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"Brother, it's too much to pretend to be X, it's easy to be struck by lightning. The thug yelled at Ren Lang fiercely.
"Who was struck by lightning is not certain. Ren Lang said lightly.
As soon as his words fell, he carried the yin and yang qi, and then smashed it towards the gangster's head.
Boom –
An explosion rang in the ears of the thugs.
"Thunder, thunder, I was struck by lightning. The thug said as he sat down on the ground.
Just when many gangsters were stunned, Ren Lang did not stop.
He took Lori in his arms with both hands and turned his back to the gangsters.
"Little brother, be careful~ There are many of them. Lori said worriedly.
"Don't be afraid, only the sheep and cattle will form herds, because they are weak. And the beast only needs one. Ren Lang said nonchalantly.
Even the gangsters on the opposite side, seeing this scene, began to admire Ren Lang's ability to pretend to be X.
"Look at what? Don't give it to me yet. The thug yelled.
The thugs woke up like a dream and rushed towards Ren Lang, bound to knock Ren Lang to the ground, and he was ashamed.
Just when the gangsters were about to get close to Ren Lang.
After Ren Lang manipulated the Yin and Yang Qi to circulate in his body for a week, he found an outlet.
Burst!
A fart!
Ren Lang farted at the thugs.
Then the thugs smashed their heads into the ground as if they had been hammered hard by a sledgehammer, all like kites with broken strings.
Gangsters: What just happened ......????
When the thugs got to their senses, there was only one thought in their minds: What else can we say? It's just a fart, a fart.
"Hee-hee. Lori saw this scene and immediately laughed out loud. Her big eyes were full of adoration.
"Don't be afraid, don't worry, with me to protect you, no one can hurt you. Ren Lang felt quite satisfied with his answer.
The thugs lay on the ground, their heads full of stars, surrounded by: Who am I, where am I, what happened?
"Boy, who the hell are you sacred? The thug said fiercely, but his trembling hands betrayed the fear in his heart.
"Your grandfather and I will not change his name, and I will not change my surname. Ren Lang. Although the sea is big, it is just a wave that can be used by me. Ren Lang said.
He scraped all the words in his head before he could barely make his name a little taller.
Ren Lang is very strong!
This is the consensus of the gangsters and the gangsters.
So the thugs yelled, "Okay, we know your name." You wait for me. ”
After saying that, the gangsters immediately stood up and retreated, wanting to escape from Ren Lang, the big demon king.
"Stop. Shall I tell you to leave?" Ren Lang roared.
His voice was transmitted very quickly, and it fell on the ears of the thugs, no less than a thunderclap.
The thugs froze and turned their heads.
Ren Lang let go of the hand that had been holding Lori, ready to make a move on the gangsters.
Boom!
Boom!
Only a few sounds of meat hitting the ground were heard.
The gangsters knelt in front of Ren Lang in unison.
"The king~ spare your life. The thug was the first to shout.
His plea for mercy was like opening a valve, and the thugs yelled one after another.
"Please spare us. We repay you for our cattle and horses. ”
"My lord's miraculous skills, we are convinced. ”
"Spare your life~ Please spare me, I will definitely look forward to your horse~"
Ren Lang and Lori were frightened to varying degrees when they saw the gangsters' reactions.
Why did you surrender so quickly? I haven't made a big deal yet.
Ren Lang thought with some regret.
However, he quickly reacted.
"Ahem!" Ren Lang said, "I'm not here to collect my little brother today." I'm just here to teach you how to behave. Don't bully women in the future, don't do bad things, do you hear?"
"Yes. The lesson of the boss is that we are convinced by you, and we must obey your words. The thugs snapped their hands on the back.
Ren Lang nodded with satisfaction, and then gave the gangsters a look, signaling that they could go.
"Let's go, what are you doing on your knees? The thug stood up and said to the crowd.
"Good luck to the boss...... Luck...... Ahem, ah. You can't say it, you can't say it. ”
"As soon as I hear the boss's fart, I know that the boss is fierce. How do you say that word, alive and vigorous. ”
Lori listened to the thugs driving with their mouths full, buried her head in Ren Lang's arms in shame, and said shyly: "Brother Ren, they are good or bad, quickly beat them away." ”
Lori's shy appearance is like a shy daisy. Let Ren Lang's mania not be, I can't wait to ......
Slipped, slipped. If you don't slip away, something will happen.
The thugs walked away with a sense of humor.
Only Ren Lang was left holding Lori.
"Little brother, I can walk by myself. Lori whispered, her voice was very sweet and cute. People can't help but want to kiss Fangze.
However, Ren Lang insisted that people can be romantic, but not lewd, so he let go of Lori and said, "It's okay." They're gone. ”
Lori left Ren Lang's arms, and she was still a little reluctant for a while, she looked down at Ren Lang shyly.
"Little brother, I'm afraid, can you send me home?" Lori stared at Ren Lang with big cute eyes.
"Of course, sending beautiful women home is every man's lifelong dream. Ren Lang said.
After speaking, Ren Lang also added in his heart: Going home with a beautiful woman is every man's lifelong achievement.
The two were on the way home to send Lori, and you chatted back and forth.
"Little beauty, what's your name, I've known each other for so long, I don't know yet. It's hard to say that I'll call you cute in the future. ”
"Then call me cutie. Hey. I'm kidding you. My name is Wang Kexin, you can call me Xin'er. ”
"Xin'er is cute. ”
"It's Xin'er, it's not Xin'er's cuteness. ”
"Isn't that Xin'er a little cutie?"
"Xin'er is a cutie, but she is not a cutie. ”
The two maintained a subtle affection and ambiguity, and walked together in the direction of Xin'er's home.
Xin'er's face was always red. It's like an apple.
I really want to take a bite.
Ren Lang thought.
arrived at Xin'er's doorstep.
Ren Lang didn't expect that Xin'er's family actually lived in a famous rich area, and the people who lived here were either rich or powerful, and there were even many people from the Xiuzhen sect who bought houses here.
"Brother Ren, then I'll go back. Xin'er looked at Ren Lang reluctantly.
"Well, go back. Ren Lang said to Xin'er with a smile.
After speaking, he pinched Xin'er's face with his hand. It's so soft.
Ren Lang waved his hand at Xin'er in a chic manner, turned around and left. But he secretly swore in his heart that one day, he would step into this rich area with great light. Walk in with your head held high.
Saying goodbye to Xin'er, Ren Lang prepared to go home.
At the door of his house, he unexpectedly found three people squatting on him.
They are his three brothers in his former dormitory.
The second child, who wears a pair of glasses all the year round and is very smart, is the military advisor of their dormitory - Strategy.
The third child, with two hundred catties of fat, is the pistachio in their dormitory - Li Hun.
is young, but unexpectedly the oldest of them - Yang Laoshi.
"Boss. You're back. Brothers have come to see you. You have to be relieved~~~" Li Hun was the first to shout.
"I'm relieved. Ren Lang said.
"As far as my analysis is concerned, men who have been robbed of women are usually the first to show open-mindedness and chic, but they are actually very panicked in their hearts. Boss, I understand you~" Schem said.
"Boss. I~I~ I'm not going to say anything. You mourn and change. Women, everywhere. Yang said honestly.
On the one hand, Ren Lang felt funny, and on the other hand, he was very moved.
These three goods must have heard the rumors, Li Xiaoxiao betrayed him, so they rushed over.
"A few of you have your hearts in your stomachs. I'm so good. Ren Lang said.
The three brothers told Ren Lang with their eyes: We understand your pain. You don't have to pretend to be strong.
"Man, we'll give you this face. ”