Chapter 53: Uncle Dart
Listening to what Wei Dana said, I couldn't hold back my joy. But there is a little strange in my heart, Dou Dabao is delicious and delicious, but he is usually measured, why is he so indifferent this time? After thinking about it, he couldn't help but sigh secretly. The direction of love, the past, life is like a reverse journey, a reed to sail. This kid is really in love with Pan Ying, Pan Ying's soul is nowhere to be found, so it's no wonder that he is worried and borrows wine to drown his sorrows.
Wei Dana took a sip of wine, and the words suddenly changed: "The old Cai who dared to come to the town to buy good wine and cigarettes for three years is an impostor, I heard that he is a sheepherd who holds back his treasures?" Could it be that there is really a treasure in our Quartet Town? ”
I said, "It's true that he wants to hunt for treasure, but according to him, the treasure is not in Sifang Town, but in Siling Town." “
Tang Yi looked at Wei Dana with a smile: "What's the matter?" Shopkeeper Wei is also interested in the baby? ”
Wei Dana hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, I don't have that mind." As the saying goes, contentment is always happy, and contentment is always declining, and the two of us have a very nourishing life when we open this small shop, but we don't dare to dream of luxury. I'm just a little curious about the shepherd's business, so I'll ask more. ”
The speaker had no intention of listening, and when he said this, the third brother on the side couldn't hold it on his face.
The third brother got up and got off the kang, hesitated for a moment, and said to me: "Since you have decided, I will take you into the mountain in a car early tomorrow morning." ”
With that, he lowered his head and left in a muffled voice.
Victorna asked me what else I needed to prepare.
I had already thought about it and made a list for him right away. After reading it, Wei Dana only said that it was wrapped around him.
When Wei Da took out the door, Tang Yi touched his chin and said to me, "Why do I think that this Wei Da shopkeeper always seems to be guarding against us?" ”
I picked up the wine cup and touched him, but I diverted the topic and said, "Big brother, Ming'er, you and the third brother will send us to the back of the mountain valley, and then go back." ”
Tang Yi frowned, "What's the matter?" Think I'm in the way? ”
Before I could speak, he clinked glasses with me again, threw his neck back and drank dry, wiped his mouth and smiled:
"It's all standing and peeing, if there is any evasion, just say it, don't be hypocritical. If you don't like to listen to what I say, first, you are definitely not as familiar with the snowy mountains as me, and second, you hula and copy these people, it really doesn't seem to be very reliable. I follow you, on the one hand, if there is anything, you can be regarded as having a support, and we will be on our shoulders when we encounter anything; Besides, everyone has a desire to be curious, and I am no exception. Hehe, didn't I still think that if there was any treasure, I could also get a piece of the pie. ”
I listened to it warmly, and I didn't say much at the moment, just discussed the details of entering the mountain with him.
After chatting for a while, Tang Yi suddenly remembered something and said that he wanted to go out to do something.
He went out with his front foot, and Ji Yayun asked me a question with his back foot:
"What kind of generation are Pan Ying and Di Jinlian?"
I was stunned.
A lot of things are like this, and if you're not careful, you can get around it.
I was asked coldly by Ji Yayun, and I was also a little confused, the two of them were counting their seniority with their fingers, and as soon as the door opened, Dou Dabao staggered in.
As soon as I saw him, I was angry again, but before I could speak, Dou Dabao rubbed his eyes vigorously, glared at me and asked, "When did you come back?" ”
I was playful, and said without being salty or light: "It's not too early or too late, when I came back, I saw you asking Pan Ying and her ancestors to marry her, and when I was done, I saw your mouth and her mouth together." ”
"Really?" Dou Dabao's face was not red or panting, but his eyes were red.
I was about to speak, but he was relieved, as if relieved, "Well, that's okay." No matter how much you drink...... It was Pan Pan's body and her own mouth. That...... What, Grandma Jin Lian and I are a generation apart, she definitely won't blame me. ”
"Ouch, I'll go!"
I reached over and grabbed his ear and pulled him to the kang, "I said that you didn't not only have no brains but also no face when you went out this time, right?" ”
Dou Dabao shook his head to break free from me, crossed one leg on the edge of the kang and was stunned for a while, then suddenly turned to me and said, "Woe, I think I'm really dead." ”
I looked at him for a while, and compared two fingers in front of his eyes, "Two things, one, you go back with me to find Lin Tong this time, I have to let her show you your brain." Second, when you go back, you have to take me to meet your master if you say anything. ”
I'm really not joking, I just think that Dou Dabao is really sick. And the root of his illness seems to be a sentence from his widowed master.
Dou Dabao was stunned for a while and asked me, "You really didn't do anything to me?" ”
"I said, are you really sick in the head? Why is it just a sentence in the east and a sentence in the west? If it's really like this, what kind of mountains and people should we go into? Come back early! ”
Seeing that I was really angry, Ji Yayun hurriedly dragged me, so that I didn't want to slap me on the back of Dou Dabao's head.
"Don't be angry, listen to me first." Dou Dabao scratched his head, looking very troubled, "It's up to me to drink, I admit it...... Okay, I won't explain, anyway, I'm just very uncomfortable. What, I remember that after I drank too much, it seemed that I really kissed Pan Pan, and I kissed him very tightly, but it was over...... I was so shocked when it was over! ”
I was angry, "Do you remember that you are relatives of other people's ancestors?" ”
Dou Dabao's eyes slanted towards me, his expression was a little weird, and it took a long time before he said vaguely:
"It's not terrible to kiss the next generation, I'm scared because, after kissing carefully, I found that the person in front of my face was you!"
I looked at his hairy mouth in a daze, smelled the smell of wine in his mouth, reacted and kicked him down hard, "Get out!" ”
Dou Dabao was indeed still dizzy, sat on the ground, got up after a while, patted the ashes on his body, and said in a stunned voice:
"I'm going to take care of Pan Pan, ...... at night I'll sleep with her at night, so you can sleep in this room. ”
After saying that, he walked out slowly.
"I'll ......"
I was about to pull him back when Jinghai suddenly said, "Let him go." ”
The key is that Ji Yayun knows my temper, and is afraid that I will be in a hurry and really do something with this uncompetitive guy, so he dragged me back.
I made up my mind, and was about to ask Jinghai what he thought of this strange incident in Caowozi, when Tang Yi suddenly rushed in. As soon as he entered the room, he slapped a bag of things on the kang table, and said with some excitement:
"I really didn't expect that there would be an unexpected gain on this trip!"
What he slapped on the table was a very strange skin, and when I first saw this skin, I had an indescribable weird feeling, and asked him hesitantly, "What is this?" ”
"It's a guy you just found!"
Tang Yi rubbed his nose and spread out the long strip of skin. Then I realized that it was a long strip of darts made of cowhide, and seven dull iron darts were inserted in the compartments.
Seeing the appearance of these seven darts, I asked in surprise: "Brother Tang, where did this thing come from?" ”
"Spend money to buy it with Vedana!"
Tang Yi said casually, took one out of the dart bag, and shook his hand to hit it.
The iron dart about five inches long seemed to be stupid and dull, Tang Yi only flicked his wrist, and the body of the dart actually penetrated the table leg of the Eight Immortals table next to the wall.
Tang Yi had no intention of showing off, walked over and pulled out the iron dart from the inside of the table leg, turned around and carefully inserted the dart back into the bag, and then said to me:
"Brother, to be honest with you, I've practiced a little bit, not to mention a hundred steps through Yang, it's still a bit accurate. Usually it's nothing stable, but this time we go to the grass nest, I feel that I have to take advantage of the guy in my hand, and I feel uneasy in my heart. No, I just thought about it, to see if I can find something that fits, and I don't know if I will let my blind cat run into a dead mouse. I told Vidana, and he said that it was just right, that he had such a thing hidden in his house, and I gave him five hundred, and he gave me this set of things in a hurry! ”
Speaking of pride, Tang Yi couldn't help laughing.
I also had my brain spinning, and after smoothing out my thoughts, I realized that Tang Yi had a real trick in his hand and a dart stunt.
I picked up a slightly weird 'iron dart' and looked at it, and I couldn't help but be suspicious in my heart, and asked Tang Yi:
"Are these really Wei Dana gave you?"
"He sold it to me!" Tang Yi emphasized.
He suddenly smiled, and also picked up a dart and shook it in front of my eyes, "I know what you want to say, there are some things, I am not ignorant of it." I spent money on these seven uncle-in-law nails! It doesn't matter who they belong to or where they come from... I straightened my waist and pulled into my pocket, and the real money went out, and now, this is mine! ”
He leaned forward, lowered his voice and said to me: "Brother, I know that you are in the yin and yang industry, ask me, can this uncle really fight ghosts and evil spirits?" ”
I hesitated, took the iron dart from his hand, and inserted it back into the dart bag along with this one in my hand, and asked him:
"You know it's an uncle's dart, but do you know the taboo of using it?"
Tang Yi scratched his head, "How much do you know, isn't it...... If you want to use this thing, you will have to be unlucky for three years. Also, if you use this uncle's dart to hurt people's lives, or hurt ghosts and evil spirits, you have to use your own yang shou as a price. These...... Is it all true? ”
I nodded, "It's true." ”
Tang Yi's eyes rolled slightly, and he grabbed the dart bag coldly, lifted the big bag, and tied the dart bag to his waist, "Haha, this thing fits my hand and it suits my heart, I stayed!" ”
"Big brother, this is not a joke!"
I was a little anxious and reached out to put my hand on his shoulder.
It doesn't matter, I'm really scared.
I put my right hand on his left shoulder. As soon as his fingers touched his shoulder, he immediately felt a strong burning fire.
I subconsciously retracted my hand suddenly, and when I looked at him again, there was a nearly two-foot sun flame on the top of my shoulders and head!
I was completely stunned.
Uncle Gong Dart is not a unique secret weapon in martial arts, but a specific name for something in the yin and yang industry.
It is said to be a dart, but it is actually seven coffin nails.
Moreover, this coffin nail does not belong to the same coffin!
Seven coffin nails are generally nailed into the coffin, also known as descendant nails. The corpse and the burial are properly placed, and the descendants avoid the coffin, and the filial sons and grandsons are 'hiding nails' outside, afraid that they will not be separated by yin and yang, and their hearts will be narrow and uncomfortable.
One of the seven nails alone cannot be nailed, and in the end it must be the eldest son and grandson who will send it to the end, but if the mother's family has an uncle, the work of this coffin must be done by the uncle's family, that is, as the old saying goes, the world is dominated by the uncle.
Uncle nail, it's the seventh coffin nail.