Chapter Seventy-Nine: A Two-By-Two Duel
"That's a great answer!" One blonde exclaimed, "Because bags are a necessity for women, they make us women more beautiful!" ”
"This young lady answered very well, but our questions are riddles and brain teasers, please use your imagination and think of interesting answers!" The restaurant manager expressed regret for the blonde, and she didn't answer correctly.
"What should I do, I think it's so difficult......" Jiang Qingluo knew that the answer must not be to make women more beautiful, it must be an unexpected answer, but she couldn't remember what the answer was if she wanted to break her head.
Gu Shaoyang didn't want to eat glutinous rice noodles anymore, so he stretched out his hand to greet the waiter: "Give me a glass of water!" ”
The waiter brought a glass of white water, Jiang Qingluo sandwiched a large piece of beef pho, and said fiercely: "These questions are too difficult!" Of course, women buy bags, not only like to buy bags, but also like to buy clothes, shoes, and all kinds of beautiful jewelry! ”
The waiter brought white water, Gu Shaoyang took a big sip, washing away the sweetness of the glutinous rice noodles in his mouth, and he planned to pretend not to hear what the woman said opposite.
"Shaoyang~~~"
A soft voice came, Gu Shaoyang held his forehead, he didn't want to tell her the answer, this game is really mentally retarded.
Is the boss full of food? If you want to set the mood, you can call a group of dancers and dance a big dance while the guests eat, and he can guarantee that the restaurant will be occupied by men every day......
Under her constant coquettishness, Gu Shaoyang just wanted to tell her the answer, but he didn't want a male voice to answer!
The Asian man also seems to be Chinese, with a yellow-skinned female companion sitting next to him, and the two should be in a relationship.
The man said, "Because it cures all diseases." ”
Jiang Qingluo was stunned for a moment, and then heard the restaurant manager say excitedly: "Congratulations to this gentleman, you answered correctly!" Waiter, send flowers! ”
So Jiang Qingluo saw that there was also a rose on the table next to him.
She turned her head angrily: "Gu Shaoyang, why didn't you tell me the answer earlier?!" ”
…… Gu Shaoyang can't say if he is bitter, who did he provoke?
"I don't care!" Jiang Qingluo slapped the table hatefully, and said angrily: "You have to tell me the answer to the following questions, otherwise, otherwise it will ......."
"How else?" Gu Shaoyang raised his eyebrows and asked.
"Otherwise...... Otherwise, I won't let you touch me! Jiang Qingluo threw out a ruthless move.
“…… Neuropathy! Gu Shaoyang gave her a word. It's unreasonable for a woman to go crazy!
"The next question is, where is the easiest place to lose weight when losing weight?" The restaurant manager threw another brain teaser.
"Belly!"
"Chest!"
"Face, every time I lose weight, I will be the first to slim my face!"
"Wallet!"
Gu Shaoyang just wanted to open his mouth to speak, but he was suddenly preempted again, and when he looked sideways, he was actually a low-pitched Chinese man at the next table.
Before his brows wrinkled, Jiang Qingluo stopped talking: "Why are you so stupid, can you answer the question faster?" You see, someone else has preempted it again! ”
Seeing that the woman next door got the second rose, which was the same as the rose in her hand, Jiang Qingluo was almost angry!
But although she was angry, Gu Shaoyang's temper was even more angry!
"I owe you something, don't I?" Gu Shaoyang glared, very displeased, "If you have the ability, you can answer it yourself!" ”
This sentence was nothing, but Jiang Qingluo's eyes turned red all of a sudden, and tears rolled in his eyes.
…… At this time, Gu Shaoyang was dumbfounded. How can you cry and cry, he didn't say anything, crying wool?
“…… Okay, don't be angry. Gu Shaoyang changed his position, sat next to Jiang Qingluo instead, pinched her face with his fingers, and coaxed in his mouth: "Good baby, don't be angry, it's my fault......
Jiang Qingluo was still hypocritical: "Then you must answer quickly, do you hear it?" ”
"I hear you." Gu Shaoyang was very depressed after saying this, when did he become so obedient?
After he said this, he unexpectedly knocked on the low man at the next table and glanced at him defiantly, which made Gu Shaoyang extremely unhappy!
Damn, I'm not serious yet, I have to win you now! Gu Shaoyang pulled the collar of his shirt, and his arrogant aura gushed out!
"Okay, let's move on, everyone, listen, this question is what will become of putting a bird in a pot?"
"Rookie!"
Damn, Gu Shaoyang was a little speechless, the bantam tiger next door was talking about cross talk, should he be so fast?
A rose was given to the table, this time Jiang Qingluo changed her strategy, she said: "Honey, don't worry, it's okay, it's okay if you can't win, it's really okay......"
"Okay, don't say this kind of backword in front of Lao Tzu, you women say it's okay, it's okay!" Do you think he's a pig, these are all women's usual methods!
"The question is, what kind of light is the light that brings pain?" The restaurant manager asked.
"Slap!" Jiang Qingluo shouted excitedly without waiting for the words to fall! She knows the answer to this question, and she once heard Jiang Ziyan say it!
"Correct!
So Jiang Qingluo also got three roses, which were level with the next table again.
"The next question is the last brain teaser, after which we will move on to the psychological test. Okay, everyone, please listen to the question, may I ask, there is a pig running desperately forward, there is a wall in front of it or keep running, and the last one hits and dies, why?
Gu Shaoyang knew the answer to this question, but he didn't want to answer it.
But he couldn't stop the next table and said, "Because pigs don't make brain teasers!" ”
“sb。” Gu Shaoyang gave a look of contempt over there.
"Okay, this gentleman is right again, because pigs don't make brain teasers, haha!" The restaurant manager laughed.
Gu Shaoyang gave the same two words to this manager!
"Shaoyang, what is a psychological test?" Jiang Qingluo didn't understand.
"How do I know?" Gu Shaoyang was in an unhappy mood, "This restaurant is a gathering place for fools. ”
was going to be angry, but his words made Jiang Qingluo burst out laughing! She gave him a complaining look and said, "Anyway, I don't care what the gathering place is, I just need Prada's voucher." ”
"Brainless!" Gu Shaoyang scolded her, and responded impatiently: "I know, I know, I will give you a voucher for Prada!" ”
"Everyone, please note, the following questions are psychological tests, which may be a little scary." The restaurant manager's words immediately caught everyone's attention, and he continued: "It's a little scary, but it's very exciting, we people in Las Vegas are warriors!" ”
Everyone applauded!
The restaurant manager cleared his throat and said: "This question, everyone listened carefully, there was a boy who went for a walk with her girlfriend by the river, and suddenly his girlfriend fell into the river, and the boy hurriedly jumped into the water to look for it, but he didn't find his girlfriend, and he left here sadly." After a few years, he revisited the old place, and then saw an old man fishing, but the old man caught no aquatic weeds, so he asked the old man why the fish he caught did not have any aquatic weeds on his body, and the old man said, "There have never been aquatic weeds in this river." Speaking of which, the boy suddenly committed suicide by jumping into the river, why? ”
As soon as the restaurant manager's words fell, the entire restaurant fell silent and fell silent.
Jiang Qingluo inexplicably shrunk her neck and leaned a little closer to Gu Shaoyang, she felt that this question was very weird, why did that boy commit suicide?
She looked around, and everyone looked confused, even the low man at the next table frowned.
She looked at Gu Shaoyang again and asked in a low voice, "Do you know the answer to this question?" The boy ...... He, why did he commit suicide? ”
"Why did you suddenly come up with such a question?" Gu Shaoyang whispered almost imperceptibly, and his bright eyes locked tightly on the restaurant manager.
"Does anyone know the answer?" The restaurant manager asked, looking around at the crowd.
But no one said a word.
"You can think about it again, for example, keywords, aquatic plants......" The restaurant manager laughed.
Even if he gets the hint of aquatic plants, Jiang Qingluo still can't think of it even if he wants to break his head!
"Shaoyang, am I too stupid?" Jiang Qingluo began to doubt her IQ, she was too stupid.
But Gu Shaoyang glanced at her, and his tone was very strange: "If you guess it, it will be terrible......" His voice was cold.
Jiang Qingluo heard Gu Shaoyang speak in this tone for the first time, and he was a little timid in his heart.
"Does no one know the answer?" The restaurant manager in black asked again, "Then it's a pity, it seems that everyone can't get Prada's voucher......"
"What do you mean?" One can't help but ask.
"It's a restaurant rule, as long as someone answers a psychological test question, the brain teaser in front of it will count."
The restaurant manager suddenly changed his request, catching everyone off guard.
Seeing that the rules had been changed, Gu Shaoyang was a little shaken, thinking about whether he should say the answer, no matter what, it would be better to win a voucher for Jiang Qingluo first.
As soon as his mouth moved, he only heard a gloomy man's voice say: "Because after the boy jumped into the water, he caught the girl's hair at that time, thinking it was a water weed, and missed the opportunity to pull the girl, and regretted it, so he jumped into the river and committed suicide." ”
Gu Shaoyang turned his head violently! He looked in the direction where the voice came from, and in the corner of the last row of the restaurant, there was a man sitting alone, and the man was dressed very tightly. In such a hot summer, even at night, he should not wear such a tight outfit.
The restaurant manager was stunned for a moment, and then said, "This customer answered, and the answer was correct." ”
When everyone knew the answer, they started talking in a low voice.
"So that's the case...... Jiang Qingluo suddenly opened up, and she suddenly said: "That person is so smart, with such a bent thinking, he must be a talented person!" ”
"I don't know if there is talent or not." Gu Shaoyang quietly changed his seat, turning himself sideways in the direction of the corner, "You'd better stay away from this kind of person." ”
He explained to Jiang Qingluo without a little joke.