Chapter 135: The House Is Hanging
This big stupid pig is really difficult to give birth.
Because she is much shorter than the blind bear, Su Wu is not so easy to operate.
Although she could ask plants to help, Su Yu wanted to practice more hand-to-hand combat, and she didn't want to rely so much on abilities other than farming and finding things.
Who would have predicted that she wouldn't want to be burned as a monster.
"Aung Aung Ang!"
The wild boar's rampage brought Su Wu back to her senses.
She never pulled out the machete behind her back, dodging the wild seed's collision while not forgetting to find an opportunity to punch it or two.
I heard that when the king used to eat delicious pork, he would have people whip the pork meat, which would make it more fragrant.
However, Su Wan also remembered Feng Jing's reminder that the wild boar should not be beaten too badly, otherwise the fishy smell will enter the meat, and it will not be delicious.
Therefore, she has always looked for opportunities to beat pigs' heads.
It's a big deal not to eat pig's head.
Suddenly there was an eagle's cry overhead, the voice was slender and clear, penetrating and crisp.
The Woo Monster is back!
I saw that the monster flew in front of the boar, stretched out its claws and scratched the boar's face.
"Whew~"
The boar screamed in pain, and shook its head to knock the monster down.
The monster didn't fight, and once he succeeded, he fluttered his wings and flew high again, hovering above Su Wu's head.
Because the monster left, Su Wu also saw the boar's injury clearly, and just now the monster directly detonated one of its eyeballs.
The wild boar was aroused to be wild, this time, it ran towards Su Wu again, its attack was completely irregular, it had a trace of rationality before, but now, it was completely in madness.
There's no play.
Su Wu didn't want to make herself so embarrassed because of the wild boar, she stood in place and blessed her body with a wood-based ability, making herself harder than iron birch, and stretched out a hand to stop it like a JC directing traffic.
The wild boar rushed over and crashed into Su Wu's hand, only to feel like he had hit a stone, and his skull was cracked.
Even if it was a monster, it was stunned, from the instinct of the animal, it also knew that the wild boar below was very powerful.
Su Wu sighed, took out the rope and tied up the wild boar that killed the first rabbit in the "Waiting for the Rabbit", and cut a wooden stick, wrapped the rope around it, put the wooden stick on her shoulder, and walked home with the big fat pig.
Unexpectedly, not long after leaving the forest, I saw Chang Gui and Lu Ying who were probing their brains outside.
These two haven't gone home yet.
Seeing Su Wu carrying the big fat pig alone, Lu Ying twisted Chang Gui's waist, "Dead ghost, don't go up to help!" ”
Chang Gui immediately greeted him with a smile, "Miss Su, you are so powerful, you must be very tired after beating such a big wild boar alone, come on, come on, Brother Chang Gui will help you pick it back." ”
Su Wanxin said, do you need your help?
"Brother Chang Gui and Sister-in-law Lu are busy with their own going, you are here to hoe the land, just now I saw a lot of weeds growing in your field, if you don't pull it out, the nutrients of the crops in the field will be robbed by weeds."
The monster also flew down from the sky in time and landed on the stick on which Su Wu was carrying the wild boar.
Staring at those sharp little eyes, he looked at Chang Gui and Lu Ying coldly.
"Ah, this is, this is the eagle?"
"It was raised by Miss Su?"
"yes." Su Wu pressed the wooden stick on her shoulder with one hand, and pulled it with the other, and the monster hung her head cooperatively, and stretched her head into the palm of Su Wan's hand to ask her to help scratch it.
In this world, there really is no animal that cannot be captured by human hands.
Of course, the premise is that the tigers and lions have to defeat them first, and then they can masturbate, and then, they can rely on the flexible hands of humans to massage these animals to subdue their hearts.
No matter how fierce the animal is, it will make a comfortable purring sound under the clutches of humans.
The monster didn't feel any shame in this, closed his eyes comfortably, and made a cooing sound.
This picture of clothes shocked Lu Ying and Chang Gui to forget what they wanted to say just now.
After all, Su Wu can move a wild boar weighing more than 200 kilograms with one hand!
You can also play with the birds!
This is really, people are more angry than people.
Lu Ying glanced at her husband with disgust, how could there be such a woman with amazing arm strength in the world? If only it were a man, hey!
Su Wan's eyes on Lu Ying suddenly got goosebumps.
"I'll go back first, so many people in the family are still waiting for the wild boar to cook, you guys go and get busy."
Su Wu really didn't mean to give pork to the people in the village at all.
There are so many people in the village, how can she share pork in every family, and she is not the wronged leader.
In order to please others, they keep taking good things and distributing them to others, can this really please people?
Chang Gui still wanted to say a few words of help, but Su Wu didn't breathe a single bit, and everyone could see that she was really not tired.
Maybe the people who helped her are tired of dogs, and they are still there to roam well.
Chang Gui was very interested and didn't come forward to ask for his own interest, "Daughter-in-law, I've said it all here, she didn't mention the matter of us eating pork, she really can't be a man, just now I heard wild boars running around in the woods, if I hadn't attracted some wild boars for her, where could she have successfully caught this pig so easily." ”
Lu Ying stomped his feet hatefully, "You didn't say it just now to show your merits, what's the use of telling me now?" ”
"I, I, didn't I just find a chance to speak? And, with that being said, what if my stalking of her was exposed. ”
Lu Ying hated that iron was not steel, and he poked Chang Gui's chest angrily, "Expose your head, you just said that you were originally in the woods, why did I find such a stupid man as you, your strength is not as good as a woman, your brain is not as good as me, and your cooking is not as delicious as the ugly man of the Su family, I am really losing to death if I marry you, I really want to shoot myself to death." ”
When Su Wan returned to the village, she was windy.
Originally, many children in the village had nothing to do and played at the entrance of the back village.
Seeing her coming back with such a big fat pig, the children clapped their hands and went around to publicize.
"The eldest girl of the Su family has come back with a big fat pig!"
"Super big, big big!"
"Really?"
"yes."
"I originally thought she was just catching pheasants and hares, but I didn't expect to be able to hit such a big wild boar, I just followed the child to take a look, I dropped a good girl, at least 200 kilograms!"
"I also saw it, it's a wild boar, wild boar is not delicious, she spent so much effort to catch wild boars, it is better to catch a few more pheasants and hares and come back to make them for those craftsmen to eat, eat this smelly pork, her house is afraid to hang, and someone will cut corners."
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