Li Tian was listening to music with his headphones and mobile phone, while squatting on the side of the fish pond and fishing for garbage with a small net, and the sound of humming along with the music kept coming out of his mouth.

If a passer-by passes by outside, and it is not clear that he thinks he is masturbating, it will be clear that he is masturbating while picking up garbage!

When you're done scooping up this place, stand up!

The moment I stood up, the phone slipped from my hand and fell into the pond!

Li Tian panicked, bent down and reached out to pick it up, stood unsteadily, and fell!

When Li Tian first dug and built the fish pond, he believed that the minimum water depth at the edge of the fish pond should reach 1.5 meters, and the middle water depth should reach about 2 meters, so that there would be more fish raised, and the same number of acres of fish pond would raise relatively more fish!

In addition, the embankment around the fish pond must be wide enough, and the site can be used to raise chickens, ducks and geese or build pig pens to raise pigs, and the rest can be used to grow vegetables! Sometimes rotten vegetable leaves can be used to feed fish or serve chickens, ducks and geese.

So Li Zai can only plant all kinds of vegetables on the embankment on the four sides of the fish pond, after all, there is a cycle of fish farming, planting these vegetables, the fish has not yet been listed, you can sell vegetables to subsidize the family, besides, almost one or two acres of sparse vegetables, you can also make a little money, and now the sparse vegetables are expensive!

Li Tian screamed, and hurriedly grabbed the vegetable core by the embankment, but the vegetable core was pulled up by Li Tian, Li Tian's head fell, his mouth was open, and he didn't get the mobile phone, with a bang, holding the vegetable core in one hand, the person fell into the pond!

A stream of pond water with a little fishy smell instantly flooded Li Tian, and he felt the pond water flowing through his nostrils, which was extremely uncomfortable!

The pond water made him feel extremely suffocated, and when his right hand touched the bottom of the pond, he pressed a small stick, and his fingers were stabbed by the stick, and he screamed, like a frightened bird bouncing up, and his right hand involuntarily grabbed the stick and stood up!

Li Tian's upper body was exposed to the surface of the pond, he closed his mouth, closed his eyes, and quickly wiped the water off his face with his hands!

"Haha, haha!

"That's you!"

A cluster of colorful light suddenly appeared in front of Li Tianzheng, and a strange cry came out from the light cluster!

When Li Tian heard the sound, he was startled, and almost fell down again, and the mud in the pond could be very slippery!

After settling down, I opened my eyes and saw a transparent white-haired old man standing in front of a cluster of colorful light, with a very kind face!

Li Tian suddenly screamed: "Ghost!"

"Bastard, unlucky ghost, you are the ghost, your whole family is a ghost!" the old man scolded

The old man pointed his finger, and a ray of light flashed, instantly freezing Li Tian!

Li Tian was terrified and kept struggling, but his body just couldn't move!

I knew that I couldn't escape, and I didn't think that I had just fallen into the pond and encountered a ghost, which was unlucky!

Thinking of this, Li Tian scolded: "Dead ghost, dead ghost, dead old man! I XX three generations of your ancestors!"

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After scolding for three minutes, Li Tian felt a dry mouth!

"Have you scolded enough!Unlucky bastard, have you ever heard that ghosts appear here during the day with colorful lights?" the old man endured the great anger in his heart

The old man thought to himself, if I didn't want to get out as soon as possible, how could I put up with this unlucky guy here, and turn you into ashes!

"You're not a ghost, why is your body transparent? If you're not a ghost, how can you stand in the air?" Li Tian endured his fear and said loudly

"Fool, fool! Unlucky bastard, can't I be a god? The ghost's body is full of yin wind and cold ice! Do you feel it? Besides, where are there ghosts in this world! The Great Dao does not exist, the vitality of heaven and earth disappears, and when people die, their souls are destroyed!" the old man couldn't help but shout angrily

"Since you're not a ghost, then who are you, no, you only have a soul, not a dead ghost?" Li Tian looked at him and seemed to have no malice, forgetting to be afraid

"Lao Tzu is the way of heaven in this world, do you know? Lao Tzu is the way of heaven, everywhere, and knows everything!" The old man couldn't help but tell his identity with black lines on his face, and if he didn't say anything, this kid's stinky mouth might come out of something!

"You are the Dao of Heaven, am I still in the Dao! Is the Dao of Heaven conscious, has a soul body?" Although Li Tian is poor, has a sling thread, and has fewer friends, he has read a lot of online articles in two years of college, and the online articles are all written like this, the Dao of Heaven is a collection of the rules of heaven and earth, and the way of heaven is the most public, and it cannot be conscious, once there is consciousness, there is a private relationship, and it cannot be treated equally!

As the saying goes, heaven and earth are not benevolent, and all things are dogs!

"You are actually talking about the way of heaven, laughing to death! Even a saint does not dare to say that he has comprehended the way of heaven! It is really ridiculous that a mere ant dares to talk about the way of heaven!" The old man seemed to see through Li Tian's thoughts, and laughed wildly

The old man didn't wait for Li Tian to reply, his expression suddenly changed, and he said that he would change, like the sun in June, and said temptingly: "Boy, unlucky, this seat wants to inherit the position of the Heavenly Dao to you, and the task of maintaining world peace in the future will be handed over to you!"

When Li Tian heard him say, how could the familiar phrases be exactly the same as the white-bearded old man that many online protagonists encountered!

"From now on, the task of maintaining world peace will be entrusted to you!"

Li Tian thought, this ironclad pit, routine, want to tempt me, no way! Li Tian suddenly felt as if he was being peeped at, and his body seemed to be naked, and he felt bad when he landed!

This old man is so powerful, he is actually peeping into my thoughts!

Li Tian was suddenly furious: "Voyeur, don't you know that privacy is protected by law?"

The old man sneered: "Unlucky, if you hadn't searched all over the world, your body would be full of qi and blood, and your physique would be suitable for being the heir of the Heavenly Dao, Lao Tzu would be verbose here, and a mortal would have taken you to see the underworld a long time ago." Lao Tzu is responsible for the way of heaven, and he is very busy! Don't be ignorant!"

"A poor ghost, a single dog, yo is still a place!"

Li Tian was furious: "What's wrong with me being a single dog! I like it! You bite me? Besides, now as a virgin or a standard rare breed, it is very expensive, do you know the rare breed, no culture, it's terrible!"

"It's a sore spot! Unlucky, after inheriting this heavenly way, the beauties of the whole earth are always under your supervision, you can watch that when you want to see that bath, you can watch that cutie if you want to soak that beauty, three wives and four concubines are not a matter of minutes! If you want wealth, it's simpler, the wealth of the whole world is yours, you can take it if you want! Don't you want to show off in front of those relatives who look down on you and those classmates who mock you, and even rectify them?"

Li Tian was shocked, this dead old man actually knew his experience!

Hmm, it's not the way of heaven, it may also be a fairy, after all, he can still play in the air, and his experience and heart are actually clear in front of him!

If it is true, then I don't want the wind to be windy, I want to be rainy, no, it should be three wives and four concubines, and wealth is rolling in!

Let those who look down on me kneel and lick, Li Tian couldn't help but close his eyes and become intoxicated, and the saliva on his mouth fell drop by drop!

The old man looked uncomfortable, and at the same time the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned, thinking to himself, I can't cure you, I can finally get rid of it, seeing that the origin of the Heavenly Dao is exhausted, this unlucky bastard is you!

"Unlucky, as long as you follow me, omnipresent, supreme Dao, I am willing to accept the Heavenly Dao Fruit Position of this world! Wealth, the beauty is yours!" The old man's gentle voice sounded in Li Tian's ears, and when he heard his words, his body seemed to be warm, very comfortable, and he couldn't help but say: "Omnipresent, Supreme Dao, I am willing to accept the Heavenly Dao Fruit Position of this world!"

"Haha, okay! Unlucky, you finally accepted the position of the Heavenly Dao!" After the old man finished speaking, the colorful light cluster on his body loosened and slowly moved to Li Tian!

At this time, Li Tian opened his eyes, only to see a series of colorful light clusters constantly surrounding his body, and he suddenly felt a little bad!

Seeing this, the old man flipped a few heels in the air in a row, and laughed: "Unlucky, you finally drank my footwashing water!"

After laughing, the old man cried again: "It's been thousands of years, I can finally get rid of it, damn the way of heaven, damn the rules of heaven and earth!"

However, they didn't notice that the stick in Li Tian's hand turned into a stream of air and disappeared on Li Tian's body in an instant as the colorful light cluster surrounded Li Tian!

Glancing at Li Tian, who was in a daze, he laughed and said: "Unlucky, this world avenue does not exist, the whole universe is barren, why is the earth alive, hehe, that is the obsession of this remnant of the heavenly way, actually use the origin to give birth to the earth, and use the origin to maintain the vitality of the earth, in the past, because there were many origins, there was only heaven and earth vitality on the earth, and now the origin is about to be exhausted, and the vitality of the earth is going to be extinct!

I can't believe that you, the unlucky bastard, have really accepted the Heavenly Dao inheritance!In order to thank you, I share this news with you!"

"Woo, I'm finally free, I can finally enjoy it before destruction!"

Li Tian came to his senses at this time, and said angrily: "You dare to lie to me, trick me, since I am omnipresent and omnipotent, I will now say that you should die!"

"Hahaha, I don't think I can figure it out after I die, and I will become the Heavenly Dao inexplicably! You think it is the real Heavenly Dao of the world, but you still want to say the law! But I remind you, the real World Heavenly Dao is indeed unable to produce consciousness, this is limited by the rules of the Great Dao! Laughing to death, you can go out with this colorful light cluster, haha, I will arrest you and dissect it then!"

However, smiling and laughing, he suddenly exclaimed: "Ah, I forgot, I want to get out, the rules don't exist, the soul can't exist in ----the world!"

Before he could finish speaking, his soul dissipated into the air!

Li Tiangang wanted to scold, but suddenly looked at this scene, stupidly didn't pull the machine, and wanted to cry and stand in the fish pond without tears, this is really a huge pit, or a dead pit, and suddenly had the urge to die!