Volume 1 Chapter 33: The Worst Tsinghua Student in History!
"Eh, what's going on!"
Just now, a few bottles of two pots were in the stomach, and the old gourd was no longer good. As soon as he heard this, he hurriedly waved his hand and said in a loud voice: "I...... Hu...... I hate to owe people family favors, it's not easy for you to hide a private wine, we have drunk four or five bottles before, and if you drink your wine again, it will be too much to forget! β
"What are you talking about, Director Hu!"
Tang Hua was also drunk, and his voice was high-pitched: "Compared to your kindness to me, these small bottles of wine are a fart?" Today's wine, I must invite! β
Belch......
Looking at these two men, you are pushing me......
Tang Long looked confused.
"Tang Long, uncle gave you money!"
Director Hu took out a few red tickets from his coat pocket, stuffed them into Tang Long's hand, and then muttered: "Look at your father, you still have to worry about the cost of a bottle of wine...... This little money means a little bit of money! β
This......
Tang Long was embarrassed, and he didn't know whether to put it away or not.
"Bullying Lao Tzu has no money?"
And Tang Hua on the side was so anxious that he almost jumped up, he held Tang Long's hand tightly, pushed the money back, and then beckoned Tang Long and said: "Son, you go to the shoe cabinet, find a pair of old slippers, and sew a thousand yuan in the insole, you take it to the Chen Ji restaurant downstairs, go get some food and come back!" β
it!
Tang Long's eyes widened!
In the insole, you can hide money!
Not only Tang Long, but even Lao Hu's face was full of admiration. This anti-reconnaissance ability, even if you come to raid the house, you can't find this money!
He looked distressed, looked at Tang Hua, and said, "Alas, you are so poor that you want to hide money like this, and you don't let your brother help you, why bother!" β
"Wow, you say it again?"
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I don't know how long it took, Tang Long, who was sitting on the sofa, his eyelids drooped. Tang Hua and Lao Hu have just reached an agreement to order some takeout to eat!
Originally, Tang Hua, who was very picky, is unusual. He ordered hundreds of Sichuan dishes, plus a few large bottles of soju, which made Tang Long almost think that the meal cost nothing.
Soon, at the dining table, the whole Han was full!
Eat it!
This Sichuan cuisine is really powerful!
"Drink, cheers!"
Two old men, sitting at the dining table, leaning on their shoulders, a mouthful of Sichuan food and a mouthful of soju. Then, let's talk wildly!
One bottle!
Two bottles!
Three bottles!
After killing the three bottles of soju, the two men were already drunk. Before, I was still called a brother, but now, I can't even figure out the generation.
If Tang Long hadn't stopped them, they would have danced ballroom dancing soon!
"Brother...... It's true...... No, drink it again! β
The wall clock on the wall of the living room was already approaching eight o'clock, and Hu Kaicai staggered to put on his leather shoes and said vaguely: "Go first...... One-step...... ......"
Tang Hua, who has an amazing amount of wine, has not yet drunk it. He pulled Lao Hu's clothes and was about to go to the bedroom: "Brother, it's so late, don't go back to ......"
Syllable~!
Tang Long slapped his ass hard!
"Next time...... Next ......"
Hu Kaitian was holding the door tiredly, and said to Tang Hua very reluctantly: "Next time, brother, come to your brother Hu, Brother Hu will let you taste the eighty-two Lafite, that thing is very exciting!" β
"Definitely, definitely!"
Tang Hua looked yearning, so he gave up.
"Today, it's really ...... I'm sorry! Director Hu scratched his head and said apologetically: "Look at me...... How can he ...... Let you break the bank! β
"That's right!"
Tang Hua smiled proudly, and then pushed Tang Long: "What are you still doing in a daze, why don't you ride your little electric donkey and send your big brother Hu home?" β
"Yes, yes, yes!"
Tang Long's face was bitter!
It's a terrible time to be your son. Not only do you have to endure the secondary 2 disease that you often have, but it is also too difficult to work as a cheap labor force from time to time.
I had no choice but to do it.
The two of them went down to the entrance of the unit. But Director Hu is already so drunk that even walking has become a problem. He had just picked up Tang Long's little electric donkey, and then he lay on Tang Long's back, snoring loudly!
"Ah, it's heavy!"
Oh my God, he won't have two hundred pounds, right?
Tang Long was very uncomfortable!
On his immature shoulders, he is burdened with a burden that he should not bear at his age!
At this time, there were few pedestrians on the street. Probably because of the big weight of Director Hu, the speed of the Yamaha small electric donkey has also dropped significantly.
The evening breeze was bleak, the cool breeze was swishing, and the chill that came to his face made Tang Long shiver. However, Director Hu's alcohol smell is difficult to blow away!
"Ah...... Tang Long! β
There was a groan from behind, and Director Hu, who was in the back seat of the car, hugged Tang Long's waist and began to complain: "Brother Tang, the teacher is too difficult!" β
How did he wake up!
But now, he doesn't have time to worry about it!
The most important thing is that Tang Long is lost!
"Director Hu, where is your home?"
"My family lives in ......" At this time, in the back seat of the car, there was a sudden burst of ~ bold singing: "My family lives in ...... Loess high slopes! β
Cowhide, cowhide!
This is drunk...... What a drink!
"Director Hu, please answer seriously!" Tang Long sighed and said helplessly: "Otherwise, I'll let you get off the car with you!" β
"My family......" Director Hu yawned, and he said vaguely: "My family...... Live in ...... Maple Grove ...... Community! β
Say it earlier!
Rumble!
The scooter took off in an instant and raced on the road!
"Brother Tang, drive...... Be careful! β
The howling wind blew the old man's scalp numb.
Although, Tang Long always enjoys drag racing, but this time it is forgivable. After all, with Director Hu, a certain recovery speed is as slow as a turtle crawling, and it becomes negative from time to time, so you still have to send guests home quickly!
"It's okay, your brother's driving skills, don't worry!"
Tang Long said with a smile.
"Hey, you and your dad...... It's all ...... Talent! β
Tang Long drove away, Director Hu was shaken so that his head hurt, he hugged Tang Long dizzily, and then said: "It's like me, I've been teaching for decades, and I'm still doing this...... Break the Dean of Teaching! β
(Relaxation activity detected: Hu Kaitianββ)
The smell of alcohol from this veneer made Tang Long very uncomfortable, he grimaced, and almost lost his breath: "How can there be, you are amazing...... Be strong! β
"Hey, it's really a grandson's life now, no one dares to mess with it!" Director Hu sighed, hugged Tang Long tighter, and then said, "This Hongchuan Cup is grouped...... The number of places is definitely ...... To the powerful, we can't afford to mess with Master Guan, and your dad can't afford to mess with ......"
"My dad...... Can't be provoked? β
Tang Long was confused!
Drunk and spit out the truth?
But Tang Hua has no skills to speak of, and it doesn't matter what, how can he say that he can't be provoked?
"Ahh Although Director Hu was dizzy, he was not in a coma, and when he realized that he had said the wrong thing, he hurriedly changed his words: "You have been ...... recently. Much has been improved...... This place should be encouraged......"
"Haha, believe you ghost!"
Soon, the little donkey turned a corner and drove into the Fenglin community. This neighborhood is very old, it looks old, the alleys are dark, there is garbage everywhere, and it looks like an urban village!
It seems that Lao Hu's life is not easy.
This may be the worst Tsinghua student in history!