Chapter 52: How to Talk to Men
This girl really wants to hunt today.
Feng Jing originally wanted to remind her that when she bought things before, she didn't think about hunting at all, and she didn't buy hunting weapons.
They didn't have any weapons to hunt except for a kitchen knife in the car, but when he heard Su Wan's last words, he swallowed the reminder back.
Although her dementia was treated by the immortals, there was still some stupidity left, he had to let her hit the wall, knowing that it was good or bad, and if she did less in the future, his life could be peaceful and relaxed.
So now, in addition to Su Wan, another person who is looking forward to encountering a large forest soon is Feng Jing.
It's just that the purpose of the two people is completely different.
Perhaps the heavens also heard the call of two people, and when it was almost noon, a forest really appeared in front of them.
Feng Jing didn't immediately inform Su Wu, this forest is too big, he doesn't worry about letting Su Wu in, although he wants to teach her a lesson, Xiao Linzi is more suitable for tempering this kind of little girl who is not afraid of tigers in newborn calves.
As soon as she got close to the forest, the wood-based ability in Su Wan's body became excited and woke her up, and the cells in her body happily urged her to throw herself into the embrace of the forest, which may be like the happiness of a drop of water pouring into the ocean.
She lifted the curtain, and sure enough, there was a towering mountain forest in front of her, "Wow, what a big mountain, stop and stop, I'm going to go hunting." β
However, Su Wu has no culture, so she resisted the urge to say that it was already good.
Feng Jing flashed a few idioms to describe the mountain in front of him in his mind, restrained the urge to preach, and finally just said, "Girl, this mountain is too big, I'm afraid there will be big insects in it, if you encounter it, what should you do with your mother and younger brothers and sisters, we might as well ......"
"There's some truth to what you're saying." People don't know her ability to remind her.
However, Su Wan still insisted, "However, I grew up in the village at the foot of the mountain, and I used to go into the mountains often in order to find food for my mother, don't worry, I'm not stupid, I can't deal with it, I can slip away quickly." β
Feng Jing still wanted to persuade, but Su Wu suddenly pointed ahead and said, "Look, there seems to be a teahouse at the foot of the mountain over there, just so that my mother can come down and rest." β
Feng Jing planned to take the teahouse owner's words for a while, and say something terrible in the mountains to scare Su Wu and make her dispel her naΓ―ve idea of hunting.
The carriage was a quick journey, and it didn't take long to reach the tea shed at the foot of the mountain.
The business of this tea shed is not bad, there are five tables, and there are already three tables seated.
"Boss, have a pot of hot tea." Jumping out of the carriage, Su Wan helped Ah Xiu, who was holding Su Wan, out of the carriage, and Feng Jing also helped Su Zhenti slip down.
After helping Ah Xiu to do it, Su Wu smelled a burst of fragrance, "Hey, boss, you still sell tofu brains here, then give me a ...... One, two, three, four, five bowls. β
"A-Niang, Zhen'er, Wan'er, and Brother Feng, do you want sweet tofu brain or salty tofu brain?"
Feng Jing didn't think about it, "Sweet." β
Tsk, big men love sweetness.
Su Zhen didn't think about it either, and said, "I want sweet." β
Thinking that the child loves sweetness, Su Wan is ignorant, and Ah Xiu doesn't know how to express her preferences, so Su Wan helped them all order a bowl of sweet bean curd, if they don't like it, they will change it when the time comes.
After such a circle, it seems that most of the family is a sweet party.
Fortunately, Su Wu is a spicy party, and there will be no sweet and salty disputes, but there are no chili peppers in the rural tea shed, so she chose salted bean curd.
There was hot tea, there was bean curd, and Su Wu got into the carriage and took five fresh meat pots and helmets.
Feng Jing's pot helmet was still dried by Su Wu all night, it was not fresh at all, and it didn't smell the fragrance in Su Wan's hand, but when she ate it with hot tea and bean curd, Feng Jing felt that it was not so difficult to swallow.
Knowing that after eating the tofu brain, Su Wu would definitely go to the mountains behind, Feng Jing took a sip of water and moistened his throat, and asked, "Boss, the mountains behind you are so majestic, I'm afraid there are many beasts, have there ever been incidents of beasts hurting people?" β
"No, no, this is a county road, people often pass by, how can there be wild beasts on the border, and people who are in a hurry will not go into the deep mountains, if there are wild beasts that hurt people, how dare the little old man take his granddaughter to set up a stall here."
Why don't you play according to the routine this time, how can this kind of mountain not have a beast hurting people? Feng Jing's expression was stunned.
Su Wan glanced at Feng Jing with amusement, how could this kind of small business shop say that there were beasts at home, wouldn't that affect their own business.
Su Wu drank the tofu brain in one gulp, wiped her mouth and stood up, "Brother Feng, don't worry about it, you take care of my mother here, and Zhen'er Wan'er, I'll catch some small animals and come back." β
"Sister, I'll go with you." The tofu brain in Su Zhen's bowl has not been eaten yet, but he is more worried about Sister A, and the tofu brain will not be eaten, and he will follow Su Wu with the remaining half of the cake.
"Zhen'er, you are here with your mother."
"But Sister said that she wanted Zhen'er to help." Su Zhen looked at Su Zhen pitifully with the eyes of how can you abandon me.
"That's right, Sister said that I want you to help, so I should have a good rest now, I came back from hunting pheasants, and I have to pluck your feathers." Plucking is a very tiring job, Su Wu used to pluck a bucket of chicken feathers and duck feathers, and her hands were cramped.
"Oh."
"Su Wan, do you really want to go? Why don't you go with you? β
"Don't come to make trouble, just help me take care of my mother, younger brothers and sisters." Su Wan looked disgusted, "You are the all-round nanny I found, don't meddle in things like hunting that you don't understand." β
I don't know how to hunt? You're still playing with mud while I'm hunting! Feng Jing felt that since following Su Wan, his ability to complain has become stronger day by day.
"Girl, I'm afraid it's still inappropriate for you to go into the mountains to hunt alone, although I haven't heard about wild beasts hurting people, I'm afraid that no one who entered the mountains can come out alive, so you better let this little brother follow you."
"A little girl, what is strong, she goes hunting by herself, and she doesn't let the man follow."
"Look, she didn't listen to us at all, and when she dies in the mountains, what will her mother do with them."
Su Wu also heard the discussion of these people, she didn't have the heart to quarrel with these people, but she was just a passerby.
She climbed into the car and took a big cloth bag, folded it and hung it on her waist, and said to Feng Jing proudly, "You just remember the recipe well, I'll hit a few rabbits and eagles back in a while, you are not allowed to bake me paste." β
"How do you talk to a man, this little girl is quite arrogant, seeing that her mother is a fool, I finally understand why she is so uneducated, the male protagonist is outside the female protagonist, when she goes out, what limelight does a woman have."
Su Wu took out the kitchen knife pinned to her waist and slashed it on the table of the woman who said this.