Chapter 11: I'm Going to Kill You
In the morning, the sun has risen, the sun is shining, and it is a beautiful day.
Ordinary Town.
Yun Xiaotie slowly opened his eyes, his vision was foggy, extremely lazy, and his body had a warm current, which was extremely comfortable, which was obviously the rhythm of lying in bed.
But when she found herself lying in a man's arms, she was still naked, and she was instantly sleepless, and the whole person was confused.
"Ahh
An earth-shattering roar resounded through the heavens and the earth, echoing through the ordinary town, and at the same time, she decisively picked up the skirt next to her and covered her whole body.
With this roar, everyone in the town woke up, not to mention Lei Sledgehammer, rubbed his eyes, and said in a daze: "You call a hammer?" ”
"What did you do to me?" Yun Xiaotie roared angrily, his body clinging to his skirt, but his anger had burned to the Nine Heavens.
"How do I know? You won't see for yourself, huh? Lei Dazhui has not retreated from sleepiness, and he doesn't know what the other party is talking about.
Yun Xiaotie suddenly felt reasonable, decisively lifted his skirt, looked into his trouser pocket, and then breathed a sigh of relief.
"It's okay, it's fine."
At this time, Lei Dazhui was completely awake, and he understood what the other party was talking about, so he couldn't help but feel empty.
But when he heard the other party's words, he was instantly stunned, and said, "I'll go, can I really see it?" ”
It's good that he didn't speak, Yun Xiaotie almost forgot that there was someone beside him, but when he opened his mouth, her anger returned.
"Pervert, die!"
Ada!
The long legs full of temptation attacked mercilessly, kicking the man away.
"Boom" broke out of the door and slammed to the ground, with all fours facing the sky, and his body ached faintly.
However, Thunder Sledgehammer was not concerned about this, but about last night, he remembered that it was obviously raining last night, but in the middle of the event, he seemed to suddenly fall asleep.
That is, it is over before it has even begun?
At this moment, he was speechless, and he had to sincerely admire himself, can this TM fall asleep?
He stood up and was about to leave, but he felt cold and felt cold, and then he realized that he was not dressed yet.
Helpless, he had no choice but to go back, swaggering back to the room, just in time to see Yun Xiaotie wearing a skirt, and only half of it was dressed, and the other half was infinitely better.
Lei Da Hammer was stunned, his eyes were wide open, and he didn't want to miss every inch of his skin.
Yun Xiaotie was also stunned, her eyes were wide open, but she was stupid, and said in a daze: "What are you doing?" ”
Lei Sledgehammer came back to his senses and blurted out: "It was too dark last night to see clearly, I want to see it again." ”
"Ahh Suddenly there was another earth-shattering roar, and the woman was furious: "I'm going to kill you!" ”
Lei Dazhui's eyebrows jumped sharply, and he had a premonition that something was wrong, so he said decisively: "I'm sorry, my mouth is wrong." ”
Then he arched his hand and said: "I'm sorry for A, say goodbye!" ”
When the words fell, he quickly picked up his clothes, pants, shoes and hats, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, and ran away.
In a blink of an eye, the person was already thousands of meters away, and when Yun Xiaotie came out with his skirt on, he naturally couldn't see anyone.
It's just that she has nowhere to vent her anger, so she shouts at the sky: "Thunder Sledgehammer, I will kill you sooner or later!" ”
The big words were released, but she was still unwilling, thinking that this kind of thing must be avenged.
Looking at the immortal weapons in a warehouse, she suddenly had an urge to destroy them all, but she felt that it was a pity to destroy them, not to mention that these immortal weapons might still be used by her City Lord's Mansion in the future, so she had to dispel this idea.
So her gaze shifted to the door of the flower room, she vaguely remembered that the Thunder Sledgehammer came out of it yesterday, presumably there must be something important inside.
With a destructive mentality, she decisively pushed the door in, ready to destroy everything.
But when she saw the miraculous flowers of nature, the whole person was stunned again, the beautiful scenery was in the eyes, the fragrance of flowers was fragrant, and in an instant, all the anger disappeared inexplicably, and there was no idea of destruction.
"Oh my God, it's beautiful!"
"Could this be the legendary plant, the flower? It's incredible that there is such a beautiful thing in the world. ”
She moved her steps slowly, for fear of stepping on it, and looked at it stupidly, not wanting to let go of any of them, and taking in them all.
The next moment, she turned on the camera function of the universal chip, a projection appeared out of thin air, and then she chose to take a selfie, standing among the flowers, and posing gracefully and beautifully.
"Click, click..." One after another.
I don't know how many shots I took, but at this time, the door suddenly opened, and Xiaoshi walked in, looking at the narcissistic man among the flowers, he looked confused.
"Sister, what are you doing?"
Yun Xiaotie was stunned for a moment, then turned off the camera, and said with a smile: "Why are you here, your king is out, not here." ”
"The king is looking for the ruins, he basically goes out every day, and I was woken up by your screams, everyone was woken up by you, everyone asked me to see if something happened to you."
Thinking of his shouting, Yun Xiaotie was a little embarrassed, of course he wouldn't tell the truth, if this kind of thing gets out, then what's the matter?
So she had a flash of inspiration and said with a smile: "I'm fine, it's just that it's so beautiful here, I can't help but scream." ”
"That's nature, this is the king's secret garden, and it's also the most beautiful place in 86 City." The small stone is stuck in the waist, and he looks proud.
Yun Xiaotie didn't refute, but asked, "Little stone, what kind of person is your king?" ”
"The king is a good man." Little Stone replied without hesitation.
"What else?"
"The king is invincible!"
"What else?"
Xiao Shi thought about it, and didn't know what to say for a while, so he asked rhetorically, "Sister, what do you want to know?" ”
Yun Xiaotie was stunned for a moment, the atmosphere suddenly became a little awkward, and then she spoke: "Then you can tell my sister the story of your king and Pingfan Town?" ”
"Okay." Xiaoshi readily agreed, talking directly from three years ago, and speaking with great vigor, rich body language, and extremely adoring eyes, which made Yun Xiaotie feel like he was there.
In the story of Little Stone, it is all about how powerful the king is, how to save the ordinary town, how to fight the monsters, and teach everyone a lot of strange things, which is completely the image of a superhero.
He spoke energetically, Yun Xiaotie also listened energetically, and even had a trace of admiration, as well as curiosity, and the original anger and killing intent were diluted.
After listening to the story, she couldn't wait to experience the strange things, in fact, she had already seen them last night, but she didn't ask too much about her identity.
Xiaoshi was also very enthusiastic, and decisively took her to learn square dance with those aunts and uncles, and as soon as the music sounded, they were full of energy, as if the whole world was their own.
Yun Xiaotie was a little embarrassed at first, twisting and pinching, and then slowly completely integrated into it.
So she let go of herself and swayed as much as she could, like a psychopath, and before she could keep up with the rhythm, she was already too excited to extricate herself.