The boss looked at Wang Jinbao with an excited expression and said with a happy smile

"This smoke is very strong, don't smoke it all and get all the people in your dormitory drunk!"

Wang Jinbao glanced at the boss, and wanted to say that the two of us will take a box each, and now sit in your store and smoke, who gets drunk first, who pays for the cigarettes, but then thinking about it is a joke, so he said with a disdainful smile

"Boss, you can rest assured of this! Don't look at our age, but our smoking age is not short! ”

The boss glared

"You kid is all day long, except for running the train with his mouth full, I don't think there's anything serious! A doll tooth that doesn't even have its hair grown! Actually ran to me and pretended to be an old smoker, you are not afraid that others will hear it, and you will laugh off your big teeth directly! Dry your snot and play while you go! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled, looked at the boss's invincible expression, touched his hair and said with a hippie smile

"Boss, what do you mean that my hair has not grown, so what is it on my head? And I wonder what I mean by pretending to be an old smoker! Let's talk about how long you've been smoking! ”

The boss glanced at it and said directly with confidence

"Five years! An out-and-out old smoker! ”

Wang Jinbao sneered, a little crying and laughing

"Oops! Boss, you're so funny! Five years of smoking age even dared to brag in front of me that he was an old smoker! ”

The boss rolled his eyes angrily when he heard this

"According to you, only those who have lost their teeth and still have pipes in their mouths are called old smokers! Since you say so, when did you start smoking, and how old did you smoke?"

Wang Jinbao pursed his lips, glanced at the boss, and said happily

"Oops! Boss, you're really kidding, the old pipe smoker, that's the hardcore smoker! I haven't been a smoker for a long time, so it's only been more than ten years!"

The boss sipped his saliva angrily, then waved his hand and said

"Hurry up where no one fights, where to play! Why don't you say that when you were born, you had a cigarette in your mouth! It's really a convincing kid! Dare to say anything!"

Wang Jinbao smiled, thinking that since he was bragging, if he didn't blow the cow to the sky, not only would you think that I was incompetent, but also suspected that my brother and I had a problem with my lung capacity, so I immediately quibbled

"Oops! Boss! What do I lie to you about! When I was in the first grade of elementary school, I felt that it was amazing to vomit clouds, so I secretly smoked until my teeth were blackened and my dad Meimei cleaned up, and then I quit! You can calculate how many years you smoke!"

The boss angrily circled on the spot, waved his hand and said

"Okay, according to your statement, as long as people start to eat fireworks in the world, then start counting the smoking age, this is just a random person who can walk, that is also a few years of smoking age! Hurry up and do what you want to do, stop bullshiting here!"

Subsequently, Wang Jinbao and the boss exchanged a few words of greeting, then immediately turned around and ran towards the dormitory, just walked into the dormitory, and said excitedly

"Oops! It's really a world full of wonders, guess what I just came back and saw! ”

Zhang Zhaochun glanced at it and said with a wicked smile

"I saw the flowers on the side of the road, Li Yun and Shi Wentao, sitting together and singing happily!"

Wang Jinbao glared at him angrily, and then glanced at Shi Wentao and said

"You kid really deserves to be three sentences and never leave his old job, Shi Wentao is not in the dormitory, can't you see it, or he is not a thing at all! Like demons and monsters, it's negligible! ”

Zhang Zhaochun smiled

"Why is Shi Wentao so decent, why did he become a demon and a monster!"

Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes and pretended to be sad and said

"Because he did some things that saw the light and died, like demons and monsters, he saw the light and die!"

Shi Wentao gritted his teeth angrily and said extremely irritably

"Are you two sick, I'm lying on the bed, it doesn't seem to have provoked you two plague gods! It's okay to keep talking to me, what are you doing! ”

Liu Bin watched it lively, and said with a smile

"Oops! You all say, hurry up and let Jinbao say that when you come back, you will see something strange! ”

Shi Wentao glared angrily, lay down on the bed, and said with great disdain

"Oops! Liu Bin, it's not me talking about you! How can you still believe it if you have half a brain! I'm really convinced! ”

Liu Bin knew that these two guys had always been incompatible because of Li Yun's affairs, but Shi Wentao did this thing, not only Wang Jinbao felt uncomfortable, but also his classmates felt inauthentic, so he said with a faint smile

"Oops! Look at you, how can you say that! Although Jinbao's brain reaction is a little slow, it doesn't seem to affect his eyesight! Seeing that you are about to go to the factory for internship, can you be a little kinder! ”

As soon as the words fell, Shi Wentao swished, sat up and said with a wicked smile

"Believe! Don't argue for him! Excuse me, is his brain slow to respond, his brain is not functioning directly, and it is not fully developed! ”

Wang Jinbao gritted his teeth angrily, and was about to refute, but Liu Bin said with a smile

"Jinbao, don't bother with him! What strange things you've seen! Hurry up and say it so that the big guys are happy too! ”

Wang Jinbao thought of the incomparably fragrant taste, and immediately said with a smile

"When I came here just now, the owner of the first shop, smoking a cigar, stood at the school gate, as if he could smell that strange smell!"

Zhang Zhaochun said a little irritably because he didn't smoke

"A broken snow, eggplant, I thought it was! Are you so excited? ”

Wang Jinbao glared, immediately did what he liked, and said with a happy smile

"Think about what kind of scent, smoke in the store, you can smell it when you stand at the school gate, if we each smoke one, the people in the student council opposite, will they smell it, don't you want to see their reaction? And I've heard that this tobacco can make people hallucinate, don't you want to try it! ”

When Xu Weiliang heard this, he immediately said excitedly

"Since it's so magical, then hurry up, hand one to each of the big guys, and feel the magic fragrance and magic effect!"

Wang Jinbao took a look around and found that these guys, with expectant eyes, sighed

"It's a good thing, but it's also expensive! A piece costs five dollars, and a box costs thirty! Where do I have so much money! ”

Xu Weiliang rolled his eyes and said with extreme disdain

"Oops! Problems that can be solved with money, those are not called problems! Haven't you heard that the flame is high when everyone gathers firewood? We can raise funds! Five yuan per person in the dormitory, exactly six people, a box of cigarettes is not enough! ”

Liu Bin was stunned for a moment, and said with some worry

"Zhang Zhaochun doesn't smoke, so it's a bit inappropriate to pay these five yuan! Besides, Geng Buyue is not there, and he doesn't smoke, how can we divide the six cigarettes for the five of us! ”