As soon as the words fell, Zhang Zhaochun walked up to Fan Lei leisurely, immediately gave a thumbs up, and said with a happy smile

"Van Lei! Your kid's brain is just amazing! Half of the brain owes you two hundred yuan, and a pack of Chinese cigarettes costs sixty or seventy yuan at the cheapest, you look at this red piece on the table, there are not ten packs of China, at least eight packs! Now you're making a lot of money! You're my idol! ”

Wang Jinbao looked at the two drunkards in front of him, thinking to himself Brother Monkey, fortunately, you two boys didn't buy sugar, otherwise they would have to mix the snow all over the ground into the sugar and sell it to others, just about to say that this cigarette is not his own, and he won't give him money without a cigarette box, what can you do to me, but looking at Fan Lei, he looked like a villain, and thought to himself, since you finished drinking, you want to make me embarrassed, then I will let you kid, wake up tomorrow morning, open these empty cigarette boxes one by one, collect tobacco and roll cigarettes, Taste what it tastes like to smoke a cigarette bought for 200 yuan, and you will have to slander your kid for another 200, so that your kid understands a truth, that is, the wine belongs to someone else, and your life is your own, don't drink it and don't die, so he pretended to be extremely reluctant to say

"Oops! Fan Lei, you can't give me a few days of leniency! You're not short of two hundred dollars, why do you want to kill them all! If I take away my Chinese cigarettes now, then I won't have any cigarettes for the New Year! ”

Fan Lei glared fiercely, staggered to Wang Jinbao, patted him on the shoulder and said extremely angrily

"No more nonsense! You don't have the money to pay me back, but you have the money to buy Chinese smoke, I think you kid is clearly not wanting to pay me back! Then I can only regret to tell you that your wishful thinking is wrong, and the person who owes me money and does not pay it back has not yet given birth to his mother! These cigarettes are worth the bill, bring them to me quickly, don't force me to make a move, I can't find it myself! You just say a word now, I'll eat it myself and take it from the table, or your kid will send it to me obediently! ”

Wang Jinbao looked at Fan Lei's inevitable appearance, and thought to himself, don't look at yourself now, after waking up tomorrow morning, he will go back to the door to understand a truth, that is, there will be rain in the madness, and woe to the madness, and he can only knock out the teeth and swallow it in the stomach, so he pretended to be helpless, and picked up the empty cigarette box on the table and said helplessly

"Fan Lei, you kid is so kind! You didn't even keep this cigarette for my New Year, aren't you afraid of sleeping at night and having nightmares? ”

Unexpectedly, Fan Lei looked at the red cigarette box on the coffee table, and said very proudly

"Don't worry! As long as you kid pay me back! I can't even dream when I sleep, and I wake up naturally when I sleep, and I wake up laughing! Don't talk nonsense, don't keep a box, put it all in my bag! I don't have to buy cigarettes for the Chinese New Year this year! Hahaha! I'm so talented! ”

Wang Jinbao saw this, and at the beginning there were some empty boxes that he didn't pick up, but looking at the way this kid was cleaned and killed, he angrily put the empty boxes and one or two ones, and said all of them, and stuffed them into the backpack for this kid, but in the end he found that there were still two packs on the table, and the cigarettes that had just been opened were secretly in his pocket, and he went back at night with He Xiaogang and the two of them, and tasted them slowly in the house, but then thought about Fan Lei and Zhang Zhaochun, the four eyes were like radars, not only staring at the coffee table, but also staring at their own hands, In case he was caught by these two nerves, he really couldn't eat and walked away, and he was looking for someone to reason with, thinking of this, he pursed his lips, and his eyes rolled and he smiled happily

"Fan Lei has collected all the cigarettes on the table, and the big guy has nothing to smoke! Why don't you throw these two packs on the table and smoke them! You don't think so! ”

Unexpectedly, Fan Lei was extremely exaggerated, stepped forward and snatched two packs of cigarettes, and said with round eyes

"What good things do you think about all day long, now the big guy is smoking your Chinese cigarettes, and the cigarettes have not left the table, so it is still your cigarettes, but don't forget, now this cigarette has been used by you to pay back, and you owe me two hundred yuan!" Then this smoke is mine! As long as it passes by my hand and is thrown on the table, then this is my invitation to the big guy to smoke Chinese cigarettes! You don't know such a simple truth, do you think I have a pig brain like you? ”

Wang Jinbao was speechless when he saw this, thinking that he was Brother Monkey, I really don't know who the pig brain is, but this will be intelligible to this kid, as long as there are cigarettes on the table, the rest of the things can only be said when he wakes up, so he took a cigarette from the cigarette case that Fan Lei threw on the coffee table, smoked one gently, lit it and took a hard sip, and said with a bitter smile extremely helplessly

"Oops! Thor's brain is good! Little brother, I'm ashamed of myself! In the future, you can just call me pig brain! ”

Seeing that Wang Jinbao confessed, Fan Lei smiled extremely proudly, grabbed the cigarette on the table, and handed the cigarette to Shi Wentao and Duan Yantao, who were whispering, and lit it, laughing and saying

"Come and taste my Chinese cigarettes! Isn't it fun to smoke! ”

Wang Jinbao was speechless when he saw this, thinking that this kid always likes to use other people's things to manage people's feelings, this is his true portrayal, and he will be blackmailed for two hundred tomorrow

Children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren, don't be horses and cattle for your children and grandchildren

Fishing is poor for three years, and playing with birds ruins a lifetime

If we are deep, we will say shallowly, and we will walk slowly on a long road

The body is in hell, the eyes are in heaven, and the mind is shaking

Life is too short to be sexy

There are always some things that can't be let go, and people forget the time! There are always things that have to be put down, because there is still tomorrow!

May life be as brilliant as summer flowers, and death as snowflakes

There is no filial son in front of the bed for a long time, and there is no good wife in the poor family for a long time!

There is no greater mourning than the death of the heart, and the death of the heart is more than a smile

Don't cry over spilled milk (let go of the past)

A lie does not mean deception, and a vow is never kept

As long as you don't die, you will do it to death

Disorder is not disordered, disorder is not disordered

The land lord eats grasshoppers, and it is a bit fishy

Don't be afraid of hardship, you will eventually be happy; If you are afraid of suffering, you will be poor.

Debts do not owe gambling debts, and treats do not invite prostitutes

How ruthless is a man who can quit smoking

If you don't dare to gamble, you won't have a chance to win

The moment I knelt down, my heart hardened and I didn't care about anything!

I like the uncle type, but the rich one is called an uncle, and you can only be an old man if you don't have money

If you are really born, it is also a nostalgia for you

If you use one man as a spare tire, you will be a spare tire, and if you give ten men a spare tire, then you will be a goddess

The reason why people's eyes grow in front is to look forward!

Time does not make people forget the pain, but makes people get used to the pain!

Missing out is always missed

I went from being penniless to being impoverished, and then from being impoverished to being in debt, I am my different fireworks, and I look at my own sorrow!

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