Unexpectedly, the boss, who had been keeping the radio silent next to him, patted Wang Jinbao on the shoulder and said meaningfully

"Brother! There's nothing to be ashamed of eating soft rice! Don't forget that as long as you can eat soft rice for a lifetime, it is also a success! Now go to the phone, my brother will lend you the bank card! ”

Wang Jinbao thought that although he told a lie, he had to use countless lies to make a round, but he had already dug a pit and lived in dire straits, and he couldn't make mistakes again and again

"What else do you want to do? Not to mention anything else, you don't pee first, and when you look like you, you dare to think about eating soft rice! I really dare to think about anything! Do you think that women in the world are like me, not blind with glasses, but directly without growth, looking for you to eat in the bowl, looking at the things in the pot, and a white-eyed wolf who can't be fed! ”

The boss hurriedly grabbed the hand of the proprietress and begged bitterly

"Oops! All right! Hurry up and let go, so many people are watching! Can you save me some face, let's go back and talk about it! Besides, I'm not enlightening Xiao Wang? Take 10,000 steps back and say that even if I have that thief's heart, I don't have that thief's courage! The most important thing is that your pocket is cleaner than your face, I really don't know what you're worried about all day long? Can you be a little more confident! ”

The proprietress tugged hard, looked at it with love-hate eyes, tugged at her ear, and then let go and said sneeringly

"You'd better be honest with me, boy! It's best to dispel some ideas as soon as possible, otherwise I won't let you eat and walk around! ”

The boss rubbed his ears and said with a squint

"Madame!"

Wang Jinbao sighed when he saw this, thinking that if this was in the bedroom, should it be time to discuss the origin of life together, so he said helplessly

"Shouldn't I avoid the two of you, or just clear the scene for you! When you're done with 300 rounds of two battles, we'll come back in! ”

I didn't expect the proprietress to come directly

"Cut! A frosted eggplant is still fighting for 300 rounds, and whether it can enter and exit three rounds is now unknown! ”

The boss stared at the key parts of the boss lady with his eyes, and said with a wicked smile

"Really? Why don't you try it? ”

The proprietress was turned off in an instant, and said with a red face

"Neurotic! It's almost forty! There is no shape all day long! This is talking about Xiao Wang's affairs, what are you messing around? ”

The boss glanced at Wang Jinbao and patted him on the shoulder

"Go get the phone through now! Send your card number to us! Don't forget that someone offers to spend money on you, and that's really a success! But if you really feel that this is a bit embarrassing, then you can save the money first, and if it becomes a decent gift for your girlfriend! Stay as a token of your family! If the conversation collapses in the future, then add some more money, buy something memorable, as a breakup gift, give it to your girlfriend, and draw a happy end to the unsatisfactory love! Don't forget that money is innocent! The most important thing is that you can live up to the people of the world, but you must not live up to the heart of someone who loves you! ”

Wang Jinbao licked his lips and said with some embarrassment

"If you don't give the card number today, what will happen to the little girl!"

Unexpectedly, the boss sneered

"Humph! Haven't you heard that there are no ifs in life, only results and consequences! According to what you said just now, your girlfriend is not only an infatuated woman, but also a fierce woman, today you don't give the card number, the result is that you haven't held hands, so you wave your little hand and say goodbye! The consequence is that your mouth is bitter, and you can only swallow it towards your stomach when you knock out your teeth, and you can't tell people, because everything is caused by your own hands! ”

Wang Jinbao was in a dilemma when he heard this, and then said extremely helplessly

"Hey! Elder brother! You're right! But I really don't have a bank card! What's more, it's the kind of passbook and card! Isn't this about human life? ”

The proprietress was directly happy, looked at Wang Jinbao and said with a smile

"Xiao Wang, how could you say that a smart person like you would ask such a stupid question! Bank cards! Bank cards! It's called a card that only has a bank! You didn't naturally go to the bank to get one! Now you ask, you netizen! Wrong! Ask your friend which bank she wants! If the bank she said doesn't have in our town, then go to the city and get one! Such a good girl can be cherished! If you miss it, I'm afraid it will not only be a relationship, but also a lifetime of happiness! ”

Wang Jinbao scratched his head and said extremely embarrassed

"Hey! I always feel a little deceitful about other girls, and I don't think it's beautiful! Isn't that too inauthentic? ”

The boss glanced at it and said with a wicked smile

"What's this! Zhou Yu beats Huang Gai, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer! What you want me to do, what's not authentic! Don't forget! You can't be too honest, especially in the relationship between men and women, don't forget to fool this thing and use it well, sometimes it's also a kind of combat power! When you fall in love, you must always maintain this kind of strong combat effectiveness, because only by conquering the mountains and rivers on her body can you have a country that truly belongs to you! ”

The proprietress stared at her in complete surprise and said

"Really? I didn't expect you kid to hide deep enough! After living together for so many years, I didn't find out that you are shameless, and your experience in pickling girls is so sophisticated and unique, in other words, people who have such experience must be people with stories, so you can tell me, you have conquered for so many years, how many innocent girls' mountains and rivers! How big is your territory! ”

When Wang Jinbao saw this, he pinched a handful of sweat tightly for the boss, thinking that this is the legendary smugness, and it is time to move if he can't get his ears right, but the boss smiled badly

"Hey! When I heard you say this, I am a married woman! You don't know what to say and blush, you won't touch it in combination with yourself! How embarrassed to ask me such a question, are you an idiot? ”

Wang Jinbao found that the two of them began to flirt and scold again, sighed, came to the phone, and with extreme anxiety, carefully dialed the phone of Li Chunyan's dormitory, but it rang four times, and still no one answered, when he was about to hang up, he didn't expect Li Chunyan to pick up the phone and said angrily

"What's the fight? What's there to fight! Still don't let people sleep? ”

Wang Jinbao licked his mouth and hurriedly said with a hippie smile

"Oops! All right! I was wrong! Is it okay not to be angry? ”

(End of chapter)