Chapter 0901 The Woman Flowers Are Inserted in Her Heart
Yang Xiaofang heard someone knocking on the door, stood up in fright, hurriedly sorted out her clothes in front of the mirror, brushed her hair that looked a little messy with her hand, and stared at Fan Lei with some shock
"Master! Who will knock on the door at this time! It's not like the manager came to see you with the injury on your hand! What do we do now? Why don't I go to the bathroom and hide! ”
Fan Lei heard that Yang Xiaofang was going to run to the bathroom to hide, and really sprayed rice all over the ground, and then smiled a little bitterly
"Xiao Fang! Xiao Fang! You're so cute, why do you have to go to the bathroom! A little girl who looks like this, can't you see people? It's hard to know that the manager will eat you! I'm really convinced! ”
Yang Xiaofang glared at Fan Lei fiercely, and then said with some irritation
"Oops! Now that the eyebrows are burning, can you be a little more serious! There is still a face to laugh here, I really don't know if you don't have a long heart, otherwise how could you be so big-hearted! Why did I go into the bathroom, don't you know? In case the manager really comes in and finds that we are two lonely men and widows, what is the matter with staying in the same house, you will not let me see people in the future! Don't eat it! Get up and open the door! ”
Seeing that Yang Xiaofang was a little flustered, Fan Lei turned around and walked towards the bathroom, quickly stood up, and couldn't say anything
"That's it! Hurry up and come over to eat, the manager will be busy eating, how can you come to see me, what good things do you think about all day long! Besides, even if the manager comes over, you are afraid that the Beijing manager will know that my flower is inserted in your cow dung, this is your private life, in addition to sending blessings, he will definitely ask if you have anything to worry about! ”
Yang Xiaofang heard that this kid actually compared himself to cow dung, and almost had no gas explosion, so he wanted to go over and clean up properly, but now that he is injured and sick, he will settle accounts with him, and he will definitely say that he is in danger! So he slowly turned around and glared at Fan Lei fiercely, and said with some irritation
"How do you know it's not the manager knocking on the door? Could it be that your eyes have a perspective function? Besides, why are you so good at putting gold on your face, and a flower is inserted in my cow dung, to tell you the truth, if you are a flower, the cow will not! I'm surprised, I really don't know, where do you get your confidence, so sure it's not the manager, please show me, who is at the door! ”
Fan Lei heard that the cow stopped pooping, and thought to himself that this little girl was simply too bad, flowers without fertilizer, except to wait quietly for them to wither, there was no other way out, and he wanted to ask her how she could be so cruel, but it can be seen that Yang Xiaofang was angry, thinking that a woman is a woman, and she always wants to hear something good, so she smiled happily and said
"It's okay, the cow doesn't anymore, I'll stick your fairy flower in my heart and make you the most beautiful in the world! The most fascinating! The most fragrant, a woman flower that never withers! Hurry up and come over for dinner, you don't want to manage someone's house, how can you knock on the door like a robber, and think with your feet that it must be you Master Wang, playing a prank here! After knocking on the door, I'm afraid I'll run downstairs! ”
Yang Xiaofang was praised by Fan Lei, like a fairy flower, and instantly became overjoyed, not to mention how happy she was, and then thought about what people said, it was not unreasonable, it must be Wang Jinbao who was playing a prank here, but after thinking about it again, it was not right, so she said with some wonder
"That's not right! Old Fan! Didn't Master Wang break off his friendship with you when he was in the corridor? How is it possible to knock on your door, isn't that a joke? ”
Fan Lei rolled his eyes a little helplessly, and then said with some tears and laughter
"Oops! You just don't know the relationship between me and your Master Wang, we are iron buddies, how can we say that we will break off our relationship! I must have come here to ask me what I was eating at noon, but as soon as I heard that you were in the room, I made a fool of myself and ran away! Otherwise, it won't, knocking on the door only twice and running! And you didn't know your Master Wang when you first came, he was a typical one, with a knife mouth and a tofu heart, and his girlfriend on the Internet, I realized that now, there are definitely no less than hundreds of breakups, but now I still call, and I open my mouth to be a wife! Don't stand stupidly anywhere, hurry up and come over and feed your old fan! ”
Yang Xiaofang instantly glared with shame, and said as she walked over
"Starve you to death, that's good! After playing prestige, I hurt like a nanny, and I still have to serve you here, I really don't know what I owe in my last life! You said that this Master Wang, he is just a weirdo, since he heard that we were eating in the room, why didn't he come in directly, knocked on the door twice and ran, it was really incomprehensible! ”
Fan Lei smiled faintly, and suddenly became weak
"Oops! What are you doing when you come in, Master Wang, do you watch you feed me? Don't you think it's too cruel to him? My little heart! I'm starving! Can't wait! Don't think about those useless things anymore, hurry up and feed me the stuttering ones, okay! ”
Yang Xiaofang looked at Fan Lei with a naughty look, the more she looked at it, the more distressed she became, she dug a spoonful of rice, stuffed it into Fan Lei's mouth, and then pretended to be angry and said
"Eat more! Next time, it's best to wipe out both hands! Let you sit next to me, watch me eat big fish and meat, and starve you to death, shameless one! ”
After eating, Wang Jinbao thought of Fan Lei's room to see what this kid was doing and what happened to the injury on his hand, but after thinking about it again, if Yang Xiaofang was there, it would be a little unsightly, so he quickly returned to the room, lay on the quilt and just lit a cigarette, and was about to finish smoking and sleeping, but he didn't expect Li Chunyan's text message to come
"Husband, have you eaten? Do you miss me? ”
When Wang Jinbao saw this, he shook his head helplessly, thinking that if he didn't eat, he didn't feed me anyway, and if you didn't want to see the real person anyway, he said that it was useless all day long, except for wasting phone bills, but people are going home tomorrow, there is no need to block her, in case the car is wrong, it will be troublesome if she can't go home, so he took a hard puff of cigarette and hurriedly returned
"Wife, have you eaten? I've just eaten, and it's too late all day to miss you, what else can I do! This will lie on the quilt and think about life! ”
Li Chunyan saw thinking about life and immediately replied
"Hmph, no sincerity at all! Do you think about me, or do you think about life? For the sake of me, I won't worry about you for the time being, and tell me what life you are thinking about! Why are you so funny! ”
Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes and said with a wicked smile
"Why don't you find a real-life boyfriend!"