Chapter 4: Becoming a Laughing Stock
As soon as Xia Yunbo opened the door, he saw his mother sitting in the living room with an ugly face. He immediately put away the smile he had just had when he chatted with Sedum, and asked with concern, "Mom, who made you angry?" It must be my dad, I'll help you settle accounts with him" said that he was about to go into the room to find his father Xia Songnian.
Who knew that Xia Songnian was coming out of the study with a cup of tea, and he also said with a tied face, "You are still looking for me to settle accounts, you can ask for more blessings." ”
Xia Yunbo sat back beside his mother Wu Peilan and asked, "What's wrong?" ”
Wu Peilan first gave her son a one-shot killing, and then opened her mouth to count, "What do you say is the matter with Miss Lin who went on a blind date today?" ”
When Xia Yunbo heard this, he smiled easily and said, "Oh, this is this." I thought it was so angry with you. Maybe people didn't take a fancy to me," Xia Yunbo took a grape and put it in his mouth, and said lightly.
"Lie to me again, it's you...... With our family's conditions, do you think it's more likely that others will look down on you? As soon as Wu Peilan heard it, she knew that her son was talking nonsense.
"Isn't it big? Isn't it happening today," Xia Yunbo still didn't tell the truth. Wu Peilan saw that her son was not telling the truth if she didn't show her ruthless moves, so she stood up and pulled open her son's collar and asked, "Say, what's the matter with this lipstick print?" It turned out that Wu Peilan couldn't think right after her son finished calling her, so she called that Miss Lin, and only then did she know the truth of the matter.
"Now that you know what else to turn." Xia Yunbo said with a full collar
Wu Peilan's face suddenly changed 360 degrees, and she smiled and pulled her son's arm, and asked with a gossip look: "Tell me which girl it is?" I already knew that you had someone, and I would introduce you to what kind of blind date. Where are the people? What for? Isn't it pretty? ”
Xia Yunbo looked at his mother with a demented look, this change of face is also very fast, just in time for the Sichuan Opera to change his face.
He pulled his arm out of his mother's arms first, looked like he didn't turn his head, and said, "Mom, let me calm down this rollercoaster first."
"Oh, calm down, you should say it quickly. Where are the people? What for? Isn't it pretty? Wu Peilan anxiously urged, and Dad Xia was drinking tea and watching the excitement.
Xia Yunbo muttered in his heart, if he couldn't explain to himself today, he probably wouldn't be able to sleep, so he thought about the appearance of Sedum in his head, and said, "Local, right?" Should I be in school? Very cute and cute"
After hearing this, Xia Mu stood up excitedly, holding one hand and the other, and asked happily and a little worriedly, "Still in school?" Isn't that very young? ”
Xia Yunbo covered his mouth and smiled secretly, and then said, "It's quite small......"
"Oh, it's okay to be small, it's better to be small," Xia Mu returned to the sofa and sat down and said, "To be honest, that Miss Lin is not very good, I heard that she has made a lot of boyfriends abroad, and she dumped others." Now that you have a girlfriend, that Miss Lin will be yellow if she is yellow."
At this time, Xia Mu and Xia Yunbo's brainwaves were not on the same channel at all. Xia Mu happily lost the ability to think, thinking about Xia Yunbo's character, if she really had something to do with which woman, she would not leave such a big flaw for others to know.
But he was quite glad that his mother, who had lost the ability to think, could let himself stop for a while. Thinking like this, I inadvertently thanked the naughty little guy in my heart.
After all, Xia's father has been in the shopping mall for so many years, and he has already seen with those eyes that have insight into unlimited business opportunities that things are definitely not what his son said, but he did not dismantle his son on the spot, but after Xia's mother fell asleep, he sneaked outside his son's room and knocked on the door gently.
Xia Yunbo was sitting on the bed reading a book after taking a bath, when he heard a knock on the door, he closed the book and put it on the side of the bed, so he got out of bed and opened the door. Xia Songnian closed the door and sat on the sofa, crossed Erlang's legs, looked at his son with a cunning look, and said, "I have given an explanation to your mother about the blind date during the day, but I haven't given an explanation yet." ”
Xia Yunbo knew as soon as he saw his father that that kind of words could only coax his mother.
So he also looked like a treacherous and cunning and asked, "So you're here to ask the truth?" ”
Xia Songnian showed a natural look and nodded with a smile.
Xia Yunbo had no choice but to tell the story of meeting Sedum today, and recounted Lin Yueshi's words and deeds. Xia Songnian laughed after hearing this, and felt that the laughter was a little loud, and he lowered his laughter slightly and said, "I said, how can you do such a thing, if you can do this, your mother won't have to worry about giving you so many kisses." Seeing Dad Xia smiling so strangely and wanting to leave, the more Xia Yunbo thought about what his father said, the more awkward he felt. He shook off his hair, held the door frame with one hand and asked Dad Xia who walked out of the door, "Dad, what do you mean by that?" Why don't I do such a thing, is it possible to suspect that I can't even handle a woman? Father Xia just "hummed" twice, and then said, "That little doll who called your dad has to thank others."
Xia Yunbo watched Xia's father's back walk into his room with a puzzled expression.
At lunch time the next day, when Xia Yunbo told his friend and company's technical director An Youting about the incident, An Youting almost laughed.
Xia Yunbo gave An Youting a dose of white eyes, and An Youting made a gesture that he would no longer smile and said, "I think my aunt must be happy now, and when she meets someone, she will say that you have a woman, who would have thought that it was a little child who didn't have any hair." Hahahahaha......ha
Xia Yunbo saw that his friend was still laughing, so he took a chicken leg from the plate and stuffed it into An Youting's mouth, "Pay attention to the image, my Mr. An"
An Youting took down the chicken leg and said, "You, you usually live too formally, and you don't have anything to make us laugh." I finally caught this opportunity today, and I didn't want to have fun. Hahahaha......" An Youting said and laughed again.
Xia Yunbo looked at An Youting, and it was estimated that there was little hope for coercive stopping. He didn't eat at all, leaving him alone and laughing. An Youting's tears of laughter were about to rush out, and he wanted to stop eating seriously, but found that his friend had left him and walked away, and he didn't care about eating and hurriedly chased after him, "Okay, I've laughed enough." But I want Lao Tian to be happy too......" Xia Yunbo listened, stopped, and pointed at An Youting angrily, "You... You—" I didn't say anything for a long time.
An Youting had never seen Xia Yunbo's appearance when he couldn't say anything, and there were too many surprises today, so he broke Xia Yunbo's fingers back with his hand and said, "Don't you, you...... I'm ...... Yes, it's usually you who say nothing to us. It's finally your turn to taste it today, oh my good, thank you that cute little guy."
As he spoke, he patted Xia Yunbo on the shoulder, and went back to his office with a look of revenge.