As soon as the words fell, Yue Gang instantly broke down, and pointed at Shi Wentao and said

"Little bee! Don't you hear that this half-brained person is scolding your family Li Yun for being a dinosaur! Hurry up and sting him! ”

Shi Wentao pursed his lips and glared angrily, followed by some helplessness

"Oops! My class leader, please don't fool me into climbing a telephone pole! Don't you know that as long as a bee stings a person once, there are only a few minutes left in Yangshou, and I don't seem to have offended you! Why are you pushing me to death? That's too unkind, isn't it? There are also Qi Qian and Li Yun living in the same dormitory, is half of the brain scolding our family Li Yun alone? Why don't you come out for your little rascals! ”

Yue Xiu rolled her eyes angrily, and said helplessly

"You kid, don't pretend to be confused, what did you and Li Yun do in Crab Ditch! Don't you count it in your own heart? And the little rascal and I didn't even go into the crab ditch at all, let alone say something happened! Therefore, the two of me and the little rascals are just simple classmates, and you and Li Yun are out-and-out lovers! Therefore, this limelight and unequal opportunities for me are naturally yours! ”

When Shi Wentao heard this, he saw that the big guys were staring at him in unison, so he hurriedly said with a smile

"Look what you're talking about! In addition to catching crabs in the crab ditch, what else can I do! That's right, I was in the crab ditch, and when I caught the crab, I didn't meet you and the little rascal! But listening to them, Qi Qian is like a dog every day, almost slipping the lawn of the football field directly into a desert, shouldn't you go to force him out? ”

Yue Gang glared fiercely and said helplessly

"You kid can't talk at all! Do you know what is the tone of life? Haven't you heard that one hundred steps after dinner, live to ninety-nine, me and Xiao Qiqian, that is after dinner, in order to develop healthy living habits, have a healthy body for a walk, and discuss life together! How can in your vicious mouth, a good one has become a dog walker! The next time we go, we'll pull you on with a rope! By the way, listening to what you said just now, I didn't meet me and Qi Qian in the crab ditch, did you meet anything else?"

When Shi Wentao heard this, he was instantly stunned in place, because Yue Xiugang's question seems to be nothing on the surface, but in fact it is very mysterious, because of the secret of Crab Ditch, as long as you are not a nerd in school, no matter whether you are a boy or girl, you know a little bit about it, if you answer and see a man and a woman, this is obviously inappropriate, because this involves personal rights! If you see that boy really ran to the crab ditch to catch crabs, there is only one possibility, the brain is absolutely not enough, just when he was thinking about the inappropriate words for himself just now, when he was distressed, Wang Jinbao washed his face and walked in with a basin.

When Shi Wentao saw this scene, he thought to himself, oops! It's really worthy of God to help me, what do you really want, I should buy a lottery ticket today, I can't win the first prize, that's at least a special prize, and then my mind is full of myself and Li Yun, pretending to take him to catch crabs, and then think about this guy, that's a well-known half of the brain, the root doesn't need to explain to Yue Gang Thinking about it, Le almost laughed, but he couldn't hold back, and hurriedly patted Wang Jinbao on the shoulder and said

"Oops! You wash your face! It's slower than even girls! Have you counted the pores on your face? Why did it take so long to come back! ”

Wang Jinbao glanced at it, thinking that this was simply too abnormal, if it had been placed in the past, he would have been pressed on Zhang Zhaochun's bed by this guy and Yue Gang, and his nose and eyes were swollen, and he actually smiled and spoke today, it was too abnormal, he was still careful, I wanted to say that the dinosaurs just now did not include the girls of Engineering 051, but Engineering 051 belonged to the whole of the school, and belonged to the typical three hundred taels of silver here, so he pushed this guy's hand away and said coldly

"Please, take your hands away! Don't move your hands and feet! ”

Shi Wentao was stunned for a moment, then pursed his lips, put his hand on Wang Jinbao's shoulder again, and said with a sly smile

"Oops! said that you have a smiling face like a woman, how can you wash your face, and you really become a woman! Look at your point! It's so sad! ”

Wang Jinbao pushed his hand away again and said impatiently

"Oops! I'm a man and a woman, and we've lived in the same dormitory for so long, don't you know? Are you an idiot? What are you talking about, don't ramble here, do you mean it? ”

Shi Wentao rubbed his hands angrily, and then said with a smile that Wang Jinbao squeezed

"Hehehe, Brother Jinbao is really a smart person, since you are so simple, then I won't go around the corner, I said in the crab ditch, meet you and catch the crab, the squad leader he doesn't believe it! Do you say we met that day? ”

Wang Jinbao's first reaction when he heard it, that is, could it be that he was halfway up the mountain, when he saw Shi Wentao and Li Yun talking about love, he found out about this kid on his back, and wanted to deny it immediately, but then he thought about it wrong, at that time, this grandson, who was busy blowing out the lamp, didn't say that his cat was there, in the grass dozens of meters away, even if he stood behind him, I am afraid he would not have time to take care of it, and besides, this kid didn't have eyes on the back of his head, how could he see it behind his back, and then his eyes rolled

"What a time! I have nothing to do, I run the crab ditch, do you eat the crab steamed or fried? Besides, they are so big when they come back, they can't stuff their teeth enough, and they are so small that they are covered in mineral water bottles, what are they doing to hurt the heavens and reason! ”

Shi Wentao was instantly anxious when he heard this, and his eyes widened and he said

"Oops! You kid, don't cry here and fake mercy, when I went out with Li Yun to discuss literature one day, didn't I meet you at the door of the phone booth? Didn't I go with you in the end? ”

Wang Jinbao glared at Shi Wentao, thinking to himself that you were a monkey brother, and asked you to match me at that time, but you pulled my brother and my dream lover into your arms, brother, I didn't care about you, you will still be in the crab ditch, those things are in the pile of people, please are you showing off, how clever your means of chasing girls are, or insulting me in disguise My brain is not enough, you can bully me honestly, but you don't insult my IQ, since you are not benevolent, then don't blame me for not being righteous, open your mouth and talk nonsense who won't, Then he rolled his eyes and said with a wicked smile

"Oh! You said it was that day! ”

Shi Wentao seemed to hear the sound of heaven, and said excitedly

"That's right! Right! Right! What day it is! "繶䂕N୎ᰠ⩲㩧晎䭜ᴠg끥节ⱻN・䵑㦍֖ژȰ