Chapter 602: Telescopes Are a Good Thing
Deng Jianlong glared fiercely and said with extreme irritability
"Oops! Isn't this half a brain? I haven't heard from you for a while, and I thought you'd be dead! How can you have time to come to my house today! ”
Wang Jinbao saw the binoculars towards the windowsill, rolled his eyes, and said with a wicked smile
"Look at what you're saying, it's really not at all level! What do you mean by my lack of news, brother, I went to the hinterland of the desert and dedicated my youth to the motherland's oil industry! It's your kid who eats and sleeps all day! Sleep and then eat to nourish your fat! I'll see if it's fat, I don't send a text message or make a phone call for so long! If you can't walk, you can't hang it directly in the house, and it will stink for 10,000 years! I didn't expect you to still have a breath, but I haven't forgotten my old job, burrowing in the house, and taking a telescope to peep! Did you say that your kid slept too long, and the pillow made his head hurt! Forget it about voyeurism! Why do you still buy a telescope, aren't you afraid, people called the police, the police uncle came over, arrested your kid, locked him in a small black house, and gave your kid a few days of ideological education lessons! ”
Deng Jianlong rolled his eyes angrily, threw a cigarette over his hand, and then said while smoking
"You'd better talk about it! What do you mean I have been stinking for 10,000 years! You're in the desert, is there a signal? I don't think I'll call you! And when you speak, can you pay a little attention to the words, how can such a sacred thing come out of your boy's mouth, not only changes the taste, but also becomes a crime and a crime! Therefore, I have to correct it, brother, I am not peeping, but lying on the windowsill to watch the beautiful and charming night view of Wushen Banner! Do you know how to appreciate it! ”
As soon as the words fell, He Xiaogang walked in with a smile and said directly
"Deng! Yes! Deng! In the past, I only knew that you kid, when I saw a girl, the man's backbone, a squinted smile, and the smile was gone! I didn't expect you kid to be so shameless! Obviously lying on the window, peeking at the upstairs opposite the house every night, the two nightlives of the young couple! Now I'm still ashamed to say what a night view to watch! But for so long, how come I have only seen a face in your eyes, and never seen the scenery! ”
Deng Jianlong was stunned for a moment, then threw a cigarette and said with some irritation
"That's it! Excuse me, don't laugh at another fifty steps! If I have a hue on my face, then your glasses can't hide your two-colored, wolf's eyes! Did I invite you, what are you doing in my house at night? What a shame do you want to be! ”
Unexpectedly, He Xiaogang took a little cigarette, took a puff gently, and said while walking towards Wang Jinbao
"Look at what you're saying! It's really emotional! Do you still have to say hello when you go to your brother's dormitory? Besides, if you have a sense of humor these days, it is equivalent to buying more insurance! If you have a cheeky one, that's quite a lot, a pass! What am I going to do in front of you? Anyway, I will wash it when you are not there, and it is not like half a brain, people let me wash my face all day long, and I will always wash my face, and I wipe it in my pocket! And I'm surprised, you're not the boss, and you haven't made an appointment yet! Why don't I go out and give you a call on the landline of your house and see if it will be convenient for you! Don't you know that I'm coming to your room at this point? If you don't know, what do you do when you buy a telescope? You kid can't be too good! Is there a start on the other side? How can you be willing to give up the telescope to Jinbao's half brain tonight! ”
When Wang Jinbao heard this, he glared at He Xiaogang fiercely, thinking that everything is his own business, and none of it is a good thing, he doesn't seem to have said a word, he really did not say a word about his monkey brother, he was shot while lying down, I wanted to say that you two quarreled, it's okay to always pull me to do something, I don't seem to be standing between the two of you, it doesn't affect you two dogs eat dogs! But I'm afraid of being joined forces by these two boys and clean up my own beauty, it's not cost-effective, but these two guys, several times mentioned the small couple and the telescope in the opposite building, can you really see a different night scene in the telescope, take these two guys, haven't finished the fight, they have a good time first, and the province can only listen to his two generals explain later, so he quickly picked up the telescope and looked at the opposite side, but the building across the road only has two floors, and they are standing on the third floor, if you look at the past, In addition to the dark night, it is still a dark night, I wanted to say that the two of you can really toss, but then think about it, the first floor opposite is shops and restaurants and other shops, and the second floor seems to be inhabited, could it be that the two of them are talking about the opposite second floor, the small couple in a certain room, so they quickly adjusted the angle, looking from left to right, and as a result, almost all the windows were lit, and occasionally one or two figures could be seen on the curtains, but the shadows on the curtains, no matter what women or men, looked like a black outline, so I said a little irritably
"Oops! You two are so interesting! Don't sleep at night, lie on the windowsill, hold binoculars to look at the figures on the curtains, if it's like watching shadow puppetry, let's go back to the Huanxian screen and sit in front of the screen, not only don't use binoculars, but also see color, the most important thing is sound! ”
Deng Jianlong sat up with a swish, and said with round eyes
"You little kid, in addition to holding the phone all day long, the little ghost kisses one! Wife, poop one! And then as soon as the phone falls, you break up, and you break up, it's not like I haven't seen a girlfriend! But it's been more than a year, don't say kiss one! Poop one! Broke up! I haven't even seen a single hair, let alone hold hands, I don't want to hold hands, I don't have you ever held hands, where to break up! Since the figure on the curtain doesn't look interesting, then quickly give me the telescope, as if someone is begging you to see it! ”
Wang Jinbao was just about to retort and said, there is no way to communicate with you as a layman, haven't you heard that if the two love for a long time, how can they be in the morning and twilight, brother and I pursue the perfect love, you can't think about it at all, but He Xiaogang said while walking forward
"It can't be all human figures! Could it be that the little couple opposite hung up the curtains today! Last weekend, the two of me watched it for a while! Show me! ”
Wang Jinbao heard this and picked up the telescope again, and glanced at the opposite side, but he didn't expect that there was really a window opposite, without hanging curtains, not only can you see men and women in the telescope, but also the color of the brown sugar water poured by the man for the woman looks very real, so he said with some surprise
"Oops! This telescope is such a good thing! You can see clearly the brown sugar water that men pour for women! What did you both see! Why can you only watch it on weekend nights? ”