no smell of alcohol...

Is this... Isn't there any stubble?

"Director Hu, if you have nothing to do with me, then I'll leave first as a respect!" Tang Long was waiting anxiously on the side, and he pushed the car faintly and wanted to escape.

"Wait!"

On Hu Kaitian's face, a wicked smile appeared!

It's finally planted, right?

Little rabbit, fight with Lao Tzu, you are not qualified enough!

"Little rabbit, hurry up and open the schoolbag for the teacher to show the good things hidden!" The sharp-eyed Hu Kaitian stared at Tang Long's bulging schoolbag, and he felt that he was about to catch a big fish!

"Director, this... No need for it! Tang Long felt helpless, he begged Hu Kaitian with a smug face: "I stuffed this bag of things for a long time before I stuffed it, I really didn't bring any prohibited items!" ”

The more resistant, the better the good!

Big fish, it's really taken the bait!

Hu Kaitian was happy, he rubbed his hands, picked off Tang Long's schoolbag, and laughed wildly: "It's planted now, God knows what you have in it... Maybe there's more... Guns and ammunition, bayonets, murder weapons, grenades and explosives! ”

The classmates on duty on the side all covered their mouths and laughed!

Little brother, who are you messing with, but you want to provoke the "Ice Emperor Carrying the Handle"! At the same time, they also thought it was very funny, how could this human-looking boy be a Jiangyang thief with a killing weapon?

Tear the zipper roughly!

The smile gradually solidifies!

"What the fuck... How are they all teaching aids! Hu Kaitian, who has always been very majestic, also scolded a swear word. Tang Long's schoolbag was full of all kinds of teaching aids, like a burial pit, squeezing this pretty large Nike schoolbag square!

Hu Kaitian, who still didn't give up, turned his schoolbag upside down angrily. The piles of teaching assistants in the bag poured out like a torrent, and they were spread all over the ground in an instant like unloading!

The other officers on duty were also dumbfounded!

Could it be that this is the study of God!

"It's all said, it's all teaching assistants!"

Tang Long wanted to cry without tears, this guy, he took half a day to stuff it into his schoolbag last night. Let Hu Kaitian go? No, whoever does it, will solve it!

Tang Long, who was determined to straighten out Director Hu, stretched out his voice and said loudly to Hu Kaitian: "Director Hu, you have caused me a lot of inconvenience, and what kind of system is it to rummage through your schoolbag...... So sorry, please pack some of your stuff back! ”

"You ......"

The onlookers were in an uproar instantly, Hu Kaitian was also quite faceless, he still wanted to find some fault to make up for his embarrassment: "Do you want to resell information and destroy the order of the Ice Emperor!" ”

Wow, cowhide!

Director Hu, thank you for pointing me out a way to make a fortune!

There were more and more classmates watching the play on the sidelines, and Hu Kaitian's face was a little unbearable. In desperation, this invincible teaching director also squatted down helplessly and helped Tang Long pick up the book......