The most reluctant Li Hua was Shishi, like an abandoned child, chasing the carriage out of the village, and repeatedly instructed "Master, you are so good!" I'll be back tomorrow! ”

This is not to go to the execution ground to be heroic and righteous, Li Hua really can't understand the meaning of the second apprentice's hypocrisy, don't people dare to ask you to kneel when you see the Queen Mother.

According to Master Li's urine, it is not uncommon for him to not be able to come back once he enters the palace gate.

Shi saw the burly figure disappear at the end of sight, Li Hua sat back in the carriage, and sighed, "My apprentice is small and sticky......"

Mu Yang is used to Li Hua's nonsensical speech, but Chunxi's father-in-law is not used to it, he has long wondered.

"Miss Li, this apprentice of yours is older than you, right?"

Could it be that the child has grown too hard and is actually still young?

But Li Hua immediately turned his face, "Remove the word 'Miss', I will be upset when I hear it!" ”

Mu Yang was happy, tugged on the sleeve of Chunxi, who was sitting next to him, and explained, "Don't be polite to her, when I knew her before, I always treated her as a man." Just call it by its name! ”

But she's a woman! Chunxi is a knowledgeable little father-in-law, and there is no possibility of calling women by their names.

Chunxi glanced down at the jar of honey next to the seat, and said vaguely, "Master Li Hua......"

Sure enough, after changing his name, Li Hua's face turned back directly, and he said nonsense with a smile, "Well, don't look at my short and small appearance, in fact, I am an old goblin, known as Tianshan Tong's grandmother, when I was six years old, I began to practice the Heaven and Earth Immortal Changchun Gong, and after practicing, hey, I will always be childish." ”

Chunxi's eyes are about to fall out of his sockets, he is a mature eunuch, so naturally he can't believe these words casually, but who can blindly figure out such a background?

Chunxi's father-in-law shrunk his body, and looked down at the jar of honey, his mind was very confused, and he had to return to the Queen Mother and the Long Live Lord when he went back, how could he report it then?

"Bahaha, don't be afraid, I'm just kidding!" Li Hua was amused by his cold jokes, although the two people he faced didn't know where the joke was.

is so lonely as snow, you casually say a classic character legend story, no one can understand and deal with it.

The reason why Chunxi's father-in-law wanted to squeeze in a carriage with the two of them was to repay the favor of the jar of honey, or rather, to repay Li Hua's sincere praise for his appearance.

"Master Li Hua, the slave has to tell you in advance about the rules of entering the palace to meet the Queen Mother and meet Long Live the Queen Mother, this salute is also exquisite, which leg to kneel first when kowtowing, how far apart, and where to look at the eyes......"

Lonely as snow, Master Li held his chin and watched Chunxi demonstrate in the cramped carriage, not knowing whether to thank him for teaching himself so hard.

If you think about it, you really can't kneel around a seven-year-old milk doll, and you can't kneel once.

She patted Mu Yang's shoulder and asked in a low voice, "You have to kneel like this when you read to the little emperor?" ”

Mu Yang nodded heavily: "It must be!" Don't talk about me, my father has to kneel, and not kneeling is a crime to kill his head. ”

Li Hua was a little irritable, and said that he would go to the palace to talk to the little emperor about the reward or the purchase of green bricks from the official kiln, as well as the formation of the wooden warehouse team, could it be that he would stop there? Jumping out of the carriage halfway to pee?

"I don't want to kneel to others, I can consider others kneeling. Analyze and analyze, who does the little emperor kneel to? ”

Mu Yang covered his face and mouth, and said in a low voice, "Long live the Queen Mother's kneel......"

"This ...... It's too late. What else? ”

Mu Yang "The Son of Heaven, kneeling to the sky and kneeling to the ground, it is said that he has given a big gift to the Taifu, and the Taifu does not need to kneel during class." ”

"Oh, isn't that what it is?" Li Hua's voice suddenly raised.

Chunxi had already demonstrated the parting thanksgiving link, and was taken aback by this voice, maintained a kneeling posture, and suggested, "Master Li Hua, you can do it again!" ”

"Don't, you get up and rest first, let me take care of ......"

Li Hua mobilized all his brain cells and discussed with these two people, "I can't teach you to do academic work." Cook? I guess he doesn't have to learn. Does the little emperor have a master who teaches martial arts? How is it better than my ability? Otherwise, I will first challenge his master when I enter the palace, and whoever wins will be the master. ”

Mu Yang and Chunxi shook their heads together, and the carriage was unstable.

"Long live the Lord doesn't learn martial arts."

"Long live going to court every day, and you have to learn how to govern the country, where is the time to practice martial arts?"

Li Hua's eyes showed compassion, "Poor ...... I've got to save him! What is the most important thing to be the king of a country? Wealth? Power? No, no, no, the health of the body is the most important! If you don't have a strong body, how can you stand going to school every day......"

Let's talk about it, I was moved.

The two opposites...... Listen silly.

dei, dei, no matter how much wealth and power you have, if you lose the number "1" of health, the following numbers are just "0", which is meaningless!

Chunxi wiped her tears, "The slave knows how to reply to the Queen Mother, and the slave will say Master Li's words as it is, and the slave and maid will persuade the Queen Mother to hire Master Li to teach the martial arts of the Long Live Lord......"

A lesson from the past, the emperor was in his twentieth year, but he died overnight, is it the reason for the body? Can you still not accept the lesson?

Mu Yang: "I also want to practice martial arts, this time it's true!" ”

I have made countless decisions before, but unfortunately I forgot about it, Young Master Mu thought that it was the reason why the master didn't choose the right one, and the teaching was boring......

If Li Hua wants to be the emperor's master, then he can also follow the practice of martial arts, haha, I am very much looking forward to thinking about it, follow Li Hua, listen to "Journey to the West" to practice martial arts, and you can also eat spicy chicken boiled fish in the palace......

Hey, just to keep the knee from being bent to others, as for it?

A pair of young boys and girls reached an alliance with a little eunuch, and Chunxi simply gave up teaching Li Hua the etiquette of kneeling and bowing, anyway, she didn't learn it, and it was more practical to ponder the techniques suggested when she pondered the reply.

In the end, he is still young, if he is replaced by an old fox eunuch, he will definitely not be hooked by children.

The carriage traveled fast, all the way unimpeded, and stopped outside the palace gate from time to time, and the three of them talked happily, and some of them were still unfinished, and their feelings increased by leaps and bounds.

"Master Li, wait in the car, the slave and maid will go to the palace and return to the Queen Mother."

"Don't walk around, I'll go see Banzai."

Chunxi and Mu Yang have their own division of labor, Li Hua ...... You should wait in the carriage and not move.

However, if you wait a little longer and Master Li gets impatient, what will happen?

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