Chapter 22: The Warring States Long-tongued Woman 20
Zhang Yi thought about it, her face was silent, she poured wine for Jin Shang with a smile, and said with a smile: "Forgive the foolish brother for being stupid, I don't know that I offended Zheng Niangniang, good brother, it's better for you to talk to your brother about Zheng Niangniang's preferences, and another day the foolish brother should prepare a thousand gold gifts and go to make amends." β
"Her preference?" Jin Shang's face was stunned, he shook his head, slapped the table and laughed, and only stopped after a long time, and said, "If you think that my sister Zheng likes money, then you are wrong!" β
"The golden gift is just dung in front of her, she is a woman, she is not a woman, she does not like to wear gold and silver on weekdays, but likes some men's things, bowing, cockfighting, horseback riding...... She understands all men's games, and she plays them well. β
When Zhang Yi heard this, he was keenly aware of the friendship between Jin Shang and Zheng Sleeve, and he respectfully saluted Jin Shang and said, "Brother Shang, Brother Fool has a reluctant request. β
"Oops! Just say it, what to worship, I don't like the appearance of you literati the most, you are always twisting and pinching! Jin Shang waved his hand and said, "If you have anything to say, just say it directly!" If there is someone who can help you, I will do my best! β
"The foolish brother knows that he has angered the mother, and he doesn't dare to beg for forgiveness, but he only hopes to send some gifts to reduce the anger of the mother, the virtuous brother has great ability, if you introduce me to the mother, after the matter is completed, the foolish brother will give a hundred gold to repay today's kindness." Zhang Yi said.
"It's simple, but I've got everything here, I'll say a few words in front of her, whether she sees you or not, it's her business to forgive, don't do it when the time comes, you will blame me." Jin Shang squinted his eyes slightly.
"Rest assured, brother fool naturally doesn't want to be such an ungrateful petty person." Zhang Yi smiled like a fox.
The next day, Jin Shang really fulfilled the agreement and took him to Zheng Sleeve's Nangong.
At that time, he was calm and calm, followed behind Jin Shang, and stood at the gate of the hall waiting.
"Miss Chunju, if you talk to Zheng Niangniang again, just say that she will refuse to see guests again, and I, Jin Shang, will stay at the gate of the palace and not leave!" Jin Shang spread his thighs, crossed his hands on his hips, and stood firmly at the door of the hall.
Rao is Zhang Yi has cultivated a face as thick as a city wall, and he also feels ashamed at this time.
"Huh! Jin Shang! The old lady will leave her words here today! You're going to come in, you can! With Zhang Yi, no! If you have to take him, I'll have you beaten out with a stick!" A clear and gentle female voice sounded in the hall.
Zhang Yi's face was red and her ears were hot, her face seemed to be burned, but she was a little disdainful in her heart, this Zheng Niangniang spoke vulgarly, not much better than a woman in the market, and the King of Chu was actually managed by this kind of woman.
He wants to save face, since Zheng Sleeve doesn't see him and refuses to make it convenient for him, then he will achieve his goal through other methods.
Unexpectedly, in the end, he was leaving, Jin Shang fell there, his feet were spread, his knees were slightly bent, and he looked like a dustpan from a distance.
The Warring States people wore tops and bottoms, the so-called "clothes" were actually aprons, and they did not wear leggings inside, but only wore "shin clothes" on the calves (similar to today's knee-length boots), his posture was too heroic, and he was in danger of walking away at any time, so ashamed that the palace ladies covered their faces and ran in all directions.
"Brother Shang." Zhang Yi looked at his scoundrel appearance, and was extremely embarrassed in his heart, so he hurriedly pulled him up and said, "Why don't you come back another day." β
"Nope! If she doesn't come out today, this son will sit here and not leave! β
Zhang Yi: I suddenly regretted being friends with him, it was too embarrassing!
After a long time, the door of the palace was opened, and a palace maid came out, saluted the two, and said, "Niangniang invites Lord Jin into the house to discuss matters, and asks Mr. Zhang to wait a while." β
Jin Shang still had to stay still, Zhang Yi persuaded a few words, and then he reluctantly moved into the palace, outside the palace, Zhang Yi was looked at by everyone's strange eyes, and his heart became dark little by little.
The country of Chu has an enmity with him.
He is the proud protΓ©gΓ© of Guiguzi, a genius in the world, after completing his studies, he traveled in Chu State, and once accompanied Yin Jingze of Chu State to drink, during the banquet, Jing Ze lost a piece of jade, and the guests suspected that he took it, tied him up, and beat him hundreds of times.
After being insulted, Zhang Yi always held a grudge, and once wrote a letter to warn Jing Ze: "When I accompanied you to drink, I didn't steal your jade, but you whipped me." You have to protect your country, and I'm going to steal your city!" β
Let's not talk about the past for the time being, but now, Zheng Sleeve, who has no grievances with him, does not see him behind closed doors, and scolds him in the palace, making him endure the strange eyes of everyone.
"Jin Shang, that Zhang Yi is just an old bedbug, why do you want to be with this kind of person? Don't you feel like you've lost your identity? You are not ashamed, I am ashamed of you! β
"That old thing is an opportunist, if it weren't for the Maharaja to stop it, the old lady would have been eliminated a long time ago! The old man of the Wei State, dare to come to my Chu State to do something of swaggering and cheating! β
"Today's matter, I don't care about you, if you lead these cats and dogs to my palace in the future, don't blame me for being ruthless!"
Zhang Yi stiffened her neck, and her fists clenched with a 'pop' sound.
But in half a minute, Jin Shang walked out of the palace door in despair, Zhang Yi forced a smile, and went up, but was drenched into a soup chicken by a basin of water.
"Oh, I'm really sorry, Qin Xiang, we splashed the wrong person!"
Longyou was played by shrimp in shallow water, and the tiger was bullied by dogs in Pingyang!
Zheng Sleeve, I, Zhang Yi, must repay you well, so as to live up to your hospitality today!
Zhang Yi was calm, wiped the water stains, shook his head with a smile, and said: "It's okay, today is Yi bothered, and I ask the girl to apologize to Niangniang for Yi, and when Niangniang is in a good mood, Yi will come again to ask for sin." β
But seeing that Jin Shang's mind did not belong, he said with concern: "Brother Shang, you have helped the foolish brother a lot, and today's things are all the fault of the foolish brother, you don't have to care." β
"That stinky woman has changed, all changed!" Jin Shang covered his face with one hand and almost burst into tears.
"Zhang Zi, I treat her as my own sister, and she treats me like this! So good friend to me! Jin Shang was bitter, tears rolling in his eyes.
Zhang Yi was helpless and said with a smile: "You are a big man, crying and crying, what kind of system have you become!" Let's have a drink! If you don't get drunk today, you won't return! β
The two men walked away with each other's arms.
After they walked away, Lin Er came out from behind the screen and saluted the tent, and the people in the tent smiled and said, "Lin'er, you played very well." β
"Why didn't Niangniang let Lord Jin know the truth?" Just now, she pretended to be a mother, and when she scolded Zhang Yi behind the screen, her hands and feet were shaking, and she almost showed her stuffing.
"Jin Shang has a pure nature, he regards him as a close friend, so he naturally doesn't want to lead him into a trap, I now borrow his hand to put Zhang Yi together, Zhang Yi is narrow-minded, he will not tolerate me, I also let him see Zhang Yi's true face."
"The mother is wise."