"Na! Here's a look at it. ”

"What is this?" Qing Lu'er, who was tired and lying on the sofa, sat up, she picked up a pile of materials that her sister threw on the desk and couldn't help but read in surprise: "Get rid of the single plan!! ”

"There are a few multiple-choice questions for singles, and each option is followed by a score. You answer it well, fill in the score after answering the question, and there will be a corresponding single question guide behind each total score, and there are a few blank sheets of paper at the back, corresponding to the single question guide, and you write your plan for getting rid of the single.

I've already written one myself, so you should write one seriously! I wish you a speedy removal of the single!. As she spoke, she changed into sneakers on her feet and went downstairs in a light tracksuit.

Qingluer hurriedly flipped through the pages of the paper, and didn't read the list plan carefully, she put the plan for getting rid of the list given by her sister into her bedroom, and then rushed to the party organized by Mu Xue'er.

"I'm getting married! This is the candy, everyone put it away. You You announced his good news to a few friends next to him.

"What? So suddenly? Linger asked in surprise?

"That's right! I don't love him, but I don't have to love someone in my life. It doesn't matter! I look at it indifferently, as long as I can give my father an explanation, it will be good! You You said very blandly.

"Youyou, you can think about it, don't be impulsive. This is something that is related to the happiness of almost a lifetime. Lang Lang said in a reassuring tone.

"I didn't think that marriage would last a lifetime. I'm not too young. Think of it as a task for your father! Their wish has come true! It's good that the task has been completed, and after a year or two, everyone can't make do with it, and it's okay to get divorced! Anyway, I matched the preferences of the second elder and gave them a marriage. ”

"How do I feel like you're rebelling against your parents? I think you're familiar with this kind of operation. It's like something I've done. Lang Lang said.

"Alas! Sometimes family members also use it to resist. Today, my sister gave me a plan to fill out, hoping that I would get off the list as soon as possible. Or I'll find someone to make do with it and deal with my family! Qing Lu'er sighed and said.

"Get rid of the single plan! I also filled out an electronic version of the plan for getting rid of the order and sent it to the group for you to see. Linger said.

“……”

"Isn't this the book my sister gave me to get off the list? The content is just the same. ”

"This plan was made by the 'Er'an Singles Club'." Linger said.

"Er'an even has a 'singles club'." Qinglu'er said differently.

'Yes!' Er'an Pregnancy & Baby Club', 'Er'an Parent-Child Club'

, 'Er'an Youth Club', 'Er'an Youth Club',

'Er'an Single Club', 'Er'an Singles Club', 'Er'an Marriage Counseling Club', 'Er'an Middle-aged and Elderly Club', 'Er'an Hospice Club', from life to death, 'Er'an' is a series of all-inclusive. It's just that the distribution of power between the various clubs is not uniform, some clubs are famous, some clubs are small, and it's normal for you not to know. Lang Lang said.

"Life and death have been properly arranged, but suddenly I feel a little scared!" Qinglu'er said.

'Haha!' Er'an may have noticed that people have this kind of emotion, so some clubs' signs only use suffixes, and do not use the name 'Er'an'! Lang Lang said.

"Er'an has become more and more commercial in recent years, but it's true." You You said.

"Youyou, have you really decided that you want to get married? Don't think about it anymore! ”

"I don't have time to think about it, we have already received the marriage certificate.

"Got the certificate?!" The three of them asked in unison in surprise.

"That's right! It's time to hold a wedding banquet later, and you all have to come when the invitation is sent. ”

"Good! We can also check it out! Qingluer said.

"It's a little too impulsive!" Linger said.

"Cher! I'm helpless too! Have you ever noticed that after your divorce, your family doesn't urge you to get married! ”

“… Urging..."Linger replied while thinking about it: "Occasionally urge, but it's not as powerful as when I was single before!" ”

"It's not so much about completing a task for my parents, it's better to say that I'm completing a task for myself not to be urged to marry." You You bowed his head slightly, and then said to everyone:

"You have to make a plan to get rid of a single order, and you also need to make a plan to get married.

For example, what kind of person do you plan to marry? What about his family? What is the economic situation?

Since it's a task, try to find the kind of person who also marries to complete the task.

If the other party's parents are too sophisticated, the man's financial ability is too different from you.

A prenuptial agreement must be signed because you are not sure when you will get divorced!

Don't look for pornography, gambling and drugs!

The contract should state the extent of the marriage and whether or not to live together. The number of times I went home to visit each other's fathers and grandmothers.

If there is a cohabitation affair in it, do you want to have children after marriage? If the woman chooses to have an abortion later, how will the man compensate for the physical compensation?

I joined a 'Marriage Club', which is not affiliated with 'Er'an', and my marriage partner is also a member of that club. ”

"You You, I always thought you were an unmarried, but I really didn't expect you to choose to get married." Qinglu'er said.

"Actually, I'm not an unmarried, a lot of unmarried people go around flirting under the banner of being single, and to put it bluntly, they just don't want to be responsible for their marriage. I'm supposed to be a celibate, the kind that doesn't need love? ”

"Don't need love? It's true! Linger asked suspiciously.

"Yes! Even if a vigorous love is in front of me, I don't think it will make me happier than celibacy.

If I had to choose between the two, I would choose celibacy.

Many people exaggerate the power of love, thinking that it is the ultimate destination of man, as if love can overcome the suffering of the whole world.

In fact, it is not the case, the shelf life of love is very short, and the longest is a few years away. At that time, the two people were not separated, perhaps not because of love, but because of various factors in reality and life, so they were not separated.

Love can't make me a more innocent, beautiful, and better person, only celibacy! ”

"Is it really okay to live alone? There is not even a person to help in life. Lingering Xue'er asked.

"Yes! I don't quite understand why a girl remembers to get married when she twists the bottle cap and changes the lamp.

They don't need a man, they need some wisdom in life.

Assuming that the cap of the can canned cannot be unscrewed, you can take the handle of a thin spoon and use the lever principle to pry it open.

Now the light tube, as soon as the electric switch is pulled, two card lines and one card are good, is it so difficult?

I can even change tires with a smart tire change tool, do I need a man to help me?

Many times it takes a person to change the lamp, and to put it bluntly, it is actually poor hands-on ability and intelligent creativity.

When I was decorating the things in my house, there were things that did not conform to the intelligent ergonomics, and I asked the workers to disassemble and reinstall them. Lightweight and hassle-free. ”

"Haha! You can't afford to give men a chance to perform! Lang Lang said.

"The opportunities are all fought for by yourself, survival of the fittest, no way! He couldn't compete with me, and he didn't have me to understand me, care about me, and take care of me, so he was naturally eliminated by me.

Only my care for myself can truly be worthy of me. I will help me whenever and wherever I am faced with a choice, so that I can follow my heart's desire. I will pamper me best, pamper me, and tell me to be happy and not to think too much......"

"Youyou, do you have a dual personality?" Lang Lang suddenly interrupted You You's speech and said.

"Probably! Ha ha! I'm just going to chase my man's rival! ”

"Haha! I used to seem to have had similar thoughts. Lang Lang pondered and added.

"It can also be called selfishness, or self-preservation." You You lowered his head and said in silence.

“……”

“……”

As the temperature of the windy season gradually warmed up, Qingluer and her friends finished the dinner in the evening, and she walked around the garden of her community a few times, thinking about the problems that had happened recently, until she felt more comfortable, and then took steps back home.

"Qinglu'er, you're back. Where did it go? My sister, who had just come out of the bathroom, asked as she wiped her hair.

"A few friends have an appointment for a party."

"Oh!" Gardenia walked to the bedroom as she spoke. Wait until Gardenia has dried her hair, changed into pajamas and walked out. She saw her sister making a cup of green leaf tea and coming out of the kitchen hall.

"Did you fill out the plan I gave you?"

"Isn't this a friend in a hurry, isn't it too late to fill it in?"

"Then it's not too late to fill it in, hurry up and bring it over and fill it in well!"

"What's the use of filling it in! Life is not as simple as completing a single plan, fill out a single plan, there is a love plan, a marriage plan, and even a crime prevention plan, etc......., etc., etc.

"Don't be poor with my bells and whistles, and bring it as soon as you want it!"

"Good! … Good! … Good! … I'll get it! ......" Qinglu'er replied reluctantly as she walked into her bedroom.

"Na! Brought it. After a while, Qinglu'er turned back to the living room.

"Give you the pen, you fill it in well."

"Okay!" Qinglu'er spoke in a negative tone, "First question, have you ever been in love?" Yes! Please proceed to Question 4............ After a while, Qinglu'er looked at her sister and said, "Na! It's done, and the score is just passing. ”

"What does it say in the guide to getting rid of orders?"

"To the effect that I am too passive with the opposite sex, I should take the initiative to contact the opposite sex, find their strengths and find their shortcomings, and then choose a partner who is more suitable for me! You can also listen to the advice of friends and counselors. Don't be too negative when it comes to falling in love, and learn more love skills. ”

"That's a good point! Later, you summarize it yourself, write a plan to show me, try to write the amount of blind date tasks per month, and what books about emotions you read. and the things that can deepen understanding, see the strengths and weaknesses of the other person, and cultivate and enhance the relationship when preparing for a relationship. ”

"I said sister! I'm not your subordinate! Can you not report like a subordinate or superior! All right? ”

"It's all for your good, a negative older youth like you, if you don't rush you, what else can you do?"

"Alas! I envy those children who don't have to be urged to marry! "Qinglu'er

put the "order off plan" on his face, tilted his head back, and collapsed on the sofa with a loveless posture.