Chapter 0660 The Little Bee Farts Shocking
He Xiaogang was stunned at first, and wanted to pull Liu Yiren down directly, and then explain slowly, but after thinking about it again, it would be self-defeating if it wasn't good, so he whispered to his ear
"Oops! Lao Liu! You just put your heart in your stomach, don't say that this kid likes to join in the fun so much, how can he not go on this occasion tonight! Take 10,000 steps back and say, tonight the men are basically finished, and most of the women's families have already gone on dates! You say he's like a lonely ghost, what are you doing here! So you don't care, the rest is mine! Make sure we haven't reached the gate yet, this kid will change his clothes and catch up! If you really don't believe in my ability, let's bet two packs of Chinese cigarettes! ”
Liu Yiren heard the bet of playing two packs of Chinese cigarettes, and glanced at He Xiaogang with some surprise, thinking that this kid is really worthy of He Wan, and his shots are not usually generous, it is simply incomprehensible, just make a joke is the beginning of China, is their family, really like these boys said, the family is a multimillionaire, but since the family is so rich, it is really incomprehensible to come here to work for Ha Hao to suffer this foreign crime, but when he was puzzled here, He Xiaogang suddenly pulled his voice and said loudly to the door
"Oops! Lao Liu, you have such a smooth and colored face, why do you have nothing to do and put it in your pocket, we are not like some people, we don't wash our faces for a day! Regardless of the face! Shameless! Feel relieved! If he doesn't go tonight, that's even better, and we can drink more!" Eat! Sing for a while! Order more food and drinks, and ask for the most expensive ones! Anyway, if you eat it, you won't eat it in vain, if you don't eat it, you won't eat it, with him Wang Jinbao and without him Wang Jinbao, it won't affect him to pay at all! I don't know what you're afraid of! ”
Liu Yiren wanted to refute, but then thought about these guys, it seems that the relationship is ordinary, and they are not only classmates but also fellow countrymen, He Xiaogang and this kid, living in a room, should know Wang Jinbao better than himself, if he is strong, I am afraid it will backfire, it is better to go with the flow than this, so he smiled bitterly, did not say anything more, handed over a cigarette, and walked downstairs together, Wang Jinbao heard this, thinking that although the monthly living allowance is distributed by the manager, But he and He Xiaogang, as well as Wu Baotong, are generally led directly by one person, and they can sign the word, and He Xiaogang, this kid, spends his own money like running water, so spending other people's money, I'm afraid it can't even be water, it's like burning dark coins, there is no pressure at all, if these boys spend a month of their lives, then it's okay to say something, if you spend one or two thousand yuan, then in the following months, no cigarettes and smoking are trivial, and there is no money to buy a phone card, There is no phone with Li Chunyan, then it is really done, they often say that the legendary girlfriend, and then they stay alone in the house, it is not interesting at all, by the way, go to open the meat, see what the legendary trampoline bed looks like, whether it is standing on it, you don't have to move, others will help you move, go and see the legendary box, what kind of room is it, what is the difference between playing a disc and singing with a microphone while playing VCD on the street, and then this kid just said two packs of China, then let him feel distressed, Thinking of this, he immediately changed his clothes, pulled the door with his hand, and said as he strode downstairs
"He's a monkey brother! Thinking about what good things are going on all day long, I actually want to take my money and give you chic, I'll order all the cheapest for you, buy more beer and melon seeds, and fill you up, see how you slaughter me! ”
When He Xiaogang and Liu Yiren came downstairs, they didn't expect Fan Lei and a few of them to stand at the staircase and wait, Shi Wentao glanced at it and found that Wang Jinbao did not come down, so he quickly asked with some curiosity
"Huh! That's not right! Why are there only the two of you coming down, why didn't half of the brain come down, didn't you say to come down together? Why is this neuropathy not even giving face to the two of you! It seems that I really don't want to mix it up! ”
He Xiaogang glanced at it, and wanted to say it directly, look at what you said, how can the face of the two of me be compared with the red man in front of you, the manager, but if you say this, this kid will definitely blow harder, and those who don't know still think that he is the manager's godson, so he pursed his lips and pretended to smile helplessly
"Hey! O little bee! Jinbao saw that you were there, in case he went to the beautiful girl he liked, and you were directly incorporated into his own banner like he was chasing Li Yun! So scared to go! Ay! This is called being bitten by a snake for ten years and afraid of the well rope! Ay! You said you were all day long, so can you do some personnel! Can you leave a way for Jinbao to live! ”
Shi Wentao rolled his eyes angrily, and then immediately retorted
"Oops! He Wan, you two really deserve to be a house, now not only the breath you exhale is a taste, but even the fart that comes out is a taste! Can you have a pleasant chat all day long, can you say something new! Don't always talk about these things about old sesame seeds and rotten grains, talk endlessly, is it interesting? Is it fun? I really don't know what to say about you! Therefore, in the matter of Li Yun, I don't want to explain, and I don't need to explain, because love, if it can be explained clearly, it is not called love! ”
He Xiaogang had already seen Shi Wentao unpleasant, when he was in school before, because he helped Wang Jinbao chase his girlfriend, and finally became his girlfriend, now he is a fellow countryman with the manager one day, and he doesn't know what his surname is, so he didn't think about it and came directly
"That's it! Don't think that you kid call you a little bee, and the you pull out is honey! Haven't you heard that if you don't know what you don't know, why don't you let people say it now that you have done it! With your brother's trust in you, but you made him a green hat, is this a human thing? Besides, what's wrong with me living in the same room with Jinbao, what's in your way, why do you have to talk so ugly! That's right, the two of me are ordinary people, what I inhale is oxygen, what I exhale is carbon dioxide, and the fart that comes out is not only smelly but smelly, unlike when you inhale oxygen, exhale out but hydrogen sulfide, not only the smell is beary, but also the smell of rotten eggs, the most important thing is that once people smell it, they will die with it! Known as lightning death! Little bee, your fart, it's really earth-shattering! Ay! It's true that people don't know that they are wrong, and snakes don't know how poisonous they are! Ay! Do not say! ”