Chapter 498: Usa's Things [Asking for a Monthly Pass, Asking for a Subscription]
Zu Gejili became an official.
The official title of the position is "Deputy Minister of the Ancestral Departments", and this Ancestral Ministry has already been set by the Heavenly Machine Bureau, once the alliance between the Heavenly Machine World and the Ancestral Tribes is successful, then this new department will be created, with Ji Li as the deputy minister, and the head minister will be held by humans.
So the Tianxuan team is still in Wusa Town, and Geely will become the deputy minister and enjoy the treatment of the deputy minister.
Speaking of which, in terms of professional titles, it is higher than all the twelve members of the Tianxuan Squad.
However, Ji Linian is that elegant and easy-going character, not only does he put an official shelf for them, but also shush the cold and ask for warmth everywhere, and even do dirty work, heavy work, and tired work, from time to time he condescends to give Gu Jun a hammer on his back and Wu Shiyu an arm, he is really a good leader.
But in the face of the ancestors and subordinates, Geely is different from the past......
After careful selection, the clan selected a total of 100,000 ancestors as the advance troops from among the elite soldiers who were originally planned to attack Usa Town.
When they first assembled, they sat among the secluded woods and listened to the teachings of their ancestors.
"Children, you are going to the earth world." The ancestor patted a rotten wood on the ground and sighed: "Parting with the villagers, but carrying the future of the ancestors, the responsibility is heavy, remember, remember the ......" It paused, and suddenly slapped its belly violently, "Let go of your throat and eat, and eat the poor and empty the human race!" ”
Suddenly there was an excited sound in the woods, and the ancestors from near and far, whether they were going to the earth or not, were clapping.
Since this Geely offer is to eat and live, these part-time workers must eat as much as they can.
It is precisely for this reason that in this elite army, each ancestor is a famous big stomach king in the group, and usually people eat one chicken leg, but it has to eat two.
And these 100,000 big stomach kings all went to the earth world, supported by humans, and the ancestral tribes greatly reduced the pressure on food, plus there was no need to pay tribute, and the price of chicken suddenly plummeted like a dive.
Therefore, how can the ancestors not be happy, they can't afford to eat chicken the day before, and the day after that, they are so cheap that they can eat a pound and throw away a pound.
What is this not a victory? What is this not turning over and being the master?
The ancestors are mighty, and the auspicious is mighty! As for the evil ancestors who are still plotting to fight back, no one cares about it anymore.
The ancestors taught those candidates for the next patriarch that although the way to victory was different from the plan, don't be obsessed with the process, just win.
Originally, they thought that even if their ancestors couldn't overthrow the rule of the cat clan and kill the 100,000 big-stomach kings in battle, the clan would be able to have a good life.
Now that they are all sent to the Earth World, the strategic goal has been achieved.
The 100,000 ancestors seem to be mighty, but in fact, to the earth world, they are only like a handful of sand in the long river.
There are so many cities, so many countries, and now there is one more mysterious world.
Therefore, these 100,000 ancestors, Gu Jun and Yu Chi will receive all of them according to the order, and it doesn't matter if they double it again, but after all, the two sides do not have mature experience and mechanisms for cooperation, so let's do it step by step. How to arrange each of these 100,000 ancestors will also have to test the wisdom of the bureau.
When these especially obese 100,000 ancestors gathered together, it was really like a vast ocean.
Not all of them are in high spirits, but some of them are deeply sad and are going to work for human beings, cunning human beings, how many good hearts can they have, their kind ancestors have already embarked on the fate of being exploited and then dying in a foreign land, it is really a tragic world.
But some clever ancestors have already said at the bottom, miserable grouse legs, this is to enjoy happiness......
In their opinion, they first went to the earth world to work for a few years, got permanent residency, and then applied for their wives and children, old fathers and mothers, brothers and sisters, uncles and aunts, etc., all of them to enjoy happiness together, and eat chicken legs every day.
However, before they even set off, this beautiful idea was challenged.
"The human world is the most hierarchical! is the so-called monarch and minister, father and son. ”
In the woods, Gili stood on a wide stump, his hands behind his back, paced a few steps, and dragged a sentence from the classical Chinese he had learned on television with the sound of his footsteps, and wore a necklace made of chicken bones around his neck to show his noble status, which was different from his other ancestors.
Its small eyes scanned the dense fat Zuge in front of the stump, and said solemnly: "When we go out of the Enchanted Forest, we represent Zuge, what image we are, what kind of image Zuge is." If we don't have rules, then Zugo will be considered stupid, primitive, and barbaric by humans. ”
At the same time, some of those fat ancestors scratched their ears with their feet, and some patted their stomachs that began to be hungry, and they didn't know how much they listened.
"So, the rules must be erected!" Geely shouted, "Human beings pay attention to following the local customs, and what rules are in the earth world, we will follow the rules." In order for everyone to complete the transformation of their minds as soon as possible, let's start now. You, you, you, come and give me a thump on the back. ”
The ancestors who were pointed at each other looked at each other, and they didn't even quite understand what it meant to beat their backs.
Geely had to explain, and they hesitated until Geely said angrily: "I'm the deputy minister!" I'm not satisfied, I can kick you out of the team! Do you still want to go to Earth to eat chicken legs and drink Coke? They hurriedly gathered around the deputy minister and beat his back and legs and pinched his arms, so that Geely could lie down comfortably.
People, only after becoming an official do you know what life is.
The same truth applies to Zugo.
"How good it is to be an official, how good is it to be a deputy minister...... "Ji Li's paws gently stroked his belly, and he was also softly humming a song he had written.
Since announcing that the Zu Ge Migrant Army should do things according to human rules, it basically does not have to go by itself, lying in a comfortable rattan basket for a long time, carried by the other Zuge, and eating is also handed to the mouth by the other Zu Ge to eat, this is Wu Shiyu's teaching.
At this time, a studious ancestor raised his own question: "Deputy Minister, Captain Gu is also an official, right?" Why don't you have to be carried by others? ”
"Hey, he's an official!" Ji Li immediately straightened up from the rattan basket, very dissatisfied: "Listen to me, none of the dozen or so of them are officials, they are all engaged in business with their heads tied to their belts, how can any official be like this?" No, Captain Gu, he ......"
While he was still talking, Ji Li's eyes suddenly widened, and he saw Gu Jun and Mo Qing walking out of the gap between the trees, passing through the ancestors all over the ground, and striding over.
Ji Li was bone, dragged his fat body, and rolled down from the rattan basket, "Doctor Gu, why did you come here so early in the morning!" ”
It hated in its heart, these stupid compatriots, from the first step of the Nightmare Man into the forest, there were ancestors who knew about it, why didn't they know how to report it?
If it's taking a bath, is it going to be suddenly seen? Really!
"We're done with Usa Town." Gu Jun said to Geely, "The Earth World is still waiting for us, so we want to go back as soon as possible before that passage disappears." Can you move here? ”
No other Zugo knew better than Gilly that the world was a place full of dangers, much more dangerous than dreams.
It has had a good past two days, and naturally it doesn't want to end this kind of fairy day so quickly.
So Geely was a little supportive, "Stay a few more days?" The passage is still stable, the town of Usa is so beautiful, how many more days can you play? ”
"Leave before evening." Gu Jun saw it, and made a decision, "You all get ready." ”
After Gu Jun and the three left, Geely faced his subordinates again, a little nervous...... After all, I've just been talking about it......
"Captain Gu is really not an official." That had to learn from the ancestors suddenly sighed, "How can anyone who is an official say something and come over in person." ”
The other ancestors deeply agreed, and they thought that Captain Gu's status was so high that they would run errands.
In this way, Geely's authority was not challenged, and he continued to lie down in the rattan basket, eating grouse while directing his subordinates as they prepared to set off.
There is still half a day left before the evening gathering, and the Tianxuan team can move freely on the streets of Usa Town.
Because the town is guarded by the cat clan, and it has always been peaceful, as long as you don't violate the taboo here, and don't play games to enter the house to loot items, the team of twelve people who came out of the temple is the town's VIPs, and the villagers are friendly to them.
Grant Bell, Rainnes Nelson, Linapova and a few others went to a tavern, not to drink and eat, but to inquire about the news.
Although most of the residents of Usa have never left the boundaries of the towns of Usa, Neil, and Hatig in their entire lives, merchants from big cities such as Dilas Lynn often pass by and chat in the town's most famous "drunken cat tavern", so the tavern owner knows a lot of things.
"Is that one in your team a Nightmares?" The boss asked in a suppressed voice, as if saying the name would provoke ominousness.
Before that, the boss took the group to a secret private room, and what was going to be said next was a big secret.
It turned out that the boss had heard from an evil ancestor who came to buy a drunk, and the legendary nightmare man was here right now.
Now the status of the evil ancestors has fallen so much that they can't even drink the moon wine, and they can only share a small cup each time, and they can't even moisten their throats.
It saw that the stupid ancestors who were always ridiculed and bullied by themselves in the past now took a human name and called it auspicious, and it was so mixed up that it almost didn't kick its nose and face and said to it, "Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi", and the evil ancestors were bitter in their hearts!
I have contributed so much to the clan, sweating and bleeding, do you still have to shed tears.
The whole plan is seamless, it really comes from the brain of a wise man, and it is obviously to be written into the art of war, but it is planted in the hands of black merchants, unwillingly......
When the evil ancestors were drunk, they confided everything to the hotel owner.
Including its revenge plan.
It knew that the Black Merchant had been wanted by the Nightmares, and that they would take them back to the Sunset Theater to perform until they died, and then sell their bodies to the cannibals of the Cold Plains.
It also knew that the Tianxuan team had to pass through a road in the Enchanted Forest to return to the Earth World from the Dream Realm, far away from the Usa's sphere of influence. So as long as you sell this news to the black merchants, the black merchants will set up an ambush on that section of the road, and when the Tianxuan team and those working ancestors go back, they will suddenly kill ......
Nightmares are powerful, but the black merchants have many means, and they can be killed with super gunpowder.
In this way, the blood stains the covenant red, and the alliance between the human race and the ancestors is over, and when the war resumes, there will naturally be a place for its evil ancestors to exert their abilities.
Because he thought about it, the evil ancestors slapped the table and laughed at that time, and said that he would not be called the evil ancestors in the future, but would be called the black ancestors.
Now, this drunken and evil ancestor is locked in an iron cage with three locks by the boss.
Grant Bell and the others were so frightened that they almost got into trouble, and sure enough, danger always appeared when they let their guard down.
They breathed a sigh of relief when they saw with their own eyes that the Black Evil Ancestor was still sleeping in the cage.
Although the ancestors are all about the same, this black and evil ancestor is very distinctive, with jagged teeth protruding from the outside of the lips, and the scars from the cat have not yet healed. I don't know what kind of dreams it is having now, but it still pats its thighs from time to time, and laughs sinister in its sleep.
"Nightmare Man? Boss, what's going on? ”
They didn't know very well, they had heard the ancestors mention the nickname Gu Jun before, it was because of an experience he had in the Dream Realm before.
"Nightmares, eyes are the abyss, the madman who slain Dilas-Lynn!" The tavernkeeper suddenly came to his senses, and his full belly straightened up, making himself more energetic, and told the dignitaries: "No slave has ever escaped from the Sunset Theater, and he has killed so many black merchants......
Everyone listened quietly, and they couldn't help but be shocked when they heard how the Nightmare Man had been killed in the Sunset Theater when the black merchants were chasing and intercepting them.
It turned out that Captain Gu still had such a dangerous experience, and his image in the fantasy dream realm was like a killing god, which really surprised them.
Thinking about it this way, the gap between their strength and Gu Jun may be even bigger than they thought before.
Grant Bell and Ivanovich, the two personnel who had a secret plan, immediately left the tavern to report to Gu Jun, the black and evil ancestors must be punished, and the ancestors have to give an explanation, otherwise the human race and the ancestors will not be at ease when they cooperate.
Gu Jun and Wu Shiyu went for a walk.
It's been a long time since they've had such a two-person time, and today they're busy walking on the streets of this exotic town, looking at this and that, and from time to time they pick up a passing cat to say hello, and their mood is as bright as the afternoon sun.
It's just that after shopping for a long time, Wu Shiyu has a personal feeling, "Xianjun, you said that there are many imperfections in the evolution of the human body, and I think it is also, if the human body has four legs, it feels good?" Two are used, two are spare, and when you are tired of using them, you will change them to the spare ones. ”
"It's not good...... Gu Jun felt bad when he thought about that picture, "You don't want to go by yourself, I can carry you on my back." ”
Originally, this was just a casual remark he made to coax the girl, but I didn't expect that this salted fish was really heavy.
I don't know if it was luck or misfortune, after walking like this for a while, the two were found by Grant Bell and them.
Now the twelve of them are leaning on the mental pillar of the Tianxuan team, and the feeling in the dark is stronger than usual, as if there is an invisible navigation.
When Gu Jun heard about the Evil Ancestor, he immediately made an arrangement, asking Bell and the others to go back to the tavern to bring the boss and the Evil Ancestor, and at the same time find the Old Ancestor and the Old Tanuki and go to the temple to negotiate face-to-face. Now on the side of the temple, Peacock and Mo Qing are still seizing the time to pester the Great Elder of Atal to ask this and that.
And Yu Chi and Feng Peiqian have their own activities.
"Pei Qian, what are you pulling me here for?"
In front of a small stone circular fountain on a street in the quiet part of the town, Yu Chi was questioning.
"Captain, this is a wishing fountain." Feng Peiqian looked at the pool gushing with clear spring water, her expression was soft, and her tone was also soft: "Legend has it that after being blessed by the cat goddess Bastet, Usa's lovers would come over to make a wish together and pray for the blessing of the goddess, so the family in Usa Town was happy. ”
Yu Chi frowned when he heard this, "Buster and the Wishing Fountain?" There is no record of this in ancient Egyptian mythology......"
"Is the myth missing? Or is it a unique custom of the town of Usa? Yu Chi pondered, and went up to carefully examine each stone of this fountain, "Is the power of the goddess Buster...... How does this take over the power, is it the structure of the pool itself, or is it the water source ......?"
Yu Chi bent down, stretched out his hand, and stared at the trevi fountain and touched it everywhere, looking for inscriptions or symbols.
Feng Peiqian took a deep breath and looked up at the sky, sure enough, she couldn't expect to turn a tooth-shattering stone into sweet candy.
"Found it, found it!" Yu Chi suddenly shouted in surprise, and really found a cat head carving on the inside of a stone in the Trevi Fountain.
This sign is definitely not simple.
"Pei Qian, go find some paper and ink." Yu Chi hurriedly said, "Find another big box that can separate the spring water, I have to extend this mark, is it okay?" Is it forbidden to do so? Pei Qian, you should immediately go to the temple and ask the Great Elder about this wishing pool...... No, you stay here, I'll ask ......"
Feng Peiqian almost plunged into the pool and drowned herself.
"Captain, don't go, I just said that." She said helplessly, "It's just an ordinary fountain on the road." ”
Yu Chi, who had just rushed out over there, quickly stopped, scratched his head, and his face was full of distress, "Are you kidding me?" No, there are markings there, and it doesn't look like...... That's right. He suddenly figured it out, "This should be your burst of perception!" You are influenced by a mysterious force to produce this 'nonsense', in fact, it is likely to be an important clue...... Is it the influence of the goddess Buster......"
"I'll have to ask." Yu Chi shook his head, his face was decided, and he ran again, "Pei Qian, you come too, the pool won't run away, you don't have to guard it, we have to figure out why you have this perception." ”
Feng Peiqian looked at Yu Chi, who ran away, and took a deep breath again, to say that this guy's brain is not flexible, that's not right, isn't it spiritual.
But what was he thinking......!