Chapter 0646 - Pee, Pee, Fence, Urea

When Wang Jinbao was stationed on the thirteenth day, when he got up in the morning to report the parameters and returned to the house to return to Zhengxiang, who was asleep, he didn't expect Fan Lei to pull the quilt and throw it on Wang Pengze's bed and shouted

"Wang Jinbao is at work, who told you to run here to sleep! Could it be that we sent you here to stay at the No. 3 Gas Production Plant to sleep and recuperate? ”

Wang Jinbao heard someone call his name, instinctively sat up and slipped to the side of the bed, thinking that this was completely over, he was caught by the leader when he was sleeping, and he hurriedly prepared to be scolded, but the moment he got out of bed, he felt that this voice was familiar, so he turned his head a little timidly, glanced at it with the rest of his eyes, and found that Fan Lei's mouth seemed to be white paint teeth, and he stood by the bed with a bad smile

"Oops! Are you sick kid, you have nothing to do here, the pig's nose sticks onions and pretends to be some leader! I didn't finish my dream, so I got up in a hurry! ”

Fan Lei looked at Wang Jinbao's frightened appearance, not to mention how happy he was in his heart, but in order to bully this guy for a while, he grabbed the backpack in Du Xiaokun's hand and said while walking towards the door

"Xiao Du, it seems that we didn't come at the right time, disturbing other people's dreams, your Master Wang didn't wake up, let's go back first! When he wakes up, when will we come up again! ”

Wang Jinbao suddenly realized when he saw this, and thought that the leader actually had the truth in his mouth, and he really sent someone to let him go down in advance, but he was not afraid at all, Fan Lei took Du Xiaokun away, because after all, they have been together for so long, what kind of person this kid is, he knows better than anyone else, but after all, there is an apprentice here, and his own master, no matter what, is also a master, so he has to have the appearance of a master, so he quickly took out the cigarette and prepared to hand the cigarette to the big guy first. I didn't think that Du Xiaokun looked at Fan Lei with extreme embarrassment and said

"Master Fan, I'm afraid it's not appropriate for us to leave like this! When I went back to the leader and asked why, I couldn't say that Master Wang didn't wake up! Then wouldn't it be that Master Wang was pushed down the ditch! We're too unkind, right? ”

Fan Lei sneered, rolled his eyes, and said in a weird manner

"Xiao Du, look at what you said, master, am I the kind of villain who makes stumbling behind my back? Didn't your teacher teach you that you have to be honest, do your eyes lie? Don't you know that facts speak louder than words? Have you not heard that to be kind to others is to be cruel to yourself? Don't you see that he is sleeping in bed? If you feel more comfortable staying here than staying in a hotel in the operation area, then you stay, and I will go back with the car first! ”

Unexpectedly, Du Xiaokun directly put the basin at one end, followed behind Fan Lei, and said while leaving

"Master Fan, look at what you said, my brain is not sick, who likes to stay in this ghost place if I have nothing to do! Let's go back first! When Master Wang wakes up, it will be up to the leaders to make arrangements! ”

Fan Lei smiled evilly at Wang Jinbao, gently patted Du Xiaokun's shoulder, and said very proudly

"Xiao Du, just do it! It's really a smart doll, as long as you dial it a little, you can immediately understand it! ”

Wang Jinbao glanced at Du Xiaokun when he heard this, thinking that this guy looks not young, why can't he understand this thing, but this kid is okay, and he is still very kind in his heart, so he quickly took out the cigarette, handed one over, and said with a happy smile

"Xiao Du, you don't care about him! If he's not too heavy, you let him carry it to the gate and back again! You smoke a cigarette first! ”

After Wang Jinbao handed the cigarette to Du Xiaolong, he wanted to hand it over to Fan Lei, but then he thought about it and wanted to save face, as the saying goes, tobacco and alcohol are not separated, take a cigarette today, thin this kid's face, and let him bully people all day long, so he deliberately lit a cigarette and took a hard puff, I wanted to spit out a smoke ring at Fan Lei, but I didn't expect Du Xiaokun to hand the cigarette he gave directly to Fan Lei, and said with a smile

"Master Fan, you smoke first! I don't want to smoke this for a while! ”

Fan Lei took the cigarette back, took out his Furong King, and said in a weird way while digging out

"Xiao Du, hurry up and smoke, I smoked Wang Jinbao's cigarette, and my throat is not uncomfortable, but directly suppurated! Besides, take a rotten cigarette and run here to thin me, thinking that I can't afford to smoke, or can't I afford to buy a rotten hibiscus king? ”

Unexpectedly, Du Xiaokun was happy, and handed the cigarette to Fan Lei again

"Oops! Master Fan, you dissipate your anger first, Master Wang may not know that you smoke! You smoke first, I really don't want to smoke! ”

Fan Lei looked at the cigarette in Du Xiaokun's hand, and the more he looked at it, the more uncomfortable he became, so he grabbed the cigarette and threw it into the trash can behind him, took out a hibiscus king from his cigarette case and handed it over, lit it with his hand, and said happily

"Oops! Xiao Du! Even if Wang Jinbao turns into ashes, I can recognize it, do you think he won't know that I smoke, the reason why he doesn't give me cigarettes is because he is a master who pees and pees, and to put it bluntly, he is reluctant to smoke a cigarette! It's not Master, I'm talking about you, when you smoke in the future, take a look at the grade of this cigarette first, don't lose your worth because of a cigarette! ”

Du Xiaokun glanced at Wang Jinbao with some puzzlement, and then said in great confusion

"Master Fan! The fence is used to scoop noodles, why does Master Wang pee and pee on the fence, isn't this like taking off, the pants fart in vain, is he filtering urea? ”

Fan Lei laughed directly when he heard this, and hurriedly came over to light the cigarette for Du Xiaokun, and said very excitedly

"Oops! Xiao Du! You deserve to be a college student, and your brain response is fast! I just said that your master Wang pees on the fence, and you can immediately think of filtering urea! ”

Seeing this, Wang Jinbao took a puff of cigarette angrily, glared at Fan Lei fiercely, and said with a grimace and a grin

"Xiao Du, aren't you tired of holding the basin? Your master will give you the Hibiscus King! But be careful, don't choke, your master's cigarette is the same as your master's way of life, not only has a back hand, but also a ruthless heart! You'll have to be careful! Therefore, you hurry up and smoke, and the people of the province will scold you later! ”

Du Xiaokun took a sip gently, looked at Fan Lei with a basin in his eyes, and whispered with a flushed face

"Master Fan, when are we leaving! If you don't leave, then let's hurry up and hand over now, otherwise you will be late to go back and won't be able to make it to lunch!" ”

Fan Lei glared at him angrily, threw his backpack towards Wang Jinbao's bed, and said angrily

"The surname is Wang, you are his uncle, have you said enough cool words! If we don't go, we'll go! ”