Chapter 56: Denial of the Trifecta
"Can you stop arguing?" I asked politely.
But no one birds me.
Hundreds of humans shouted for help at the same time, giving me a headache.
"Han Sihuai! Come up with you! ”
The shriveled woman in front of me was the loudest.
"What you're looking for is Han Sihuai, what does it have to do with me Bu Shiren." I looked at her with a frown, "It's stupid to hang on a tree." ”
"No, you are Han Sihuai, even if you turn to ashes, I will recognize it!" The woman's bony body began to shake, and she stretched out her Nine Yin White Bone Claws, which were more authentic than Mei Chaofeng, trying to grab me. "We're going to be like this, all because of you!"
"It's going to be like this, it's all because of you!"
"It's all because of you!"
"Because of you!"
I'm going, talking with theater surround sound?
I looked left and right, and it turned out that the people hanging around me no longer cared about themselves and screamed, and sang in unison with the shriveled woman.
Then all the people hanging on the mangrove roots began to writhe in a strange posture.
It's like a marionette hanging in the air.
And the aerial roots of the giant mangrove tree, which were originally hanging straight, also began to shake as these 'tree people' twisted.
From a distance, it looks like the wind is blowing the wind chimes on the wishing tree.
It's just that these wind chimes have a strong hatred for me.
Han Sihuai, what the hell did you do back then, and it actually affected me.
"Han Sihuai is dead, I'm Bu Shiren, a zombie! People are dead, what ...... about"
Just when I was going to use the excellent traditional culture of Shangguo, the Eight Tolerances - people are dead to convince them.
The shriveled woman was already swinging the rope and came to me, "Who cares if you are human or not!" ”
"I'm really Bu Shiren!"
"That's right, Han Sihuai, you're not human!" With a roar, the shriveled woman stretched out her Nine Yin White Bone Claws and grabbed at my head.
At this time, there is a lot to say, the dinner fork.
I've lived so long as a zombie that I've never seen anyone bring it to my lips on their own.
Eat my trick old lady copy dumplings!
I picked up the 'Friend Deal' and stabbed it deep into the shriveled woman's chest from the bottom up, piercing it.
"I've said it all, I'm Bu Shiren, I'm a zombie, and I can speak human words now, don't you understand human words!"
The fork's job is to fork food, and the 'friend trade' can't split the big iron chain, and it can't plug you?
Then I met her Nine Yin White Bone Claw and gnawed on it.
It's bitter and astringent, and it's spicy and spicy, and it tastes the same as thatch, no, it's worse than thatch and ginkgo biloba.
"Phew!"
I quickly spat out what had been chewed in my mouth.
When I looked at it, it was meat, dry and dry, numb, and not mellow at all.
It's clearly a piece of wood stubble!
At this time, the shriveled woman actually grabbed my Heavenly Spirit Gai with her other hand.
It's really the move of the Nine Yin White Bone Claw.
It was too big to fit her current stature as a late-stage anorexic.
I even suspect it's Winston pinching my Celestial Spirit Cover right now.
In pain, I quickly pulled back my fork, picked up the wind corpse's feet, and kicked her away.
But I saw that the four wounds on the shriveled woman's chest that were pierced by the dinner fork did not drip blood.
I could even see that her palm that I had bitten off began to grow like a vine, and in a short time it was back to the shape of a hand.
"Damn, it's been a long time, and you're not human." Now I have a little bit of a pain, I can't beat it, I can't eat it.
That's still entangled with a fart, I don't want to wipe Han Sihuai's ass.
So I very simply put two ducks and one duck, and ran away.
After carrying enough wind corpse legs, he climbed up to the third floor in an instant, and left the atrium of the mall far away.
Looking behind him, those vegetative people were really unable to climb into the atrium due to the restriction of air roots.
The Eight Tolerances of Shangguo - It's all here, I have to find baking soda powder.
The situation on the third floor is much better than that on the first floor, at least it still maintains the appearance of the shopping mall of the year.
But almost all of the shops were in a mess as if they had been looted hundreds of times.
After a little circle, I found the entrance of RT-Mart supermarket.
The supermarket is even worse than the others, except that all the shelves are empty.
There are still a few lumps at the door, which look like weathered poop.
There is nothing left in the food area, snack area, fresh food area, except for the packaging bags in one place.
And the furniture area is also nothing, and it is likely that it has been used for fire.
Seasoning area, it's okay here, there are some salt, soy sauce or something, and soon I also found several packets of baking soda, which can't be eaten directly, and there are very few places that can be used, so I finally kept it.
I remembered that Winston seemed to have sprayed all the soy sauce before, and in order to prevent encountering mutant jellyfish in the future, I brought a few bottles of shiitake mushroom soy sauce.
As for why I didn't mention the soy sauce, because it had been put for ten years, the soy sauce had been put into old soy sauce.
As I was heading back to walk out of the supermarket, I was attracted by a pair of bib pants in the children's clothing section.
Yellow, there are still a lot of holes on it, adding this demonic smile.
It's SpongeBob SquarePants' cotton ultra-breathable limited co-branded oversized children's bib pants!
(づ。 ◕‿‿◕。 )づ
It's perfect for a zombie like me who drops his pants at every turn!
Excited, I hurriedly replaced it with it.
It's just right, it's completely tailor-made for me.
Then I flipped to the shelves for a few other characters' limited-edition collaborations with oversized bibs.
From then on, whether it's a home trip or a murderous overkill, I don't have to worry about my bare butt anymore, and the bib pants are simply handsome.
Grab a couple of plastic bags from the supermarket counter and pack everything on.
Then I was faced with the question of how to go back.
Because it alarmed those 'vegetative people' before.
Now all the escalators in the entire mall are being pulled by them.
Each escalator, guarded by a dozen 'vegetatives', completely blocked the way down.
"Tsk, I don't know how to take the fire safety passage."
These fools, I guess their brains have turned into wood.
The mall is not only equipped with escalators in the atrium, but also has fire safety passages in the corners of the floors for emergency use.
I kicked open the long closed door in front of me, and then I regretted it.
"It's you!"
"Catch him!"
In the fire safety passage, it is actually stuffed with the aerial roots of giant mangroves, which can be said to block the entire fire escape, and there are also a lot of 'vegetative people' on it!
"Excuse me." I hurriedly closed the long closed door again.
Fortunately, there is an advantage to this closed door, which is that it can only be opened from my side.
As I relaxed, a large chunk of the ceiling suddenly fell and almost hit my feet.
"It's you!" A voice came from the suspended ceiling of the ceiling!
"I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense!"