Chapter 333: Playing Cleverness Kills People
After reading the book, the address of [Wanbenshen Station]: Avoid the pain of chasing books!
Wang Jinbao smiled, quickly finished a bowl of noodle soup, and made another bowl of dry noodles, and said with a smile while eating
"Oops! My good mother, today is the first day of 2006 and you have to keep a good mood or else it will affect your luck throughout the year! Don't worry, I'll finish eating this bowl and set off as soon as I change my clothes! What are my dad and my brother doing, they shouldn't have left early! ”
Zhao Xiu'e glared at her and said with some tears and laughter
"You living treasure didn't get up, where did they go! This will be leashed sheep and dogs, ready to go on a trip together (on the morning of the first day of the new year, after breakfast, the whole family pulled the livestock, came to the gate together, burned three yellow watches and kowtowed three heads facing south, and then sounded a string of firecrackers, meaning to welcome Momofu, begging for a new year of home and prosperity)! I know all day long, eat and sleep, sleep and eat, what is the effect of eating so much! Besides, you'd better eat less, don't forget to eat a day today, you have more than a dozen aunts, and every family has prepared more than a dozen dishes for you, good wine and good dishes are done, sitting at home and waiting for you to eat! Don't eat so much delicious food at that time, although there is a hala in your mouth, your stomach is full! Only for the sake of seeing! ”
Wang Jinbao glanced at Zhao Xiu'e, took a big sip beautifully, wiped the spicy oil at the corner of his mouth with the back of his hand, and said with a smile while chewing
"Let's not talk about the Chinese New Year, almost every household is chicken! Fish! Add one more beef at most, even if I have more than a dozen aunts, everyone will put lobster and abalone on the table and wait, it will never be as delicious as your hand-rolled noodles! Besides, don't you always say, let me eat more to grow my body? Why can't I be reluctant today! If you don't eat this bowl after eating, you will save it when it's over! ”
Zhao Xiu'e was said by Wang Jinbao in a few words, and what she said was beautiful in her heart, and when she saw him eating, she quickly moved to the side of the kang and said
"Look at you melon baby, you dolls have eaten long meat, what are you doing with my old bones! If you don't have enough noodles on the board, I'll cook some more for you! As long as you like to eat, I will give you noodles every day! ”
Wang Jinbao hurriedly shaved the bottom of the bowl into his mouth, touched his mouth twice with his hands, put the bowl towards the board, and said with a smile
"Eat! Mom, hurry down, let's go on a trip together! ”
Came to the yard Wang Jinbao quickly took over the sheep rope in Wang Xincheng's hand, Wang Jinlong led the dog, everyone came to the gate together, walked towards the ground, facing the southeast, began to worship heaven and earth, Wang Jinbao put the sheep in his mother's hand, quickly went over and lit the firecrackers, trotted all the way to his cousin Wang Jinku's house, to call his nephew Wang Pengtao them, Wang Jinlong tied the sheep at the door, followed his father to the side of the road before the corn stalk stack, met several uncles and cousins of the same clan, everyone worshiped each other for a year, exchanged cigarettes, Let's walk towards the west end of the village.
Came to the west of the village Wang Jinbao's three uncles' house, cousin Wang Linning stood at the door early and smiled, handed a cigarette to everyone who came to pay New Year's greetings, just entered the yard of the three aunts, will be given to the nephews and grandsons who came to pay New Year's greetings, with a pot full of melon seeds and peanuts, each full of a handful, about half past ten, the whole family, the courtyard of the three uncles' family, standing full, Wang Jinbao is chatting with Xiao Wang Ningbo, asking him about college life, whether there is anything new in Yantai to see the sea, etc., Suddenly, Uncle Sixteen stood at the door of the hall and said with a happy smile
"Alright, everyone, pay attention! Let's start greeting the New Year now! it! ”
The people of the whole courtyard stood upright in an instant, hurriedly carried out the instructions of the sixteenth uncle, and made respectful gestures, and then followed the second uncle, kowtowed to the spiritual position of the three uncles on the table, and the sixteenth uncle stood at the door again, shouting while making a gesture
"Now give New Year's greetings to the second uncle!"
Wang Jinbao followed the people in front of him, kowtowed two heads, followed by the third uncle, the fourth uncle until the sixteen uncles all finished the New Year, at this time all the elders sat at the dining table, Wang Jinbao's generation of the eldest Wang Bo, stood at the door and patted the soil on his knees, and said with a happy smile
"Oops! After kowtowing so much, it's finally my turn to kowtow! The few little guys who have been kneeling down and have not come to nod their heads, I want to stare at you now, and see if any of you don't kowtow well, I will let the big guy not kowtow to your father! ”
Wang Jinbao turned around and glanced behind him, a few four or five-year-old nephews, their mouths were full of sugar, their smiling faces were red, they quickly stood up, followed the people in front of them, and seriously kowtowed to every head, seeing this, Wang Jinbao thought to himself, maybe this is the so-called inheritance, you don't kowtow to other people's parents, other people's sons, why kowtow to your parents, and then hurry up and kowtow together, until the time of the little twenty-one, he breathed a long sigh of relief, thinking that it was finally my turn, Looking at the six or seven little cousins and a dozen nephews behind him, I thought to myself that the back waves of the Yangtze River pushed the front waves, my head was finished, and finally it was someone else's turn to kowtow to me, you little guys, just kowtow to your beardless uncle!
As a result, Wang Jinbao just stood up, and before he could stand firmly, Wang Bo suddenly said
"Change the rules, if you are not married, you won't knock it in the future, let those little guys save it first, and then make up for it when you get married!"
Wang Jinbao was speechless for a moment, and smiled extremely helplessly, thinking that I was not married, it was because I was young, but my rank was not low at all! After waiting for a year, I waited for a chance for someone else to kowtow to me, and I was exempted by the eldest brother who took the lead, when Uncle Sixteen suddenly stood at the door and shouted loudly
"Third aunt, we have a New Year's greeting for you! You're standing at the door! ”
The third aunt hurriedly ran out of the kitchen, smiled and waved her hands
"Oops! Old Sixteen! You hurriedly told more than a dozen uncles in the hall house, don't give me New Year's greetings, you are all forty or fifty years old, you are all exempt! Let me, my nephews and grandchildren, give me a New Year's greeting! ”
After paying a farewell to the third aunt, Wang Linning ranked eighth, and he was old at this time
"Eighth sister-in-law, we have a New Year's greeting for you! You're going to see it! ”
As soon as the words fell, the people in the courtyard laughed, because Wang Linning's daughter-in-law was three years younger than Wang Jinning, not to mention, the most important thing was classmates, and then everyone who got married went to the hall to drink and guess boxing, Wang Jinbao and Wang Ningbo, a few people who were not married and were in school, came to the gate and chatted on the side of the road.
After about ten minutes, the large army came out and walked towards Wang Jinbao's four uncles, he stood on the side of the road and looked at the loess seal on everyone's knees, thinking that these people are over sixty years old, there are four or five-year-old children, there are millions of rich people, and there are also poor households who rely on relief food, but everyone does one thing to pay New Year's greetings, there is only one identity clan, only one name relatives! Until that moment, he also understood why some people traveled thousands of miles to go home for the New Year just to kowtow, because only here is it called the real New Year.
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