Chapter 425: A false alarm
When Wang Jinbao heard this, he almost jumped up excitedly, and hurriedly stepped forward and hugged Luan Shouping's shoulder, and said happily
"Oops! It's just great! As long as you don't go to the first wave of training, it's better than anything else! Come back at noon and ask a few of them, and go to training in the afternoon, we won't have any pressure! You just said that the eggs and fritters were brought to the pigs, where did the good pigs come from in the hotel, you kid hurry up and take them back to others! Don't put it in the dormitory and don't eat it, and the waiter finds out and makes people say that we waste food, which is too cost-effective! Do you think I have a point? ”
Luan Shouping glanced at it, breathed a long sigh of relief, and said as he walked inside
"Look at your little bit of talent, haven't you kid heard of it, you can hide from the first day of junior high school, but you can't hide from the fifteenth! Don't forget that escaping won't solve the problem, so don't be happy too soon, don't be happy and sad then, then it's going to be trouble! Ay! Why do you think my life is so bitter! I thought that in between training, I could take time to see Wang Jie, but now I can only take a look or two at noon! You said that such a large unit, why not build a conference room, even more than 100 people can't sit down, how embarrassed to call the conference room, I really don't know what they think! ”
Wang Jinbao looked at this guy, his face was full of loveless in this life, not to mention how happy he was, thinking about a smooth sailing life, but a good wish, you kid thinks about something good all day long, and he really took your neuropathy, so he said with a bad smile
"Build a conference room that can seat more than 100 people for a meeting, thinking that you will build a stage at the temple fair in your hometown! When you speak, can you think about it a little, through your brain? And you kid be content! No matter how you can still see a puff out, where is it like me although I have a girlfriend, but it is like air, I don't know what it looks like at all, only when I fart, when I call, it seems that I can prove that I am a person with a girlfriend! Who will I tell this bitterly! ”
The color on Luan Shouping's face finally became normal, and he stuffed the eggs and fritters into Wang Jinbao and drew a piece of paper, and said sarcastically while wiping his hands
"That's it! Big guy who doesn't know you're an outlier! Please don't put gold on your face anymore, I'm afraid you don't know, not to mention your girlfriend on the phone, the big guy's opinion of you, maybe it can be a little better, but as long as you are when others say girlfriend, your face is not gold, but a layer of steaming shit, how disgusting and disgusting! I don't believe you touch your face now, there is still warmth! ”
Wang Jinbao glared fiercely, thinking that the love you are talking about with Wang Jie now, in my brother and me, at best, it is just a game played by children, and my brother and Li Chunyan are the most serious love in the world, and if you say it to a mortal, you won't understand, since you don't understand it, it's in vain, it's better not to say it, at least you can save me some spittle, so I looked at the breakfast in my hand a little irritably and said
"Get out of the way! If there is no temperature on my face, then brother, I am not like you cold-blooded animal! No more nonsense! You will now stuff the breakfast you stole from the cafeteria and stuff it to myself lying there like an uncle, I know where the pigs are? Besides, feeding the pigs with such good grain, I am afraid of being struck by lightning! Get out of here and feed your pigs! ”
When Luan Shouping heard this, he first laughed wildly, then slowly sat up, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said with a smile of extreme surprise
"Oops! In the past, when everyone called you half brain, I also convinced myself again and again, you just have a slow brain response, it can't be a half brain, inflation is an elm brain, today I found out that I still overestimate your IQ, elm brain is a little exalted you, based on what you just said, aren't you a typical pig brain? Since you have pig brains, where can I find a pig? Hurry up and eat your breakfast and go! No need to say thank you! Because the rest of the meals are generally given to the villagers to feed the pigs, you eat it is equivalent to the pig eating, who made you a distant relative of the pig! ”
Wang Jinbao looked at the breakfast that was still warm in his hand, although his heart was warm, but in this paragraph just now, he directly split this kid alive, but although he had countless times, he wanted to fight to the death with countless people, but looking at his wrist, there were not some strong girls thick, and there was no comparison with boys, and the direct strength was not allowed, so he glared fiercely, and the fritters bit into his mouth, and knocked the egg towards the TV cabinet, pressed the palm of his hand and pushed it forward, divided it by two, and peeled the egg. I took another bite and said as I chewed
"Say whatever you want! Anyway, we live in a room, brotherly buddy! But I'm not here to talk about you, don't you have breakfast? You want to choke on me! ”
Luan Shou rolled his eyes calmly, then sighed and said a little irritably
"You kid don't eat free dates, and you don't like the big dates! If you feel choked, go to the bathroom, there is water in the toilet 24 hours a day, if you want to drink a good dragon well, I can make a pot with my mouth open! ”
Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes, quickly finished breakfast, and prepared to find out the accordion made by the petroleum technical school, the three-month pre-job training, the notes made in class and the exam, and first take a look at the end of the province, when Li Duo asked a question, his eyes were black, and he opened his mouth to talk nonsense, but he just took out the information, but was snatched by Luan Shouping and thrown on the quilt, extremely helpless
"Why do you kid have a tendon! Since I like to study so much, when I was in middle school, why didn't I study hard, but slept class after class? Finally, come here and come with me as a migrant worker! So don't be bullying the book! If you have nothing to do, call and text your friend! Wait for 90 o'clock, go out together and see the customs here! ”
Wang Jinbao picked up the information again when he saw this, and said helplessly
"That's it! If you want to go out and go alone, don't pull me if you have nothing to do, because I didn't study well when I was in school before, and now my regretful intestines are green, and I am afraid that I will continue to regret it, and my intestines will be broken! So I decided to make amends! ”
Luan Shouping looked at Wang Jinbao's extremely serious appearance, instantly made a circle in place speechlessly, and said extremely irritably
"Can you be normal, kid? We have already gone to the factory for internship, if you are lucky, you should sign a formal contract, what is the use of you still reading? I really don't know that if you are late all day, we will have so many regrets? Do you regret it even more now, why do you have less hair than a pig? ”