At the original site of Caomiao Village, in front of the Grass Temple, people come and go, gongs and drums are noisy, and the scene is very lively.

In addition to the people of Caomiao Village, there were also villagers from nearby villages who also came to participate in the sacrifice.

Add a piece of popularity to the originally abandoned silent deserted village.

As the protagonist of this sacrifice.

I was lying in the middle of the grass temple.

On the side, there were two big men who were handing me up.

It's no stranger to say, after all, they've rubbed my blood before.

There is an old saying in Shangguo, you can never wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep.

You'll never be able to wake up a zombie who pretends to be dead.

So today, even if they touch my whole body and take off my pants, even if I lose face, I will never move!

"Quick, you change that laughing man's pants for him."

"Brother, what's the matter, let our brothers change his clothes."

"If the ghost god sees this big pants, he won't lose his appetite."

"Okay, do you want to change your panties?"

"Forget the underwear, it's slippery, the sacrifice will start in an hour."

Alas, goodbye, my favorite SpongeBob SquarePants limited edition oversized children's suspenders.

In my heart, it was 10,000 reluctance.

But in order to be able to get it back, I endured it.

With tears of humiliation in my eyes, I was changed into a blue shirt and blue pants by them, and rested in the grass temple.

The other sacrifice, Xiao Zhang, was more miserable.

On the way here, he counted the most fierce screams, crying for a while for his father and mother, and for a while saying that he would bite his tongue and kill himself, becoming a stale sacrifice and destroying the sacrifice.

No, Song Bingxiang stuffed a light bulb in his mouth.

Now don't talk about biting your tongue and committing suicide, you can't even swallow your saliva.

Speaking of saliva, I feel wet at my feet.

Quietly Mimi opened her eyes a slit.

Good guy, Xiao Zhang, who was tied hand and foot and threw at my feet, can now be compared to the water baby in the Seven Brothers of the Gourd.

With the speed of a snail, I quietly moved my foot away from the puddle of saliva on the ground.

Others didn't notice it, but Xiao Zhang did.

Helplessly, his mouth was gagged, and he could only make a sound of 'uh-huh-hmm'.

It's just that this sound was directly overshadowed by the sound of gongs and drums outside the grass temple.

No one paid attention.

"The music stops, and below, I announce that the ghost god sacrifice ceremony has officially begun!"

Wang Fugui's voice came from outside the temple gate.

"Mr. Song, please open the altar."

"Okay."

I saw that outside the temple gate, Song Bingxiang, who was dressed in a yellow robe, slowly walked to the offering table.

With his right hand, he took out a yellow talisman from his bosom and sandwiched it between his two fingers.

With his left hand, he picked up the bell on the offering table and began to shake it.

Then with a wave of the sword, Huang Fu spontaneously combusted.

Then he grabbed a peachwood sword from the offering table and pierced the yellow talisman with a sword.

Swing it in the air constantly.

There are words in his mouth, as if he is chanting some incantation.

Driven by curiosity, I began to listen carefully.

"Every day is the same, and occasionally there are whims......"

What kind of bullshit spell is this?

Listen carefully, isn't this clearly the theme song of Doraemon!

It's amazing, so you can break it blindly.

Then I thought about it, too.

Anyway, the fact that the ghost god is a zombie lord is unknown to ordinary villagers.

It's not for the real God, it's just a matter of fooling around and looking like that.

I was a little looking forward to what Zhuo Yinhua's expression would be if she knew that the spell that summoned her was like this.

“…… Let your dreams shine. Ghosts! Please bless us from zombies! ”

After Song Bingxiang put an end to his unique incantation, the sacrificial ritual finally came to an end.

Subsequently, under the leadership of Wang Fugui and several other village heads, everyone knelt down and said in unison:

"The ghost god is above, we are waiting to offer sacrifices today, please bless us from zombies!"

This is the real completion of the ceremony.

"Okay, let's all disperse, disturb the gods to enjoy the sacrifices, but it's disrespectful."

With Song Bingxiang's words.

Everyone began to leave the grass temple one after another.

Let this place gradually return to the dead silence of the past.

"Damn, I'm finally gone, I'm tired."

I stood up and flexed my muscles for a fierce battle.

It's a pity that I was carried over, and the 'Friend Deal' landed in the treehouse in Caomiao Village.

"Hmm."

Xiao Zhang, who was on the side, saw me get up and made an unbelievable sound.

"Well, you're going to die no matter what, it's better to ......"

I rubbed my hands together and pounced directly on Xiao Zhang.

It's been a long time since I've eaten people, it's so fragrant.

"Genetic Testing: Human, 70 Gene Points Reward, 4350 Current Gene Points."

Alas, the loan of the cheating daddy.

The number of genetic points obtained is just enough to offset the consumption of the natal weapon.

I tried to summon the 'Friend Trade', but it seemed that it was too far away, and I waited for a long time, and it didn't fly.

Anyway, even if Zhuo Yinhua brings all three of his entourage, I just need to run away with him anyway.

However, if you can put the 'friend trade' on your body and carry it with you, you won't have this embarrassment.

"Detect mutation tendencies, whether it costs 2,000 gene points to learn natal weapon fusion."

it?

Is there really one?

"Sister Handbook, please elaborate on the usefulness of the skill."

"Answer, natal weapon fusion, you can fuse the natal weapon with the limbs, to a certain extent, improve the strength of the limbs."

"Wait, is there a duration and cooldown?"

"Question answers, no, can be blended or canceled at any time."

That sounds like an appeal.

"Then I'll save some genes and learn again."

After all, he is currently in debt, and the fork is not at hand, so let's take it slowly.

Time passed.

Just when I thought Zhuo Yinhua wouldn't come.

Outside the grass temple, there was laughter.

"Hey, let's eat, let's eat."

It was Zhuo Yinhua, she stepped briskly and jumped into the original site of Caomiao Village.

"Huh? It actually smells of blood.

Well, maybe it's the corpse after the execution.

Hope is still fresh. ”

Damn it!

The speed of my tongue almost alerted her.