Chapter Seventy-Nine: Performance Art
"Knock knock, knock knock."
I was woken up with a loud knock on the door.
"It's coming, it's coming." I got up in a daze, came to the door sleepily, and then opened the door a crack, "I don't care about breakfast, why are you knocking on my door so early?" ”
"Hands up."
A familiar, gilded Magnon barrel poked through the crack in the door and poked at the door of my head.
Oh no, he's here again.
"Raise your hands and get down." I had to step back with my hands in the air, but this time I was prepared.
After much deliberation in my dreams last night, I had figured out how to get on the ground while raising my hands.
Just raise your hand first, then fall backwards on your own, use a large area of your back to reduce the impact force, and then roll flat on the ground.
Dangdang, perfect to raise your hands and lie down, done.
"Team Liang, the old wine worm didn't lie, he is indeed a fool."
A young man dressed in tactical attire, holding an old wine worm in his hand, pushed the door open.
"Oh? It looks very cooperative, so it's much more convenient, Xiao Bian, go and tie him up too. ”
Another person also pushed the door in, and it was actually Captain Liang who took Yu Peier away before!
It turned out that the other group of people in the mouth of the old wine worm who were going to Zhenxin Town were them.
All of a sudden, it was my groggy head that became extremely awake!
Except for these people who are in a hurry to hunt down Yu Pei'er, who else will rush to Zhenxin Town from the vicinity.
However, fortunately, Yu Pei'er has a strict mouth, and they don't know about my existence.
"Damn, who are you, old wine worm? I'm a passenger on board! "Since they say I'm stupid, I'm going to show them stupid.
"That's a lot of nonsense. Xiao Bian, handcuff him. ”
After Captain Liang dropped a word, he left.
"Yes, Captain." Xiao Bian squatted down, took out a pair of handcuffs, and tied my hands.
"Let me go, what right do you have to torture me." I pretended to struggle for a moment.
"Just because I have a gun." Xiao Bian pestled my head with Magnon, "Be honest with me." Strange, why is your kid's skin so pale, is it albinism? ”
"Well, maybe you've been staying up too late lately, why do you care about this?" I quickly explained.
Fortunately, Xiao Bian just asked casually and didn't take it to heart.
Later, I was taken by him to a utility room, and then I saw the old wine bug.
He was taped to the shelves.
His hands are in a marionette-like fashion, and his legs are together.
Live out what a post-apocalyptic performance artist looks like.
"It's a robbery!" The old wine worm shouted at Xiao Bian: "No one has ever dared to rob my old wine worm!" ”
"Hey, old fellow, don't say it so ugly." Xiao Bian replied while handwriting me on the shelf: "Leave a line in life, we will naturally understand the truth of meeting each other in the future, and we will leave you a little." Besides, borrowing some weapons and food, how can it be called robbery? ”
"Phew. You stinky and shameless smashes, I have brought so many goods to your Rongxin base, and you are actually robbing me now! The old wine worm gritted his teeth and scolded, "What's the difference between this and killing me!" ”
"Isn't that a small life for you?" Xiao Bian smiled, "Old man, you can do it yourself." ”
He then left the utility room.
Leave me and the old wine worm staring wide-eyed.
"So, this is the wave of guests you were talking about?" I raised an eyebrow.
"Hmph." The old wine worm seemed to be sulking and didn't pay any attention to me.
After I was bored, I hurriedly sent a brainwave to Yu Peier through the 'corpse sound into the brain',
After confirming the safety of the two people and the dog, I began to think about it.
If the old wine worm really sold me on purpose, then I will have to rob him again after I escape.
I pouted at the old wine worm, "Have you ever thought that if you hadn't sold me, I said no, I could still come and save you?" ”
"Bah, thanks to me, I also concealed your identity as the Order, saying that you were the stupid boy I picked up." The old wine worm is good at everything, but he doesn't pay attention to hygiene, and likes to spit everywhere, only to see him spit and then say: "If I don't say anything, when they find you themselves, do you think you can live?" ”
Reasonable.
After all, this old wine worm really has some skills.
can wander between various forces, no one is pleased, and no one is offended.
No wonder anyone who encounters robbery can spare his life.
"Alright, hey, old wine worm, what the hell are they going to do? Why did you suddenly rob your ship? I pretended to be curious.
"Alas, you ask me, who do I ask, I just hope that they can really be as I said just now, and they will release me when the time comes."
After the awkward chat, there was silence for a long time.
The current situation between me and the old wine worm is like a medium-rare steak meets a medium-rare steak, and everyone is not familiar with it.
Naturally, there is nothing to talk about.
"Alas, I'm tired, it looks like it's time to go" I pretended to shake my wrist, "fork!" ”
'Friend Trade' was put under my bed while I was sleeping.
No way, the room is too small, I can't sleep with a giant fork in my arms.