Before the captain's words were finished, the two of them nodded in unison: "Captain, you have persuaded me, think about it, and don't regret it!"

At this time, many people had gathered at the door of the captain's house. Seeing that the two had agreed on the same opinion, even if they had the intention to persuade peace, the matter had come to this point, they could only sigh softly and shout to the group of villagers outside the door whose heads were more exaggerated than the neck of a giraffe.

"Comrades, since you are here, don't pestle at the door. Today, Shui Daquan and the two of them are going to divorce, and you are the notary of this matter. ”​

After a period of deliberation, the captain came out with a piece of paper, while Shui Daquan and Wu Chunhua stood on both sides, facing away from each other, it seemed that the relationship had indeed broken down, and they just waited for the completion of this procedure to go their separate ways, and they did not get along with each other.

Looking at the bustling crowd in the courtyard, Shui Daquan was helpless. Divorce is estimated to be the most unsightly thing in his life, and now he is exposed to everyone, but think about the chicken feathers that their family's days have passed, so even if he loses everything inside and out in front of all the villagers today, he will not hesitate to do it.

"Dad, when you discuss the division of property at this time, Wu Chunhua will definitely open her mouth, but no matter how she barks, you must remember not to conflict with her, and how much to give in the end, whether it is money or food, don't be stingy, anyway, our family is not rich at the moment, even if it is all given to Wu Chunhua, there is not much to do. Rest assured, though, that won't be the case. After all, the captain is a fair and honest person, and he will definitely not have Wu Chunhua to do anything wrong. ”

Shui Daquan squinted his eyes slightly and glanced at Wu Chunhua. As expected, I saw the woman's black face that seemed to be able to squeeze out the ink. Now her heart is steady, it seems that what her daughter said is really right.

At this moment, I only heard the captain clear his throat and said to everyone: "Although the two of them will not stay together in the future, there is an old saying: brothers, settle accounts." Not to mention the two of them. So even if you are divorced, as long as it involves things like money and food, you can't be ambiguous at all. ”

"So, just now I have negotiated with Shui Daquan and Wu Chunhua, two comrades, and there are no different opinions between them on the way of distributing this property. So now I'm going to think about how these two people's things should be divided in front of the big guys. ”

"Poof", there was a low laugh in the crowd: "What's so good about this?" Captain, the eyes of this crowd are bright, no matter how many belongings the Shui Daquan brothers have, they are all he really saves day by day. But Wu Chunhua, she has been married to everyone for so many years, and from beginning to end, we have seen her work in the production team for a few days, and when did she earn more than five points? Besides, this equal pay for equal work has been practiced for so many years, and this time she didn't get five points, and even the whole production team couldn't find a second ...... lazier than her."

Before she finished speaking, Wu Chunhua on the side immediately choked back her words as if she had eaten gunpowder.

"Phew! What does it matter to you whether I like to work in the production team or not? Do you understand what it means to 'a good man walks to the county, and a good woman does not leave the hospital'? I'm staying at home and haven't eaten your rice and noodles, what qualifications do you have to talk about me here? Look at yourself again, your legs are thick ~ big, and you look at the flesh you have grown, can you earn enough ten jobs every time? Oh, it really makes people laugh off their big teeth, meddling and eating less pi! ”

Wu Chunhua was scolding comfortably, and the captain standing on the main seat immediately became furious: "What is the noise? Sister-in-law Wang, if I remember correctly, you came here today to be a witness, how can this property be distributed to you as a witness? ”

"And you, Wu Chunhua, I don't care how you messed with your man at home before. It's just that since you are on my territory today, you will honestly listen to my arrangement, and if you say another unpleasant word, you will not be given a single duck feather at that time! ”

After all, the captain is the captain, and he has long been familiar with this kind of women's bite, and he is also very easy to deal with. Sure enough, as soon as they finished speaking, the two who were still arguing were suddenly silent like deflated balls.

For a moment, the huge courtyard was so quiet that you could hear even a needle dropping it clearly.

"Clothes for each person, half of the food for each person, pots and pans are equally distributed, all kinds of furniture are discussed with each other, and all kinds of farm tools are taken according to each other......"

Before she finished speaking, Wu Chunhua on the side couldn't sit still: "Wait a minute! Captain, how do you divide the covers in this room? ”

"Hey......

After careful calculation, Wu Chunhua has been married to the Shui family for so many years, and there is really no shortage of good things, but the bedding in her own son Shuiyun House is a real cotton fabric, which she bought from the black market at a great price, and it was originally made for herself, but in order to hide people's eyes and ears and deceive Shui Daquan's foolish goods, she gritted her teeth and temporarily replaced Shui Yun.

Thinking about that quilt, whether it is the cotton used inside or the fabric outside, even the entire production team probably can't find a second one better than her, so if these things are left in the Shui family, it will be too cheap for them.

But at the moment, even private matters such as bedding have been moved to the table by Wu Chunhua for discussion, which naturally aroused the contempt of many people, and at the same time, the stinginess and meanness towards this woman have been refreshed to a higher level.

Wu Chunhua's words made the captain slightly stunned, and it took a long time to come to his senses.

"That's a thing. But then again, how many mattresses and quilts do you have in your house? ”

Wu Chunhua listened and cleared her throat vigorously: "Four mattresses and four quilts, but when I left the house before, I also took away a futon." When I came back and wanted to take it again, Shui Daquan didn't let me take it anymore......"

At this moment, Shui Daquan had already been scorched by the thick skin of Wu Chunhua, a woman, and glared at Wu Chunhua a few times, as if he wanted to make a few holes in her!

"You...... Wu Chunhua, do you still want to be shameless? You know it, you know that there are two children at home, you have been harsh to Yaoyao, and she can wear it if she eats and wears it short, why are you embarrassed to even grab your own children's things now? ”

Shui Daquan's righteous indignation not only did not make Wu Chunhua change his mind, but caused the other party to roll his eyes, and then snorted disdainfully, saying something that even everyone present couldn't stand it.

"Who said I wanted a stinky girl's stuff? Look at yourself from head to toe, inside and out, but full of bad luck, with your quilt, the old lady may have to pour eight lifetimes of blood mold......"

But this pale defense made everyone present jump to their feet with anger.

"Listen! Listen to what Wu Chunhua said, is it still a human talk? Speaking of Shui Yun, that kid is even more pitiful, he was abandoned by his mother at such a young age, and in the end, even the layer of cloth wrapped around his body had to be taken away by Wu Chunhua...... Alas......"

After this toss, Shui Daquan's temples were already pounding suddenly, if it weren't for the fact that there were so many people in this courtyard right now, he couldn't wait to go up and block Wu Chunhua's chattering and gibberish stinky mouth! I almost remembered Shui Yao's instructions to him again and again when he left, and finally clenched his fist vigorously, suppressing the fire in his belly, and finally, a few words popped out from between his teeth, loud and loud.

"Done! Here, I'll give it all to you! In the future, Yaoyao and Ah Yun will have nothing to do with you, people like you are not worthy of being a mother at all, since this is the case, you can hold that quilt and live your new life! ”

Seeing that Shui Daquan finally compromised, Wu Chunhua, the last thing on her mind was over, she couldn't help but smile, and a pair of eyes that were not too big were narrowed into a thin slit by her.

Seeing that the two didn't put forward any more opinions, the captain secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, as soon as this farce ended, there would be a lot less moths, and the whole production team would be able to have a few days of peace in the future: "Okay, this family is also divided, and the big guys are all scattered......"

After that, Wu Chunhua and Shui Daquan respectively put their fingerprints on the agreement written by the captain, and so far, the years-long marriage between the two has really come to an end.

Because there were still some things that had not been divided, Wu Chunhua was not in a hurry to go back to her parents' house, but followed closely behind Shui Daquan like a crocodile biting meat, looking at the man's pale face, Wu Chunhua knew that he was clearly on fire.

But who is Wu Chunhua? Her skin is a little thicker than the city wall, and Wu Chunhua didn't take it to heart at all for such a painless threat, and pretended to be affectionate and leaned in to Shui Daquan to remind.

"Hey, let me tell you, I'll have to pick the pots and pans at home later......"

In this regard, in exchange for a burst of ridicule from Shui Daquan: "Whatever you want, how to pick and choose, can you still conjure a flower for it?" I remember that I gave you a whole thing before, and I asked you to get a few sets of dishes and chopsticks with my month's salary, but in the end, you spent so much money and you brought back four defective products for me. It's just this, I guess I won't even look at the people who ask for food on the street, so I'll give it to you if you want it......"

As soon as the two returned home, Wu Chunhua immediately found the target, like a mouse, with a thief's light in her eyes, and began to carefully pull up in various houses as soon as she slipped away.

"This ...... This is a good thing, I want it! ”

"This set of plates is also good, I asked for ......"

"And this ......"

"The ......"

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