080 Peerless Weapon (Add to Deacon fox121212)
"My brother won the martial arts competition, and took the initiative to ask Ying to go to Northern Xinjiang to lead troops to fight......"
"During that time, the news came back that my brother was seriously injured and couldn't survive after losing the battle, and my stepmother took me to the ancestral hall to ask for the blessing of the ancestors, and suddenly I cried and shouted that I had knocked over the ancestral tablet, and I must be locked up in the ancestral hall to confess to the ancestors, I refused, and ran out desperately, and those maids and women held me down...... I know she wants her son to inherit the General's Mansion......"
The generals in the mansion betrayed their relatives and left, Xiaobao was hungry and cold, and slipped out of the ancestral hall in the middle of the night, and slipped out of the general's mansion very smoothly.
He originally wanted to go to Northern Xinjiang to find his brother, but when he left the house, he was stunned, and when he woke up, he went out of the imperial city to the mountain temple and was exchanged for being a "two-legged sheep" and met Li Hua.
The story is quite simple, at least the bitter master who told it didn't cry, and Master Li, who listened to it, also looked calm.
It's normal, the eighteenth generation of people who don't like to use their brains have also seen a lot of soap operas, and directors are not uncommon to make up scripts like this.
"You still want to go to your brother?"
"Well, I'm afraid that woman is calculating my brother, I have to let my brother know about me, don't be deceived." Children sometimes grow up very fast, and the more frustrations they suffer, the faster they get.
"Okay." Master Li continued with a calm face, "Honestly, I can't teach you how to play with your heart and eyes in the courtyard of the deep mansion...... Of course, it's not that my IQ is a problem, it's that our sons and daughters shouldn't work these sideways. That's it, do you still want to learn martial arts from me? ”
"I want to learn! My brother is because of his strong martial arts, so his stepmother can't do anything about him, and he can't ask the maid to hold him down......"
The memory of being held down by the maid and the woman in the ancestral hall is too deep, and it has become the biggest motivation for Xiaobao to work hard to learn martial arts.
"Practice two times of martial arts first, grappling, at least when you send you home, you can beat the little girl......"
Xiaobao: "I have to be able to beat four maids and four mothers-in-law before I go back." ”
Could it be that the combat effectiveness of the General's Mansion is only these eight?
This is still a hot potato that can't be thrown out, Master Li turned his face: "Then don't beep, squat every other hour for half an hour!" ”
Cheng Tian talked about the hour, but in fact, Master Li didn't have a clear concept of the hour at all, and completely relied on her own senses, she went to class whenever she wanted, and left class after class.
However, knowing that the time for Xiaobao to go home is approaching, today's drills will be harder, and a small stove has been opened to teach a few key points that are most vulnerable to harm in the human body.
"The dagger needs to be a little more decisive, don't be soft-hearted." Master Li took away the little prey that hit him without opening his eyes, and handed it to Xiaobao to practice the basic skills of wiping his neck and peeling his skin.
This is the end of the poor child's beautiful childhood, which is gentle and innocent.
He had to vomit several times to peel the skin of the little prey, and Master Li wanted to return the big apprentice, but he was squeamish and disappointed.
After all, the motivation of An Ershao's hard practice of martial arts is to resist the pull and pressure of four maids and four mothers-in-law, the starting point is low, the goal is small, and he doesn't want to wipe his neck and take people's lives.
is such a weak chicken, letting him go home is really going to death.
Master Li, who sighed several times, decided: "When your brother comes back, I will inform him to pick you up, and you are not allowed to go back by yourself!" ”
Xiaobao has been missing for so long and there has been no movement in the General's Mansion, and he posted a portrait to find someone as if he was anxious and worried, it must be that the return date of Anbixiao has arrived, and the stepmother of the General's Mansion is afraid that it will be difficult to explain.
As a master, you don't have the ability to teach the big apprentice the strategy of self-preservation, and learning martial arts is not something that can be achieved overnight, what else can you do? I had to go out on my own!
This one is troublesome, and the other is also in trouble.
The lion's head encountered a big prey outside, a fierce boar several times larger than it, and I don't know how it was short-handed, but it was lured to its master at near dusk.
At this moment, Master Li, who heard the barking of the dog and the pig, only hated that he had forgotten to teach the big apprentice the ability to climb trees, and he had not yet had the talent to be self-taught.
Wow, this posture is gratifying......
Master Li rolled on the spot to avoid the head-on impact, no matter how big her ability was, this body could not match the impact of the wild boar.
As a result, she reacted quickly to avoid a heavy impact, and the boar did not perform castration and crashed directly into the tree.
An Xiaobao, who saw this kind of formation for the first time, fell from the branch of the tree with a "poof", or fainted or died, anyway, there was no sound or action......
Li Hua could only stand in front of him to face the battle, and he didn't bother to check what was wrong with the big apprentice, the fierce wild boar Bu Leng's pointed head was completely fine, and continued to adjust the direction of the attack like a pig, it must be more interested in the lion head that annoyed it all the way and hung flowers, and the white fat man on the ground was more delicious.
However, Li Hua threw out a mountain opening axe, slashed it to one side of its head, and the distance was close enough, and the axe blade rushed through the needle-like mane and pierced into a small triangle of flesh, and the mountain opening axe stopped temporarily.
The wild boar was furious.
Where did the black skinny boy dare to break ground on Tai Sui's head?
gave up the white fat man and the Han dog, and the wild boar chased after Li Hua.
The sandbag that had been tied to the limbs was untied again and used as a hidden weapon projection, and the angry screams of the wild boar in the mountains and forests became more anxious, and the eighteenth generation of the heirs who only had a mountain axe left in their hands needed to fight quickly, and disappeared at the moment when the wild boar jumped up and the pig's mouth was about to touch the soles of her feet.
"┗|'O′|┛嗷~~" The angry wild boar asked, where is the black thin boy who just got up the tree?
You guess ┓(′?')┏.
The disappeared Master Li is still running, saving people is like fighting a fire, and the chainsaw is coming to my hands!
She's a well-behaved person, and she's put it back in place after a long time without using a chainsaw, and now her regretful front heart is against her back.
I found it, picked it up and continued to run.
Ancestral home, honing, start!
Press the switch and jump off the branch at the same time.
Sister has a peerless weapon - a chainsaw! Sawing you in half!
Baha......
However, the expected "buzzing" noise when the chainsaw was working did not sound at all!
Oh my God......
Li Hua, who suddenly appeared and jumped down, fell directly on his back, his chin hit the chainsaw, his nose was sore, and the chainsaw turned into a smashing weapon only gave the wild boar a gentle blow......
The wild boar who had already planned to give up the black thin boy and fight the grinning Han Gouzi for another three hundred rounds, "┗|'O′|┛嗷~~" A pig crowed and turned around.
The angry boar vows to overturn the skinny black boy who dares to move his ass on the ground!
The black thin boy who fell was a little dazed, still holding a malfunctioning chainsaw, and his first instinctive action was to stand up......
A black shadow jumped up in her eyes like lightning, and it was already the head of a lion at the end of the crossbow. Fight your last breath and bite one of the boar's hind legs.
There was another pig cry, and the wild boar that was attacked left the black thin boy and turned his head and shook his ass frantically......
The lion's head really has the appearance of the dog king, no matter how the wild boar flicks the electric buttocks, the dog's body is thrown away by the "rain and wind", and it will not be bitten and will not be sucked.
The opening axe on the boar's head was thrown off, and Li Hua, who was standing firm, jumped up to catch it, and slashed down at the wild boar's sharp beak......