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Wang Jinbao pursed his lips, thinking that anyway, the sister-in-law in front of him was at least ten years older than him, and everyone usually joked about it, but he didn't see her in a hurry, so he said with a wicked smile

"Look at you, a typical person who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic! What do you call me blatantly molesting my sister-in-law, I call it experience sharing!"

Li Wenqiang smiled, looked at Wang Jinbao, and said in a weird way

"Why don't you feed the piglets on the boar, why do you also have *** on your body, didn't the teacher teach you when you were in high school biology? Obviously, not only have you handed it over, but you kid am afraid that you have also done in-depth theoretical and practical research! Since you know everything, why do you have to ask your sister-in-law, such a sensitive topic, may I ask you that this is not blatant flirtation, what is it?"

Wang Jinbao glared, thinking that although it was more delicious than dumplings and fun than his sister-in-law, his brother also had a bottom line of being a man, and he wanted to refute it immediately, but many of the people at the scene were uncles, and his father, who had always been serious, was still standing not far away, so he glared fiercely

"Okay, it's okay to talk nonsense outside for a day, but today at home, you'd better keep a door on your lips, otherwise be careful that my brother and others will make you a kid and walk around without eating!"

As soon as the words fell, Wang Jinlong found out where his classmates were chatting, so he said a little angrily

"You two are about the same, I don't see the big guys are busy, why are you embarrassed, where are you standing? And Wen Qiang! Wen Qiang! I'm not talking about you, are you here to help, or are you running to my house to hide! Let you go and get a basin, and put the pig's head in it, but the pig's head hurts over and over again, but your basin is dead or alive, are you going to buy it? ”

Wang Jinbao looked at his brother who was extremely embarrassed, carrying a pig's head the size of a basin in both hands, how funny and funny it was, and then said with an extremely helpless smile

"Why don't you put the pig's head on the ground first, and wait for my brother Wenqiang to bring the basin, you are putting it in, and it will be over as soon as you wash it! Aren't you uncomfortable carrying it like this? ”

Wang Jinlong glared

"Put it on the ground and don't get dirty! You're going to have a day and you're going to have questions! ”

Li Wenqiang was directly overjoyed when he heard this, and said with a smile while walking towards the basin

"Oops! Golden Dragon! Don't talk about Jinbao, everyone knows that he has developed limbs, a simple mind, and a relatively simple way to think about problems! ”

Wang Jinbao pursed his lips, he wanted to come as a guest, although what people said, but when he thought about this guy again, he was like a good person with his brother, why not have a good break with him, so he said with a wicked smile

"Oops! Brother Wenlong! Since you said that I have developed limbs and a simple mind, then let me ask you a question, let's not say that pigs are famous for being dirty, may I ask the pig's head has been cut off, may I ask the pig that it knows pain? Or do you know itchy? Why do we, a big living person, want to exhaust ourselves to death for a dead beast, don't you have a habit of cleanliness?"

Wang Jinlong glanced at him fiercely when he saw this

"The pig's head is the day after tomorrow on the night of the New Year, to be placed on the stove to offer the king of the stove, if it is dirty, it is not a great disrespect to the king of the stove! Why are you Brother Wenlong, I made a joke with you, you can't still talk about it! ”

Wang Jinbao turned his head and took a look, and found that Li Wenlong's face had already looked like he had just been dug out of the furnace, so he pursed his lips, and was just about to change the topic and alleviate this embarrassing little situation, Wang Peng carried the urine bubble that had just been dug out of the pig's belly, and ran to Zhang Xiao very happily

"Mom, my uncle soaked in pig urine, help me cut it off, you quickly tie it up with a rope for me, and then I can kick it as a ball!"

Zhang Xiao looked at the smell of lard and urine all over the sky, pinched her nose tightly, and said extremely embarrassed

"Pig urine bubbles are not tied up with ropes, they can be kicked like balls! You have to tear off the lard on the outside, then squeeze out the urine inside, and finally put it in the loess mound, keep wearing flat shoes, keep kneading until it gets bigger, and then cut off a small bamboo joint, fill it with a pump, and when it is the size of a small watermelon, then tie it up with a rope, so that it can be played like a ball! It's so dirty and so troublesome, it's better to wait for your dad to come back from the market and let him get it for you slowly! ”

When Wang Peng heard this, he instantly smoked and hugged Zhang Xiao's leg

"Mom, I don't care! I'm going to play now! My dad rushed to the market, who knows when he will come back! You can get it for me now! ”

When Wang Jinbao heard this, he remembered that when he was a child, he killed a pig one year, and his uncle gave him a pig urine bubble, and let him blow it up and play with it, but the family was busy, and a few of their friends cut off a small section of bamboo from the broom, inserted it directly, and blew it directly towards the big one with his mouth, but because of this thing, I heard that it was going to be filled with a basin of pig urine, but when it was cut off, the palm was bigger, and the elasticity could be imagined. When he used all his strength to blow loudly, Xiaoqiang, a little friend next to him, gently pinched it with his hand

"Jinbao, you blow it well! Come and I'll try to pinch it, don't be blown up by you, we'll have nothing to do later! ”

As a result, before Wang Jinbao could speak, this guy worked hard with both hands, and the residual liquid in the pig urine bubble instantly rushed into his mouth, just took it out of his mouth, and pinched it with his hand angrily, but splashed his pig urine again, and then slammed the pig urine bubble and fell to the ground

"Xiaoqiang, what do you mean! I didn't take the bamboo tube out of my mouth, what are you pinching! What's there to pinch! I drank a mouthful of pig urine and didn't say anything, and I was sprayed all over the face! Now I have to give it back to you, stuff this pig urine bubble all into your mouth, so that you can drink enough at once! ”

As soon as the words fell, the two people scuffled together, and began to roll on the ground, and the adults who were killing pigs came over after finding out, pulled the two apart, and threw the pig urine bubble to the big yellow dog that was dripping with a hara, and said extremely angrily

"I gave it to the dog, and I wagged my tail when I saw it! Give you two guys, it's okay if it's not fun, and if you fight, then don't play! Play with mud next to it! ”

Wang Jinbao sneered when he thought of this, but he happened to be seen by Zhang Xiao, his eyes rolled and he smiled evilly, touching his son's head

"Peng Peng, I just remembered that your Uncle Jin Bao is an expert in playing this, hurry up and bring it to him, and I promise to blow it bigger than a basketball for you!"

When Wang Jinbao heard this, he immediately pretended to be present, picked up a branch, stuffed it into the temporary stove, and said with a wry smile

"Okay, sister-in-law! Don't make fun of me anymore! I'm such a big person, if you play this thing again, you're not afraid of others laughing off your big teeth! Besides, I'm still busy, who will boil hot water when I leave! ”

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