Chapter 0873 - Bold Fooling

Wang Jinbao heard the computer here, and then became his own, hanging in his throat for a long time in the heart, finally landed safely, when he walked to the computer, found that there was a QQ icon on the interface above, the first reaction was, here can be on QQ, chat with Li Chunyan, so you can save a lot of phone bills, but as the saying goes, people are low for the king, water is low for the sea, I have just arrived, although in high school, I took a few microcomputer classes, and later came into contact with some, but in the face of such an office, It's better to keep a low profile, otherwise it's no good, so I said extremely embarrassed

"Officer Feng! I'm a one-finger Zen, and my typing speed is very slow, so it won't affect your handover! Don't call you over and scold you when the manager comes, or find someone who can type fast! Wait until I'm on the computer, and I'll practice my typing speed, and then I'll write for us! According to my current speed, don't say that I haven't thought about so many words, even if I think about it, I'm afraid it will be dark when I knock it up! Do you think I'm right? ”

Feng Liuping was speechless for an instant, pushed Wang Jinbao down on the chair fiercely, and said with a wry smile

"Brother! If you are a fast typing person who can write everything, the leader will not value you so much, and you kid will not sign a contract directly from the measurement class to the data room! Besides, we are writing newsletters, not looking for stenographers, if we are looking for stenographers, we don't even have to go out of the door, brother, I can type blindly, more than 100 words a minute, but I can't use a single one, wouldn't it be a waste of time here! You're going to tease my brother again! One finger Zen is a peerless miracle! Hurry up and write! Or I'll give you a pinch on the shoulder! Look at it! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled bitterly, thinking that since this kid had already said this, if he didn't write it quickly, it would be a bit hypocritical, so he said it a little reluctantly

"Oops! Officer Feng! Officer Feng! The manager and you just see that I am easy to talk to, and I am bullied here, and I directly catch the ducks on the shelves! Then you give guidance on the side, I really didn't write it! I don't know what to write about burying a pipeline, and it's not that we have successfully laid the West-East Gas Pipeline! ”

Feng Liu saw Wang Jinbao put his hand on the keyboard, breathed a long sigh of relief, and said with a smile

"You kid don't want to be poor anymore, as long as you write well and write a newsletter about the west-to-east gas pipeline, it's not impossible! Haven't you heard that opportunities are given and prepared by people! If you can't write, you will write if you write more! As for how to write, although I don't, but we bury the blown bare pipeline, it is absolutely necessary on time, otherwise we will not work in vain, if we can't see it in the newsletter, many people will think that the people in our exploration area have not done any work except sleeping in the room all night! In short, you just grasp one point and blow hard! This matter is infinitely magnified, saying that we, young people, have endured so much hardship and hard work, for the safe operation of the pipeline network, overcome all kinds of difficulties, and successfully completed the burial of more than 100 meters of pipeline in just one afternoon! ”

When Wang Jinbao heard this, he just touched the hand of the keyboard, stopped again, and said with some confusion

"Officer Feng! Isn't it true that newsletters are all about truth? Wasn't it the first day, when we went up to be buried manually, because the workload was too large, it was just a turn, you took a few pictures with your camera, you made a show, sat there and drank two bottles of water, and then came back when it was over, and buried it with a loader the next day? You're not telling me to open my eyes and talk nonsense? Besides, the loader is buried, and for a whole afternoon, our few people, such a big shovel, even if they don't stop for a moment in the afternoon, they can't be buried! Isn't this a blatant deception? You don't often say, be honest! Let's be honest! Do you want to be honest? ”

When Feng Liuping heard this, he immediately became nervous, and said extremely exaggeratedly

"Brother, you don't dare to write that we went up, walked around in the desert, took a few photos, and went up the next day to bury it with machinery, if so, even if you don't use this manuscript in the factory, it is enough for the manager to drink a pot!" Come back, you have to bite the two of us alive! You directly write it as we buried it manually, so as to reflect the hard-working and hard-working side of our employees! As for why later, buried with a loader, because the workload is too large, if you bury it manually, the workload is too great, and now it is not suitable to advocate humanized management, although there is no problem with writing, but you better not write! ”

Wang Jinbao glanced at it, and wondered if you kid opened his eyes and said nonsense, and used to fooling Zheng Chao, and he dared to deceive such a thing, so he said extremely depressedly

"Officer Feng, even if I don't write the loader buried pipeline, isn't that a fraud? Don't dare to write like this! In case the factory leader's family ran to the scene to take a look, wouldn't the manager be sold! Go back and clean up the manager, can the manager still mess with me? I don't want to go home early before the contract is signed! ”

Feng Liuping looked at Wang Jinbao's extremely funny expression, and thought to himself that as the saying goes, support the bold, starve the cowardly, your kid is not as bold as a chicken, it seems that he used to talk about himself, how to pass the five levels and kill the six generals, I'm afraid all of them are blown, so he patted him lightly on the shoulder and said

"Oops! You can write boldly! What's the matter, brother, I'll take it for you! What a big thing, look at the way you look, you really took the young man for nothing! Feel relieved! As long as the pipeline runs smoothly, the factory leaders are too lazy to care about these things! Besides, we have pictures! Besides, the pipeline has been buried, and the sandstorm has been blowing all day, and the wheel prints can't be found, let alone looking for a loader, you can just follow what I wrote, and it will be absolutely fine! ”

Wang Jinbao breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, thinking that as long as someone bears it for him, and Zheng Chao will check it after he finishes speaking, he is writing things, what do he want to do so many things, by finding the smart ABC he used in the Internet café, and slowly knocking on the first paragraph, he didn't expect Feng Liuping to come over, log in to an office system, open the webpage of the third gas production plant, and slowly come to his ear and say

"Brother, I heard that when writing something, people can't stand next to it and disturb it, which will affect his normal performance! I won't bother you, you follow the content on our factory portal, first knock the content up, as for the format, you don't care, I'll change it slowly for us, you don't care! By the way, I would like to tell you that when the manager had a meeting this morning, he said that after this batch of new employees are trained, they are going to give you a special class and start taking turns off! ”