Emperor Longqing grabbed Gu Zhan, who was staring at the white tiger's buttocks, and his voice was full of helplessness, "You are competing with a white tiger?" Who's going to touch the tiger's butt? That's just an analogy. ”

"Also, you can't touch your buttocks, and if you touch the tiger's head, you will definitely be bitten by the tiger."

Gu Siye reluctantly withdrew his gaze that fell on the white tiger's buttocks, and hesitated: "The minister thinks that the tiger's head can't be touched, it's all to blame for the servants who serve the white tiger, why did he wash it so clean?" Look at it, its fur is fluffy and fluffy, and its tiger skin is the most suitable for His Majesty's dragon chair. ”

Emperor Longqing: "......"

"Roar, roar, roar." The white tiger's head was used with its claws, and it still wanted to rush out and bite the two-legged beast to death.

"Fang Caichen has seen it, it has a lot of butt meat, and it always feels that it is not like a wild one, the minister gave it a hare, it didn't eat a bite, I think it's used to eating, it's not like a white tiger coming out of the mountains, even if it's auspicious, you can't eat a hare in the sky."

Gu Yao muttered in a low voice, "It's not that it doesn't eat, it's that it only cares about arguing with you." ”

Gu Siye: "......"

Emperor Longqing was silent, and there was no wild thing about Xiangrui, but the courtiers wanted to please him.

It's not that he doesn't understand, but he also wants to take this opportunity to promote his virtues.

Regardless of whether the white tiger is wild or not, as long as the white tiger is alive, it can blow a wave.

It's just that Emperor Longqing was so disturbed by Gu Zhan, he was too lazy to blow Xiangrui, and half of his mind fell on Gu Zhan.

"Father." Gu Yao said: "Regardless of whether the white tiger was deliberately done by someone, it has nothing to do with the white tiger, if you want to touch it, I will help you find a way, you can't just think about skinning the tiger just because you have nothing to do with the white tiger for a while, you didn't talk to it very well." ”

You can't watch the white tiger die.

There are few such precious white tigers in the world, and the IQ of the white tiger is similar to that of the bear child, Gu Yao, who does not believe in ghosts and gods, actually thinks that the white tiger may be a wise spiritual creature.

Gu Siye snorted coldly, "A white tiger that peels its skin is a good white tiger, and it is feasible to make clothes with fur or something." ”

"Roar, roar, roar."

Sure enough, this two-legged beast is an enemy!

Emperor Longqing looked at the white tiger, and then at Gu Zhan, "That's it, I see that you get along very well, in the end, the white tiger is not an ordinary prey, it is a human being, not a white tiger, I will transport the white tiger back to Beijing and hand it over to you to raise." ”

"Then Your Majesty must give the minister the best tiger skin, so that the minister can scare it."

Gu Siye's eyes lit up, "The minister will definitely be able to help His Majesty train Xiangrui, and when His Majesty has a long life, the minister will let Xiangrui perform to celebrate his birthday." ”

"—I'm waiting."

Emperor Longqing was a little sympathetic to the White Tiger, don't you be that the White Tiger was tortured by Gu Zhan in the end?

"Hehe, you will be in the hands of your master in the future, there is nothing auspicious in your eyes, you are just a tiger, but the color of your fur is a little special."

Gu Siye pinched his waist and stood in front of the cage and taught the white tiger a lesson: "Among us humans, if the skin suddenly turns white, it is either sick or a ghost. ”

"Roar, roar, roar."

"Your fur color must have been bullied by the same kind, if you are a little better, the master will leave you alive, if you dare to chase the master, do not let the master touch the tiger hair, the master will lock up the same group of normal tigers together, let your kind bully you, torture you!"

"—Roar, roar, roar."

I don't know if it's an illusion of Emperor Longqing, the roar of the white tiger seems to be lower, and the white tiger's body is also trembling faintly.

Emperor Longqing pursed the corners of his mouth, "Yao girl is optimistic about your father, don't let him really kill Xiangrui, he wants tiger skins, I still have a few in the inner library, and I will reward him after returning to Beijing." ”

"The minister also wants a Zhuangzi who raises white tigers."

Gu Siye decisively made a request, "It's not good to have a white tiger in the minister's mansion, they are not afraid of the white tiger like the minister, the eldest brother's son is about to be born, and the cats and dogs in the minister's mansion dare not go to the eldest brother's courtyard." ”

"So you want me to reward you with a Zhuangzi that raises white tigers?"

Emperor Longqing asked with concern: "Do you need to reward you with an extra sum of silver, which is specially used to buy meat for the White Tiger to eat?" Your money is not enough, and in order to raise a white tiger, you will be affected to spend money, and I don't want to go. ”

"Your Majesty is wise."

Gu Siye was overjoyed, "The minister is not too much, as long as there is enough to buy meat for the white tiger every month, plus it is necessary to let people bathe the white tiger and comb it, ordinary minions cannot be designated, but there must be brave men under the heavy reward, and the minister can always find someone who is not afraid of the white tiger eating people to do this thing." ”

"Gu Zhan." Emperor Longqing raised his hand and gestured to Gu Zhan, and Gu Siye turned his back and rushed at Emperor Longqing.

Emperor Longqing raised a foot and kicked Gu Siye's buttocks, Gu Siye leaned forward, and the whole person lay on the cage railing, the white tiger opened his mouth and puffed, but it was his tongue that licked Gu Siye's saliva fiercely.

Gu Yao: "......"

"Don't make trouble, the master is fighting for your benefits, even Gu Jue and the master rushed to use the silver, the master disliked it, that is the master's own son."

Gu Siye has been used to being kicked by Emperor Longqing, this is not the first time, nor is it the last.

"The silver used to raise you is enough for the master to go out and spend half a month drinking, and you should be very cheap in meat?"

Gu Siye turned to face Emperor Longqing, "Your Majesty, the minister is really poor, there are too many children, and the minister still has to be filial to his mother - the minister can spend the silver earned by the third brother and spend the mother's self-support, and the third brother is unwilling to give money for the minister to raise the white tiger." ”

"I remember giving you a fortune—"

Speaking of this, Emperor Longqing suddenly stopped, and remembered him in a trance...... Gu Siye immediately said: "Because of the dispute between the minister and the Marquis of Ruyang, the minister has not received the silver for several months, and recently the minister can only go to please his mother and let his mother support the minister's family." “

Emperor Longqing said faintly: "It's strange that I believe you!" I gave you a lot of dowry for Zheng'er. ”

"The minister is a particular person, you and the town of the country to Yaoyao's dowry, the minister will put a lot of money in Yaoyao's dowry list, the minister will not touch the daughter's dowry, or the daughter-in-law's dowry silver."

Gu Siye said loudly: "Although the minister will not make money, but the minister will ask Your Majesty for reward, Your Majesty, you should be a good minister, and you should be a big white." ”

One person and one tiger have a tacit understanding, and they look at Emperor Longqing pitifully, their eyes are flowing, and they are trying to sell cuteness.

Gu Yao felt that Emperor Longqing couldn't hold on, so he secretly encouraged the white tiger to continue to sell cuteness.

The white tiger really became more and more pitiful, and shrunk his fat body as much as possible, "Woo woo." ”

"Big White?"

"Yes, the name of the minister is so vivid, how concise and concise."

“……”

Emperor Longqing choked up for a while and said, "I promise you." ”

Why can't he remember the lesson, so he has to talk nonsense with Gu Zhan?

It's okay to let Yucai people serve you?

He went out to see the excitement, and he also had to take a Zhuangzi and a sum of silver.

What a loss.