Fan Lei pulled him into his room, pushed the door with his hand, and said with round eyes

"Are you still drunk, and you actually thought that I would stand guard for you, so you didn't call first and ask your father if your ancestor's grave was on fire! If there is no fire and black smoke, then wait for when it will catch fire and emit black smoke! And I'm surprised, a person who will be embarrassed and conspicuous as a meal, actually thinks about my brother, I will stand guard for you, could it be that you were drunk last night, you hugged Sun Huiping, crying and shouting that you want to marry someone, praising you for giving the guy a long face! If you think so, then you kid is very wrong, the people in our class were lost by your kid alone, you see how good you are! If it weren't for your drunkenness, we would have smashed you into persimmons! ”

Wang Jinbao glared fiercely, because this kid often makes fun of himself when he has nothing to do, and a few bottles of beer can make my brother and me unconscious, this is not an international joke, so he handed over a cigarette and said with a disdainful smile

"Oops! Thank you! I actually showed mercy today! didn't say that I would turn Sun Huiping directly into my daughter-in-law! In that case, I have to hurry back to my hometown and get a marriage certificate again, otherwise it will become an illegal cohabitation! ”

Fan Lei rolled his eyes angrily, lit a cigarette and took a hard puff, then said with round eyes

"Hey! You're dying, and you're still in the mood to joke with me here! It seems that your kid really doesn't have a big heart, but he doesn't have a long heart! If your phone can shoot videos, I'll record all kinds of embarrassing and conspicuous glorious images of you last night for you kid to take a good look at! You kid won't be tough here! ”

Wang Jinbao glanced at this when he heard this, and thought to himself Brother Monkey, you kid really dare to say anything, if the mobile phone can take pictures, then the person who sells cameras will starve to death, and he will not only dare to think about anything all day long, but also dare to say anything, and he can't accept it, and said with a sneer of great disdain

"Yo Yo Yo! You make up another exaggeration, see if I can be scared to death! Give me a picture with my mobile phone and watch it slowly, why don't you buy a camera! Besides, drinking is not just to get drunk, that person who drinks, if you don't do a few things out of the ordinary, you kid don't want to be here, make up nonsense to fool me, I really think I'm drunk! Brother, I advise you, no matter how much I drink, I always keep my mind clear! Speaking out of line, I admit that a little wine is a bit intimidating, but wine is character, wine style is style, brother and I have no problem with character, and the style is leaking at all, it is definitely an iron bucket! If not, I'll go over and ask what kind of work was assigned to me today! ”

Fan Lei glared fiercely, sat Wang Jinbao on the bed, and said extremely irritably

"You kid don't look at it, what time is it now, and I went over to ask what work was arranged for you today, please ask if you went to look for scolding, or went to look at the work arrangement! What are you running around with the smell of alcohol, stay here honestly, I've seen it all in the morning, and the two of us don't have to go out to work today! ”

When Wang Jinbao heard this, he fell on the quilt, breathed a long sigh of relief, and said with some complaints

"You kid really deserves to be an afterthought, I know that I drank too much last night, and I don't have to go out to work today in the morning, why don't you call me and let me sleep a little longer! It's bad for me to get up so early, wash my face and brush my teeth, and the most important thing is that I don't feel sleepy at all! ”

When Fan Lei heard this, he immediately turned his head, staring at him with straight eyes

"You kid really don't know face, you don't know shame! I'm kind enough to remind you, you didn't have a word of thanks, but you actually complained and sent a basket! I've never seen a white-eyed wolf like you! Did you get yourself drunk last night, or did the big guy pry your mouth open and pour it in! Besides, since you are troublesome to wash your face and brush your teeth, why don't you run to sleep in the pigsty and run to bed instead! ”

Wang Jinbao was stunned and said extremely irritably

"Hey! Brother Monkey, you said all day long, what is this called, although it is not like you said, drunk like mud, but last night this wine was not comfortable, almost fried my stomach! ”

Fan Lei glared at Wang Jinbao fiercely, thinking that you are called a coward, don't talk about you kid, you are now a girlfriend, it is not kind to do this, take 10,000 steps back and say, whether Sun Huiping is an oil child or not, she is also a college student, how can she fall in love with you, I am the same, I don't know if I am a sheep herding baby, this kid is typical, the toad wants to eat swan meat, and never knows how many catties and taels he has, I wanted to say that you washed it first and found a place to call the pig, Weigh yourself a few catties and a few taels, and after having a number in your heart, you will consider whether you dare to chase Sun Huiping, but if you say this, this kid must go to find the scale pole to weigh the pig, this is the city, where to find it, so he glared at it and said coldly

"I think you deserve it! Don't be so innocent about yourself, and don't forget that flies don't bite seamless eggs! ”

Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes angrily, thinking that although he was a little inconsiderate in this matter, he was largely bewitched by Deng Jianlong, and as the saying goes, under the pomegranate skirt, that hero is not short of breath, but in this matter, he just wants everyone to forget it slowly, and the more he explains, the more troublesome it is, so he pursed his lips and said unhurriedly

"Okay, it's my fault! My eggs have a slit! Isn't your egg sewn? When talking about others, can you think about yourself a little! ”

As soon as the words fell, he didn't expect the door of Fan Lei's room to be pushed open, Wang Jinbao turned his head and looked at it, and found that Zhang Xiaofang, a female college student who had just been assigned, walked in directly as if no one was around, and when he saw this, he stood up in a hurry, thinking that this little girl, how to enter the door, didn't know how to knock on the door, just came in, wasn't he afraid of seeing what he shouldn't see, but he didn't have time to speak, and people directly smiled happily

"Oops! Who is the villain that Master Wang scolds! I heard it at the door! You have to change the problem of saying bad things about people behind your back! ”。

Wang Jinbao was speechless for a while, and when he didn't know how to say it, he didn't expect Fan Lei to be a thief in his eyes first, glanced at Yang Xiaofang, and then said with a sneer

"Xiao Fang! You just came here and didn't know that your master Wang said bad things about others behind his back, it was like a common thing for him, and making knives behind his back was his forte, and after a long time, you would know! Come and sit down, I'm going to get the flowchart, and I'll tell you yesterday! ”