Chapter 283: I'll Marry You When Your Hair Is Short and Your Waist Reaches
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Wang Jinbao panicked instantly, and hurriedly said with a smile
"Oops! What are you doing with such a big fire! Even if you want to praise me as a real dragon, you won't say it so explicitly! Does that sound like an insult? ”
Li Chunyan didn't see the anger here, but instead added fuel to the fire, and roared even more manically
"Get out! Grandma doesn't have the heart to joke with you right now! Excuse me, I'll scold you for being a hairless brute, what are you doing here to watch dragons? Why do you scold you now, why are you not convinced? If you have the ability, come over here and bite me twice! ”
Wang Jinbao was just fished out of the brazier by this sudden nameless fire, and he wanted to clean up beautifully, but he thought that he didn't have a lot of money and had nowhere to spend, so he had nothing to do to pay for a quarrel, so he said helplessly
"Oops! It's not that you said you haven't seen a beast that doesn't grow hair, but what else is there besides a dragon that doesn't grow hair! Besides, the dragon is just a beautiful one, and no one has ever seen it! ”
Li Chunyan snorted angrily, then sighed and immediately asked rhetorically
"Is the snake hairy? Do earthworms have hairy hair? Is the centipede hairy? Is the lazy toad hairy? Is the spider hairy? Why are you so good at putting gold on your face! ”
Wang Jinbao pursed his lips, and said helplessly with a roll of his eyes
"Oops! All right! In this beautiful moment of wind and snow, in this snowy fairy tale world, you don't have a good relationship and love, and you have nothing to do to mention the five poisons, don't you feel that the scenery is ruined? Well, don't be offended! ”
Li Chunyan rolled her eyes angrily
"No more nonsense! If you don't want to be scolded, then answer me quickly, what do girls like to do? ”
Wang Jinbao only reacted at this time, it turned out that he accidentally knocked over the vinegar jar, so he couldn't say anything
"Look, that's what you're asking? What other girls like to do, how can I know! Because all I know is that the person I love the most is you! ”
Li Chunyan rolled her eyes again and said with some irritability
"Excuse me! Don't say these boring things that the devil won't believe! You don't know what girls like to do? How do you know that this is the most popular this year, and many girls are making it up? ”
Wang Jinbao sneered
"Dude, you're so funny! I'm not blind in my eyes, many boys wear it around their necks, and there is nothing for sale outside, and if you think about it, you will think that it was made up by girls! ”
Li Chunyan licked her lips by a scolding, but she still said strongly
"That's it! Don't stop running the train with your mouth full, have you ever seen a cat in the world that doesn't eat fish? Don't you only look at the boys, not the girls? Do you believe it yourself? ”
Wang Jinbao licked his mouth, thinking that he was digging a pit for himself in disguise, because this question is not easy to answer, if you don't look at girls, don't talk about the range of vision of the eyes, there is no filter, even if there is, it can't be guaranteed, it is full of boys, because the school is not opened by his own family, and it is the nature of men to be lustful, and they can't talk nonsense with their eyes open, so they must quickly change the topic, otherwise they will not be able to talk about it next, so they said helplessly
"Hey! Since you asked, then I don't need to quibble, because even if I don't want to look at girls, but some girls, she walks on the road and drills into your eyes, and there is no way to do it without looking! But don't worry, even if they get into my eyes, my heart is already full of you! My mind is full of flowing long hair and charming little dimples! By the way, I'll look on the scarf! ”
As a result, Wang Jinbao was interrupted by Li Chunyan as soon as he was halfway through his speech
"What's that? My head is full of my long flowing hair, are you blind? Can't you see that I have short hair? When you brag, can you think about it a little bit through your brain first! ”
Wang Jinbao stuck out his tongue and said with a wicked smile
"Did you eat gunpowder today? How could I not see, to tell you the truth, I saw not only that you had short hair, but also double eyelids! Saying that it is long flowing hair, it is just to pave the way for me to marry you when you have long hair and waist, please don't think about it! Don't misunderstand my good intentions, in fact, in front of the woman you love, a man's heart sometimes needs to be cared for! ”
Li Chunyan instantly became flushed and said,
"Nasty! Why, according to your meaning, if I can't reach my waist with short hair, you won't come to see me! ”
Wang Jinbao's eyes lit up instantly, and he immediately said excitedly
"Don't say you're short-haired, even if you're bald, I'm going to cross the ocean to see you! Besides, you are now short hair, it does not mean that you will always have short hair, no one is born with long hair and waist, our age is getting older day by day, and our hair will grow day by day, and our feelings will also want to have a pot of ice water on the stove, heat it a little until it boils, I can wait for you slowly, until you have short hair and waist, I will marry you again! You're willing to grow my long hair, and I'm willing to wait until your short hair grows to your heels! Would you like to, baby? ”
Li Chunyan's heart beat faster in an instant, and she said extremely embarrassed
"Nasty! What happened to the scarf? Isn't it too ugly to make up, and it's a shame to wear it out? ”
Wang Jinbao took a sip, thinking that girls not only like to talk back, but also at every critical moment, successfully bypass the topic, since she still keeps her hair cut, from the long hair to the waist, how can there be a long distance, since she doesn't want to answer, then don't ask again, after a while, I want a photo, look at the length of the hair, not all problems will be solved, so I quickly said with a smile
"Fool, how could you, who are smart in ice and snow, ask such a substandard question! Don't say that you send me a gift of love, even if you send me a rotten sack, it is also my favorite, since it is my favorite, then in my eyes, it will always be like the perfect you, only the more you look at it, the more you look at it, you will never get tired of looking at it without feeling a little fatigue! Therefore, this scarf will always be the most beautiful scarf in the world in my eyes, and even if you walk on a frozen glacier three feet later, it is like walking in a sea of spring breeze flowers! Thank you, baby! Say deeply, hard work! ”
Li Chunyan heard this, her face showed a small dimple that she had not seen for a long time, and then said a little mischievously
"Nasty! Didn't you just say what happened to the scarf? Hurry up and say if it's somewhere inappropriate? Otherwise, I feel like I have a pimple in my heart that I won't let go, and I will never feel comfortable! ”
Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes and said extremely distressedly
"Fool, it's nothing? I saw a mark similar to blood on the scarf, and I wanted to ask if my finger was okay? ”
Li Chunyan said in extreme surprise
"Wow! You really deserve to be a golden fox, I washed it three or four times, but I didn't expect you to find bloodstains? How did you know I had a broken finger! ”
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