Chapter 578 Sighing Life is Simply Suffering
When Wang Jinbao saw this, he was immediately overjoyed, feeling a little floating, thinking that happiness would come too suddenly, but he didn't expect that the ash heap that looked like there was no breath at all, there was actually a spark, and it ignited a raging fire of love, should he not be dreaming, in order to transfer from the dreamlike dream to the cold reality again, he pursed his lips and pretended to be irritable
"Why is the date over, you feel lonely and want to find me to pass the time for you! I'm sorry! I'm busy! And there is no such obligation! You miss me, do you believe me? I'm not a three-year-old, and even if I'm a three-year-old, the era of slapping twice and coaxing candy is over! Don't be here, wearing a mask of hypocrisy, and hurting me, an innocent passerby, again and again! I'm really tired! What should you do, save some effort and go on a few more dates! ”
After Wang Jinbao finished, he hurriedly held the mobile phone more than 20 centimeters away from his ear, because according to his understanding of Li Chunyan, if the angry universe does not explode again, then the nickname of Tiger Girl, he will give it to Bai, but the result makes him unbelievable, but he didn't expect that people not only did not get angry, but asked a little courteously
"Husband, what's wrong with you? How could a good gamble become so ruthless, did something happen! If there is really something, you tell me now, let's face it together, looking at the way you are now, I am really worried! Tell me okay? ”
Wang Jinbao let out a long sigh, a little sad
"Hey! For the sake of your sincerity, then I'll say a few more words to you! I still have a breath left, and my life is not in danger for the time being, but I am just a little sad! I feel like I've been cheated! ”
Li Chunyan was a little curious when she heard this
"How can you be sad when you gamble, you are more cunning than a fox, how can you be deceived! Tell me what's going on! ”
Wang Jinbao was actually not angry at this time, but he was forced to hold on here because of the man's face, and then continued to be a little sad
"Hey! Have you not heard that the one I love hurts me the most? Don't you think that asking such a question is rubbing salt in my wounds? I wonder if you already have a new love, can't you be a little more kind to me? And I know today, I understand why you call me Golden Fox, it turns out that you are waiting for my skin, to make you a mink coat, is it wrong to love someone? Why do you want to break my heart, it's not cruel enough, and now you have to skin me, why don't you just want my life, torture me like this, what good is it for you! ”
Li Chunyan sneered directly when she heard this, a little clever and eccentric
"You Rippy! Obviously, you didn't answer my phone first, didn't reply to my text messages, and empathized and didn't fall in love! Now how to gamble, the blame is on my head! How can I be so bad! Tell me what the hell is going on. ”
Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes angrily, thinking that it was empathy, it was also a mobile phone signal, and he was disoriented, not my brother and me, and then you have already done it yourself, you want to go on a date with your boyfriend, and you have the face to quibble here, what's wrong with Ran Di now, thinking of this, he lit a cigarette again, took a hard puff, and smiled bitterly, silently these years, it is not necessarily the prince who does not ride a white horse first, it may also be Tang Seng, the most important thing is to have wings, not necessarily all of them, and it may be a birdman, and you are a birdman, I didn't know how to do some personnel until I was late, and I was almost sad to death, so I sighed
"Hey! All right! It's all tears! I can't figure it out, why do you want to uncover my heartache, I really don't know what good it will do you! Why am I so sad, because until now I don't understand, why people and men are like pears, sweet on the outside and sour on the inside, people who eat pears don't know that the heart of pears is sour, because they throw away their hearts at the end of eating, so girls never understand men's hearts, and girls are like onions, if you want to see girls' hearts, you need to peel them layer by layer, but in the process of peeling onions, you will keep crying, and in the end you know that onions have no heart, in other words, there is no heart! Are you satisfied with my answer? You don't have a heart or lungs, why do you want to throw my heart away, we can't fall in love, we can't be friends, you won't want my life! My life has been bitter to the pit pit, please don't torture me again, okay? Can I hang up now? ”
Li Chunyan smiled bitterly when she heard this, a little angry
"Oops! You really deserve to be a liberal arts student, scolding people is a set, I don't admire you now, but admire the five-body throw! Half of them ate too many pears, and they felt like they were counting what they ate, which led to what they ate in the end, and they all felt jealous! Can you be a little more confident, I'm far away in Inner Mongolia, I'm in the water, where can I go on a date! You think everyone is like you, all day and night, when you see girls, you want to go over, ask about the birthday and look at the palmistry, and take advantage of the opportunity! I really feel sorry for a boy with low self-esteem like you! I finally called you to see if you were still alive, but I didn't expect you to be here, sighing and dying, can you be a little sunny! Don't pass on your negative energy to me and affect my mood, okay? ”
Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes, and snuffed out the cigarette with his hand, I wanted to say directly, I'm sorry I never eat pears, I like to drink vinegar since I have always liked to drink, so your little vinegar is not enough to hit me like this, and I can't do it anymore, eat your vinegar, because you and I have no relationship with a dime now, and you sing beautifully, you still know that we are thousands of miles away, obviously you doubt my sincerity again, it's okay to scrape the sandstorm for me, and now it's still on my head, brother, I stay in the desert, It's so much, don't see a girl, I haven't even seen a cow, where to go to see the birthday, it's really late to dare to say anything, but since people stretch out an olive branch, there is no need for themselves, just throw it into the stove, so it's a little irritable
"That's it! Don't mess around here, I've been living a low sigh all my life, sighing in life, can I not sigh? Isn't all this thanks to you? Now you just ask your boyfriend to talk to me, I wish him two words, and we won't waste any more phone bills when it's over! ”