Chapter 18: Murder by Drunkenness
Under the influence of alcohol, Du Xiaomeng's face quickly turned red. This is a great advantage of her, even if she has the ability to not get drunk in a thousand glasses, but as long as she drinks a little wine, she will blush, which is the best protective color for pretending to be drunk and crazy.
Taking advantage of the pause in the middle of the opera performance on the stage, Du Xiaomeng, who seemed to be already drunk, stood up suddenly, took the wine glass in one hand and picked up the wine jug on the table with the other, and walked towards Yue Yunze and Mr. Zhao with some unsteady steps. She walked between the two and said in a loud voice, "Uncle, cousin, I want to toast you, and I will drink it first!" As he spoke, he filled the glasses of the two of them and poured himself another glass.
Yue Yunze stood up and grabbed her hand holding the wine glass, looked at her red face and frowned, and said, "Cousin, you are drunk." ”
Du Xiaomeng pushed him away, squinted and smiled drunkenly and said, "Just kidding, how can I get drunk?" I'm not drunk, I can drink again! ”
A drunken man at the table stood up, raised his glass and spewed strong wine, and said, "Come on, girl, I'll drink with you!" ”
Du Xiaomeng glanced at him and said without giving any face: "Who are you?" I don't know you, so I don't want to drink with you!" ”
As she spoke, she turned around and staggered over to the main table, and the wine from the glass spilled all over the floor. Because he knew her identity, the king of Qingning County saw her coming over and did not let the guards around him step forward to stop her.
Yue Yunze followed behind her and wanted to help her, but was pushed away by her again. She walked in front of the king of Qingning and saluted in a respectful manner, poured herself a glass of wine, raised her glass and said to the king of Qingning: "King of the county, the little girl toasts you!" ”
Without waiting for the king of Qingning to react, she raised her head very arrogantly and drank the wine. After drinking, she shook up to Lei Dongsheng again and said, "Lord Lei, the little woman wants to toast you!" ”
Du Xiaomeng couldn't help but squeeze away the bearded middle-aged man next to him, sat down next to Lei Dongsheng, and poured wine for him. In the process of pouring the wine, one did not stand firmly, his hand shook, and the wine in the jug spilled on Lei Dongsheng's body.
"Ahh I'm sorry Lord Lei! I'll wipe you clean! Du Xiaomeng hurriedly put down the wine jug, stood up and raised his sleeves to wipe Lei Dongsheng's body.
Lei Dongsheng hurriedly blocked her outstretched hand, stood up and said repeatedly: "Don't bother the girl, I'll just wipe it myself!" ”
Du Xiaomeng stretched out his hands and grabbed Lei Dongsheng's hand tightly, raised his head to look at Lei Dongsheng and smirked, the thumb of one of his hands secretly pressed the back of his hand three times with force and rhythm, and then unfolded an expression that seemed to others to be a nymphomaniac, winked at him a few times, and said, "Lord Lei, can I whisper to you?" I have a big secret for you! She said she was going to tell the secret, but it was loud enough for the people around her to hear it clearly.
Lei Dongsheng was slightly stunned, at this time, Du Xiaomeng secretly pressed the back of his hand twice, and then stretched out his claws with lightning speed, touched his face, and praised inarticulate while touching: "Lei, Lei Da, my lord, this secret is, you, you are so handsome, I like you very much!" ”
The audience at the scene was taken aback by her frivolous hooligan behavior, and even the person who was molested, Lei Dongsheng, seemed to be stunned by the arrogant style of this strange woman, and he didn't react at once.
It was Yue Yunze who reacted the fastest, he strode forward to remove Du Xiaomeng's claws, and then pulled her to his side, and apologized to Lei Dongsheng embarrassedly: "Lord Lei, I'm sorry, the cousin of the grass people was drunk and made such a rude move to offend the adult, disturbing the adult's Yaxing, and I hope that Lord Lei's massive Wang Han will not worry about her." ”
Lei Dongsheng came back to his senses and smiled awkwardly and said, "It's a trivial matter, and Gongzi Yue doesn't have to mind." ”
Du Xiaomeng pushed aside Yue Yunze's hand to hold her, tore off the sachet hanging on her waist and pulled a hairpin from her head, handed it to Lei Dongsheng, and shouted very proudly: "Lord Lei, take it, this is my gift to you!" ”
Lei Dongsheng looked at the thing in her hand and seemed to hesitate for a moment, but finally took it and said, "Thank you, girl." ”
Du Xiaomeng grinned "hey, hey, hey" and smirked a few times, and said next to Lei Dongsheng's body: "Adults can also treat them as love tokens, and they should be put away well." ”
The words "love token" came out of Du Xiaomeng's mouth so casually, and the crowd watching the excitement at the banquet was shocked again. Many people are still making a slight "tsk" sound from ear to ear, and their faces are unabashedly disdainful of drunken female hooligans who don't know what to be reserved.
Yue Yunze, who looked calm, pulled Du Xiaomeng back again, and motioned to Ah Hu, who was already standing behind him, to forcibly take her out.
Du Xiaomeng was dragged out by Ah Hu, and turned around and shouted at Lei Dongsheng: "If you have time, you want to come to the tea house to sit, I will ask my cousin to invite you to tea!" ”
Yue Yunze saluted the King of Qingning County and Lei Dongsheng with an apologetic face, and said, "King of the County, Lord Lei, I'm really sorry, the grass people have to leave first." ”
"Okay." The king of Qingning County raised his hand and summoned a subordinate, "You send your son-in-law and them out." ”
Hearing Yue Yunze say that he was leaving, Miss Yun, who had been paying attention to the development of the situation, hurriedly jumped out, grabbed Yue Yunze's hand without suspicion under the gaze of everyone, and said anxiously: "Master Yue, the banquet is not over yet, how can you leave the table so quickly!" ”
"My cousin is drunk, and I have to send her back. Miss Yun, farewell. Yue Yunze took advantage of the action of saluting, withdrew his hand without a trace, turned around and followed the subordinates of the palace to leave the banquet.
Miss Yun wanted to catch up, but the king of Qingning County called out to her: "Yun'er, come back and sit down." ”
"Brother Wang!" Miss Yun's face was angry and dissatisfied, as well as unwilling and reluctant.
"Sit down!" King Qingning's face sank and he glanced at her.
Miss Yun stomped her feet, sat down beside the king of Qingning County with a black face, and stared viciously at Du Xiaomeng's distant back.
The King of Qingning County sighed helplessly, of course he, who was a brother, knew what his sister thought about Yue Yunze, but you, a young lady who had not been out of the cabinet, should not make such an unreserved move in front of everyone! This sister, who was spoiled by himself, became more and more rude and willful, which gave him a headache. It seems that it is also time to tell her about her mother-in-law, so that her future brother-in-law can take care of her stinky temper. In fact, he already has an ideal choice of his sister in his heart, if he moves quickly to say goodbye to his sister, he should be able to pick a good day in February next year for his sister to marry out in style.
Thinking of this, the King of Qingning looked up at the back of Yue Yunze and his group, and smiled meaningfully.
On the other side of the county king's mansion.
Out of the courtyard of the banquet, Du Xiaomeng, who was unsteady in her steps, shouted while pushing Ah Hu, who was holding her: "Brother Ah Hu, don't, don't pull me, let go!" ”
Ah Hu didn't say a word, helped Du Xiaomeng's feet and walked forward in a hurry, and it didn't take long to take Du Xiaomeng out of the county king's mansion and walk straight to the place where the carriage was.
Walking to the carriage, Ah Hu was about to help Du Xiaomeng into the car, but Du Xiaomeng took advantage of the moment Ah Hu let go of her and leaned down against the car, sat on the ground and hugged the wheels and shouted loudly: "Brother Ah Hu, you, where do you want to take me?" ”
Yue Yunze, who was on his heels, walked up to her and said lightly, "I'm going back." ”
"No, don't! I haven't drunk enough, I, I'm not going back! Du Xiaomeng shook her head vigorously and shouted inarticulately.
Yue Yunze bent down to brush away a strand of hair scattered on her flushed face, and said, "I'll go back and drink with you." ”
"Really?" Hearing him say this, Du Xiaomeng happily let go of the wheel and pounced on Yue Yunze, hugged his waist, raised his head, opened a pair of eyes that were a little unfocused, and said with a smirk: "Yunze is the best." ”
Mr. Zhao, who was two steps away, turned pale and said, "What kind of body is it to hug and hug like this?" Ah Hu, why don't you hurry up and help Miss Cousin get into the car! ”
Ah Hu stepped forward and wanted to pull Du Xiaomeng away, but she hugged Yue Yunze and shouted again: "Yun Ze said, he said that he wanted to drink with me, I wanted, I wanted to be with him!" ”
Seeing this, Mr. Zhao's face was even more unsightly. Yue Yunze calmly motioned for Ah Hu to step back, and then said to Du Xiaomeng: "If you don't get in the car, how can we go back to drink?" ”
Du Xiaomeng smirked a few times and said, "Yes, we have to take the car back." Let's go, let's get in the car! With that, she let go of Yue Yunze's waist, put one hand around his shoulder, and climbed the wheel with the other hand to climb up.
Ah Hu reacted very quickly and grabbed her, neatly pulled away her hand holding Yue Yunze, and then dragged her into the carriage and put her on the seat with Yue Yunze.
Yue Yunze said to Ah Hu: "You send Mr. Zhao back, and I will go back with Miss Yang." ”
Ah Hu answered and got out of the car. Mr. Zhao, who was outside the car, clearly heard what Yue Yunze said, his face sank slightly, and he turned around and got into another carriage without saying a word.
As soon as the carriage started, Du Xiaomeng, who was supposed to be sitting on the seat, rolled down from the seat and spread out in the carriage in a form of a "big" character that was not very gentle. Yue Yunze was about to help her up, but she rolled to the side and muttered, "Don't help me, it's cool on the ground!" ”
Yue Yunze smiled helplessly, got up, and sat down beside Du Xiaomeng. Du Xiaomeng turned over and smirked at him, saying, "It's cool, isn't it?" ”
"It's pretty cool." Yue Yunze nodded affirmatively.
"Oops!" Du Xiaomeng sat up as if she remembered something, pulled off all the pearl flowers on her head, the bracelets on her hands, and stuffed them into Yue Yunze's arms, "Send you!" ”
Yue Yunze was confused by her actions, and was about to ask, but saw her with her messy hair and lay on the ground again, muttering in her mouth: "I sent Master Lei, and then I will send you." ”
Yue Yunze quickly reacted and asked a little funny: "Xiao'er, what gifts you gave to Master Lei are meeting gifts, what kind of gifts are these gifts for me?" Do you want to treat them as love tokens like Lord Lei? ”
Du Xiaomeng propped up her head and squinted at Yue Yunze, and said seriously: "It is not appropriate to be a token of love." You say that I am like your mother, and a mother can't make love to her son. ”