Wang Jinbao was stunned for a moment, and then asked extremely puzzled

"Why? I laughed and they cried? ”

Unexpectedly, Shi Wentao didn't say anything, but Yue Gang said directly

"Why are you embarrassed to ask? Because you have not become a flower messenger, but have become an out-and-out seeder, a few acres of cabbage have been ruined by your pig, and the most hateful thing is that even the cabbage root has been destroyed, not to mention, and the evil seeds have been left! ”

Wang Jinbao glared

"If the cabbage is ripe and not harvested, will it rot in the ground and mix with feces and urine to make bottom fertilizer! Wouldn't that be too sorry for the cabbage! Besides, you think that everyone is the same as you, Tian Boguang, who only knows how to keep seeds everywhere all day long, and when you turn around and lift your pants, you won't be certified! ”

Shi Wentao glared, and then said with a wicked smile

"That's right! Flowers must be picked when they are harvested! When the cabbage is ripe, it is natural to go to the kitchen! There is no problem with these, but the reason why girls cry is that the most important thing is cabbage, and the heart of the arch is unwilling, and the key is not to say! ”

Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes angrily, sneered and said unhurriedly

"Really? Since you say so, then I would like to ask, in your cornfield, in the apple orchard, on the school desk, all those cabbage sprouts are willing? Don't you feel guilty now, the cabbage was destroyed by you before it was well developed, and you chewed it up and ate it by the roots, isn't this a sin? ”

Unexpectedly, Shi Wentao smiled very proudly, and then said directly

"I'm sorry, I don't believe in Buddhism! So in my dictionary of life, there is no such thing as evil! ”

Wang Jinbao snorted

"Really? Don't believe in Buddhism, do you? Then you should have heard that there are gods three feet above your head! Don't forget that if you do too much injustice, you will kill yourself! And you know, how disgusting you are?"

Shi Wentao glanced at it

"Okay, don't you just want to talk about yourself, disgusting disgusting, super disgusting? As for going around in such a big circle? Are you tired all day long? Besides, someone like me who is a flower and loves his family, how can anyone be bored?"

Wang Jinbao smiled evilly

"You're not disgusting? When your mother is pregnant with you, how can she vomit?"

Yue Gang found that the pair of happy enemies were pinched together again, and separated the two with a smile

"That's it! Don't talk about all that useless stuff and get out of here! Otherwise, the auditorium will be full, and we will be placed in the last row, and the program will not be able to see clearly! ”

Wang Jinbao was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and thought that he had only seen it on TV, there were chairs in the people's assembly hall, chairs in the church, and a few wooden benches were placed in the village people's marriage hall

"Really? What does the auditorium look like?"

Yue Gang rolled his eyes angrily, and then said a little impatiently

"You haven't seen the auditorium, haven't you attended the opening ceremony when you go to school? Don't you have long eyes that breathe out of breath and can't see for yourself? Follow the ass all day and ask, I'm annoyed if you're not tired! ”

Wang Jinbao glared at him angrily, thinking that you are also from the countryside, what is the Yellow River elephant with green onions in your nose, although my brother has never seen the auditorium, but from the TV, it is just more than the open-air stage in my hometown, and there are a few more stools in it, compared with the opening ceremony of the middle school, one is under the light, one is in the sun, one goes to sit on the buttocks, stands up and leaves, one goes, holds the stool, and when you go back, you have to hold the stool, Lao Tzu has never eaten pork, I should have seen you run! But it's a bit cheap to say this, so he rolled his eyes

"I'm sorry, I haven't seen the auditorium, but I've seen a few more in the mourning hall! If you don't believe me, I'll decorate your mourning hall tonight! ”

Yue Gang glared twice, and he was about to go crazy, but after thinking about it, he was the squad leader after all, although he had an absolute advantage in his body, but if he fought hard, it would not only hurt the harmony, but also damage his image, and then he rolled his eyes and said with a bad smile

"Hey! The mourning hall won't bother you! Because that's usually what children and grandchildren do! It's a pity that I'm not married yet, and everyone knows that there are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is great! In order for someone to decorate the mourning hall for me in the future and continue the incense of our Yue family, the relationship between the two of us is so good! You help people to the end, and send me and your sister directly to the marriage hall! As long as you help me do this, I promise to get you into the student union! What do you think?"

Wang Jinbao glared, and glanced at Yue Yue, who was just one meter and eight meters tall, two straw-tied legs, a carrot and a head the size of a small garlic, thinking that he would grow into what you were standing like, it is already a miracle to be able to live until now, you still want to get married and have children, based on your genetic inheritance alone, from the perspective of evolution, you should be directly eliminated, but after all, people are squad leaders, and the big guys are happy together, plus they are used to it, and other people's happiness is often based on their own pain, and then their eyes rolled

"What do you think about all day long, you think my sister is a man and get married! Wait until you enter the student union and become the president of the student union! If you can't enter the student union, you can't be the president of the student union, and you put others into the student union, this is not talking nonsense, but just like you just now, just let out a fart! ”

Yue Gang glared fiercely

"You kid don't look down on people, after I get into the student union, don't forget what you said today!"

Wang Jinbao was just about to refute, but he didn't expect Shi Wentao to come directly

"That's it! When you enter the student union, I'm afraid that everyone else will play soy sauce! You weren't in a hurry just now, how could you have time to talk nonsense! ”

When the words just fell, a few people in the same company laughed, when they walked to the auditorium, under the illumination of the searchlight, they looked red and glamorous from a distance, Wang Jinbao grew so big, he was the first time to see such a shocking scene, thinking that it was good to be involved with oil, when I was in middle school, I didn't want a unified school uniform, held a singing competition, and sometimes unified blue suits and ties, because they were all croppers, except for marriage, no one wore a suit, let alone tie, there was no way for everyone to borrow a tie between classes, And the clothes can only be borrowed by the east family, the west family borrows ties, some can't afford to buy leather shoes, and can't borrow black leather shoes, directly buy a bottle of ink to apply on the white pullback rubber shoes, and then pour one basin after another basin of black water, until the original color is washed out, when I thought of this, Xu Weiliang, who stood behind, pushed it hard

"Let's go! I didn't see why our class was gone! staring at the seven fairies blindly in the dark, don't just see that it's a mother, even in broad daylight, the facial features are very uncoordinated, what's so good-looking? ”