Feng Mucheng and Xiaomi are confused, what is this, falling in love with a rabbit? Or fall in love with rabbits?

I have to say that the two words "Shang" before and after are very knowledgeable here, depending on how you pronounce them!

But no matter how you read it, it doesn't seem to be normal!

Are you sure this ghost really loves "on" rabbits?

Are ghosts so perverted now?

The two were puzzled.

The upper body ghost Wu Yinuo is even more depressed, this guy's eyes are too poisonous, how can he see that he has an ulterior relationship with the rabbit?

"Big brother, calm down, if you want to eat rabbits, let's go outside to find it, you can't eat this!" Wu Yinuo hurriedly said.

it!

Feng Mucheng almost didn't squirt blood, and this buddy's performance is already very revealing.

Xiaomi has fallen into a state of downtime, this ghost is crazy......

"Haha, you said you would eat that one? In the end, you have the final say, I have the final say? Bai Xiaochuan pouted and said, "Lao Tzu wants to eat this ...... today."

Wu Yinuo is in a hurry, why doesn't this make sense?

He said viciously: "Don't think that if you are an exorcist, I am afraid of you, if you dare to touch a single hair, I will destroy you all over the ......door."

When he said this, he was murderous, and ordinary people would definitely shudder when they heard it, even if they were exorcists, they had to think twice.

But this is not a threat to Bai Xiaochuan at all.

There is no such thing as destroying the door, okay.

"Haha, Lao Tzu has already been destroyed, is it powerful? Are you afraid of ......" Bai Xiaochuan said that is called a smug!

"Ding, the upper body ghost Wu Yinuo, you are a proud fart, the whole family is still so proud? Qi and blood value plus 1! ”

"Ding, Wu Yinuo, the ghost of the upper body, feels that he has never seen this kind of superb product in his life, and he is still showing off everywhere when he is destroyed...... Qi and blood value plus 1! ”

"Any of your threats won't work for me, like moving a single hair of it or something!"

Bai Xiaochuan carried the little rabbit, put his other hand on the little rabbit's stomach and scratched it twice, and then continued to face down......

Wu Yinuo can't stand it as a ghost, fart, is there a perverted person like you? Flirt with a bunny!

"Brute...... Let it go......" Wu Yinuo shouted angrily, his whole body was like a black wind, rushing to Bai Xiaochuan at once, and the yin qi all over his body was shrouded in it.

Bai Xiaochuan didn't blink his eyes, and grabbed the rabbit with his palm......

Hard......

The cute little rabbit kicked in horror, his eyes showed a pleading look, and his mouth was open, as if his lungs were about to be pinched out.

Wu Yinuo's palm fell on Bai Xiaochuan's neck, and he couldn't do it anyway.

He knew that if he made any move, this guy would not hesitate to pinch the rabbit to death.

"There's a kind of you're trying!" Bai Xiaochuan pinched the rabbit in his hand and smiled, but there was no hesitation in his eyes, as long as he dared to move, he would immediately pinch the rabbit to death.

Wu Yinuo hesitated for a long time, with a look of pain on his face, and after a while, he hung his hands weakly.

Bai Xiaochuan said: "Yes, is this good, I see that you are not bad, you should not have hurt anyone's life, and you are forced to be a child, I can give you a chance to be a ghost again......"

Wu Yinuo was listless and silent!

"Ding, the upper body ghost Wu Yinuo's heart is like ashes, if you believe in your ghost, your qi and blood value will be increased by 1!"

Bai Xiaochuan doesn't care, believe it or not.

He continued: "Your wife is possessed by a rabbit, I can solve this matter for you, as long as you two are obedient, it will be easy for me to let her return to her normal ghost body!" ”

Wu Yinuo Huo Ran raised his head, stared at Bai Xiaochuan and said, "What you said is true!" ”

"Ahem!" Bai Xiaochuan said with a sincere face: "Look at my upright eyes, I never deceive people......"

Wu Yinuo glanced up at him!

"Ding, the upper body ghost Wu Yinuo looks at your insincere eyes, and knows that you are not a serious person, and your qi and blood value will be increased by 1!"

"Ahem, is buddy's acting so bad?" Bai Xiaochuan was a little depressed.

But it doesn't matter, don't care about such trivial things, this guy can't make waves anyway.

Bai Xiaochuan handed the rabbit to Xiaomi and said, "Be careful and hold it, don't hurt its life......"

Xiaomi now knows that there is a female ghost inside, and although the rabbit is cute, she always feels wrong when she holds it in her arms.

protested: "Why don't you let Lao Cai hug ......"

"Lao Cai?" Bai Xiaochuan sighed: "Fifty-year-old virgin, I'm afraid he will tease rabbits......"

Lao Cai: "??? ”

I'm a fifty-year-old virgin and a principled old virgin, okay?

How can you tell I'm going to tease a rabbit? Even if there is a female ghost in the rabbit's body, Lao Tzu is not hungry and thirsty to that extent, okay!

Chen Million couldn't see Wu Yinuo, just watching Bai Xiaochuan talking to people, inexplicable.

I think this guy is crazy too.

After getting Wu Yinuo here, Bai Xiaochuan said to Chen Million: "The ghost on your son is done, hurry up and transfer money, Lao Tzu is very busy!" ”

Chen Million hesitated, whether this would turn around or not, he didn't see it with his own eyes.

Feng Mucheng was suddenly a little unhappy, and said, "Our boss is the guard of the Special Affairs Bureau, will he cheat you out of that money?" ”

Chen Million was startled, he didn't know what position he was guarding or something, but he knew that he was in charge of supernatural events, but he didn't expect this to be a big guy.

Bai Xiaochuan stretched out his hand and pressed it on Chen Lin Guangren.

Chen Linguang opened his eyes in a daze, saw his father who was close at hand, and shouted: "Dad......"

The clear and immature children's voice fell into his ears, and Chen Wan's old tears were all over the place.

He didn't say a word, and directly transferred one million to Bai Xiaochuan.

Bai Xiaochuan nodded very satisfied and left.

Several people got out of the hospital, and Xiaomi hugged the rabbit and said, "Boss, why do you want to take them back?" How nice it is to kill it directly! ”

"Holy!" Bai Xiaochuan was surprised: "Xiaomi, when did you become so violent, as ghost exorcists, do we know that we have to convince people with virtue?" ”

"But they're ghosts!" Xiaomi pouted and glanced at Wu Yinuo.

Wu Yinuo shrank his head, this woman is so murderous!

Bai Xiaochuan said: "There are good ghosts and bad ghosts, just like people have good people and bad people, we can't generalize, like them, who don't sin to death, we must follow the good path, transform their thinking, let them go on the right path, so as not to make ......mistakes in the future."

Lao Cai said with a smile on the side: "Brother Bai, your idea is too naïve, people and ghosts have been incompatible for hundreds of years, I don't believe they can follow your so-called righteous path......"

Bai Xiaochuan said solemnly: "Ghosts used to be people, people will inevitably become ghosts after death, one and two sides, why can't they be transformed, believe me, I will definitely make them become the four new ghosts of the Federation in the new era......"

Feng Mu said: "Boss, what are the four new ghosts?" ”

"Oh, there is a future, there are ideals, there are morals, there is humanity, these are the four ......"

Nima ......

The three of them looked at Bai Xiaochuan at the same time, if you want to talk about ideals, you are still the most ambitious......