Chapter 577
He listened to the flattery of the Taoist priest, and thought to himself that he was really right, this Taoist priest must have asked me for a bet, and it would really be difficult to leave the Taoist priest here alone to fight with that gangster, so he said indifferently; "Forget it, stop flattering me, just say it, how can I help you fight that scoundrel!"
Before his words landed, he first saw the Taoist priest pouting, and then the corners of his mouth grinned, and said in a tone that despised him very much; "Just you, you can still help me and that crazy desperate, you save it, I let you go back, because you are very sincere, 100% devout to worship me as a teacher, I can't be entangled, so I have to reluctantly agree to you, but no, the gift money for apprenticeship is indispensable."
Hearing that the Taoist priest re-mentioned the matter of apprenticeship, and deliberately added the words that the gift money could not be missing, and did not mention the matter of betting with Hun Heng, he also understood a general idea in his heart, so he deliberately asked according to the Taoist priest's meaning; "Didn't you say at the bazaar that I don't have to accept my gift money?"
"Who, who, where is the heavenly principle, where is the heavenly rule, so many people in the bazaar can testify, what I am saying is to exempt half of it, have you heard it wrong, or your memory is born with a problem, I repeat, the remaining half of the gift money is absolutely inevitable."
When he heard this, he was overjoyed, but he decided to tease him again, so he replied unhurriedly; "Half of the gift money is paid, then I have to worship you as half a master with half my heart and mind, can you agree!"
After he finished saying this joke, he thought that the little Taoist priest would shout loudly again about where the heavenly principles are, where the heavenly rules are, but he never thought that as soon as his words fell, he saw the Taoist priest blinking his eyes and immediately smiled with his eyebrows; "Okay, great, that's it."
Then the Taoist priest looked at him deliberately, pouted and said; "You kid, when will you drop the bag, and you're still playing with me."
Hearing the Taoist priest's incompatible, he was about to say the deal, but the Taoist priest grabbed the words and said; "I have one more small request, though!"
The Taoist priest was a little pitiful when he said this, and when he saw this scene, he did not interrupt the Taoist priest's words, but waited for him to continue.
The new grave, the old appearance, the old trees and crows, the slanting sun and the sunset, a gust of yellow wind, blowing a few paper money, the withered grass is everywhere, the locusts pass by from time to time, and the birds are in a hurry, refusing to fall to forage for food.
At this moment, he saw two white butterflies flying out of this grave, at first, he didn't care, and thought that the pair of white butterflies were hidden in the grass above the grave, but when he looked carefully, he found that this was a new grave, the weeds had not yet had time to grow, and the fresh loess exposed on the grave, not to mention the weeds, not even the grass thorns, could it be said that the pair of white butterflies had been hidden in the soil of the grave in advance, I really don't understand.
Just when he felt strange, he saw that the pair of white butterflies were not afraid of them, but around the Taoist priest sitting on the grave, flying up and down, dancing, sometimes, the two butterflies were still stacked together, he was stunned.
When the Taoist priest saw the pair of butterflies flying around him and refused to leave, he immediately rolled down from the grave, and then gestured at the butterflies, for a while, making him in a fog, I don't know what was going on.
At this moment, he heard the Taoist priest muttering quietly; "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my old man doesn't know that this is your home, I want you to be loving and unswerving in life, and after death, you are in the same hole, and you are not willing to be born alone.
This, this, what the hell is going on, did these two butterflies come to find this Taoist priest on purpose, or did they live in this tomb originally, he was speculating to himself, but when he saw the Taoist priest who had finished speaking, his body suddenly swelled, and in the blink of an eye, he was about to break the light gray robe that was still very fat just now, and then he saw the Taoist priest open his mouth, and opened the originally small mouth to be as big as a big bowl, and suddenly took a breath.
Look at the pair of white butterflies that are still dancing, they were instantly sucked into the mouth of the Taoist priest, and then the Taoist priest began to chew non-stop, until the corner of the mouth appeared white foam, then he took a sip of the grave, sprayed it, with the poof, first flashed a white light, he saw the white light into the tomb, and then, the grave emitted a puff of white smoke, and he heard a loud bang, and the grave was razed to the ground in an instant.
In an instant, the smoke and dust rolled, the dust flew, everything in front of me changed, the wild grass, the bushes, turned into an earthy yellow, the new habitat and old ridges that had long been stolen by the weasels, large and small, dilapidated, scattered everywhere with the loud noise, all the dead grass on it turned to ashes, without exception was covered with a thick layer of dust.
It wasn't until he slowly woke up and opened his eyes again to look for the Taoist priest that he saw that the Taoist priest who was still wearing Sima Xingye's light gray robe had turned into strips, like dead grass fluttering in the wind, fluttering back and forth on the Taoist priest's very short body, and the Taoist priest's face had also turned earthy yellow, as if it had been coated with a layer of loess foam.
Seeing this scene, he felt that he should no longer be indifferent, so he walked up to the Taoist priest and asked softly; "Why weren't you careful, didn't you get hurt?"
However, what he didn't expect was that his kindness, or hot face, touched the cold buttocks, and here, before his voice of concern landed, over there, he heard the Taoist priest shouting loudly, "Who let you cry and fake mercy, you don't pee to take care of yourself, you are naked in broad daylight, walking back and forth, and your face, which is as black as smearing the ashes at the bottom of the pot, really, not paying attention to it to such an extent." ”
Hearing the number of Taoist priests, he inadvertently touched his face, and then looked at his hand, wow, his hand was a layer of yellow-black dust, so he subconsciously looked down at himself, this look was not tight, and he found that his body was naked, however, he didn't think it was all right, because at a glance, he clearly saw that he was still wearing the dark gray old can no longer be old, and after his own hands sewn on, the front and back two patches of torn underwear.
But, in any case, he felt that he was very ashamed, and in order to find a step for himself, he accosted him, whined twice, and then retreated again and again, as if he wanted to leave immediately, and the Taoist priest said in a somewhat apologetic tone when he saw him in this situation; "It's all my fault for owing my mouth and telling this big secret, but as a result, you don't appreciate it and don't thank you, forget it, you kid, don't go, it's almost dusk now, I bet that no one will come until tomorrow morning, so you don't have to be shy, and you don't have to be afraid of being seen by the big girl or the little daughter-in-law or something, besides, you don't have any glorious image, I think you're still very good dressed up, maybe the blind weasel will fall in love with you, lead you into her cave, and let you be the groom, maybe."
As if no one was talking, the Taoist priest stretched out his finger and pointed, but the Taoist priest reminded him of this point, and he immediately asked; "What about the pair of white butterflies?"
When the Taoist priest heard his question, he first looked at him in surprise, and then shook his little head like a rattle, which means, I don't know what you are asking, where are the white butterflies?
He saw that the Taoist priest was pretending to be confused with him, and thought, I just want to test you, okay, I'll let you pretend, see which of us can pretend to be whom, so he immediately, immediately turned his head and left, this time the Taoist priest felt that the situation was a little bad, so he immediately trotted, kicked and kicked up from behind, stretched out his hand and grabbed him and said; "Look at it, you kid really can't make jokes, I'll tell you, can't you tell you!"
Hearing that the Taoist priest had softened again, he stopped and didn't leave, and the Taoist priest continued; "Actually, it's very simple, let me tell you, you must not tell others, that pair of butterflies and mandarin ducks, mandarin ducks and butterflies, moved the land lord of this side, the land lord played the heavenly court, through the heavenly court, let them reincarnate together, this place to reincarnate is related to that Sima Xingye, I think when he has not yet arrived home, his wife has given birth to a big fat boy for him, he is also a double happiness, as for the female butterfly, will definitely be reincarnated in the emperor's house, and stay until the day of that kid's high school champion, It's when they get married, when the time comes, if you want to join in the fun, I will take you with you, of course, you must promise me first, we will finish singing this play tonight. ”
After he heard this, his heart fluttered, and a luxurious and lively wedding immediately appeared in front of him, so he smiled happily and nodded his head in approval, at this time, the Taoist priest saw him nodding again and again, and immediately struck while the iron was hot, and continued; "Since you nodded and agreed, I will admit it, from now on you are half of my apprentice, but no, the gift money is still not less, I said that half of the reduction is half, and you still have fifty five baht on you, which was obtained by selling a fox skin and a pair of musk, you can give me those five baht money!"
Hearing the Taoist priest's words, he really reached for the imperial decree, and reached for the fifty five-baht coins in his arms, but when he reached out for a while, he drew his own loud laughter. But it turned out that it was only at this time that he realized that at this time, he only wore half a pair of shorts on his body, and the coarse kudzu cloth clothes and pants had already been shattered by the sudden wave of air and exposed loess, and the hand he stretched into his arms was moving wildly in front of his abdomen, and even he couldn't help laughing when he saw this.