Chapter 555: You grew up eating whistles

Some cats and dogs who didn't know what they were were walking around the unfinished building, and Ye Yuan had a full view of the situation.

He waited for these beam-jumping clowns to come to him for trouble, and as long as they dared to come, he dared to let them come and die.

Some people always think that they are the praying mantis that catches the summer cicada, but they don't know that in the eyes of the summer cicada, he is just a weaker thing than an ant.

"Come on, clowns, show me how funny you are and how funny it is."

Ye Yuan was lying on the bed, with Erlang's legs crossed and a popsicle in his mouth.

The electric fan is blowing on the side, and the spicy duck rack exudes the enticing fragrance of saliva.

There was a noise from the wooden door, and it was Zhang Lanxin knocking on the door. Ye Yuan's heart moved slightly, and the wooden door opened directly, Zhang Lanxin was not surprised at all.

Because she was used to Ye Yuan's various magical methods.

"Brother Ye Yuan, I'm here to play with you."

Zhang Lanxin said with a sweet smile.

Looking at the sweet smile on Zhang Lanxin's face, Ye Yuan felt that his heart was about to melt. He sat up from the bed and took out two phones from the space storage ring.

He handed a mobile phone to Zhang Lanxin, and then he said to Zhang Lanxin: "Xinxin, let's play games together." ”

Zhang Lanxin took the mobile phone from Ye Yuan's hand, and when she touched Ye Yuan's warm hand, the waves in her heart rippled. She said happily: "Okay, I like to play games with Brother Ye Yuan the most." ”

Ye Yuan said: "Then I'll play Meng Tian, you can play Daji." ”

Zhang Lanxin smiled sweetly, made an OK gesture at Ye Yuan, and said, "Okay, I'll play Daji to assist you." ”

Ye Yuan and Zhang Lanxin played happily on the bed.

"I, Meng Tian, is simply killing indiscriminately!"

Ye Yuan said very proudly and excitedly.

"My Daji is crazy support, it's simply the strongest support on the surface!"

The two of them played games in bed, from noon to evening. When Sister Moon is locked in her throat by a masked dark cloud.

Some clowns who jumped off the beam finally couldn't sit still.

"Boss, it's time for us to take action against the Source Sect!"

"Okay, the plan to destroy the Source Sect, start executing it now!!"

Under the cover of the night, six guys dressed like endurance, like ghosts, quietly sneaked into the unfinished building.

On the bed, Zhang Lanxin applauded Ye Yuan excitedly, and said loudly: "Brother Ye Yuan, your skills are really good!" ”

Ye Yuan hooked the corners of his mouth and said triumphantly: "That is, I am Meng Tian in national clothes, and the wolf hunter on the opposite side just took my head once, and then dared to ridicule me, but what happened, I was stunned to chase him and kill indiscriminately, among my thirty-two heads, there were twenty-two heads, and they were his." With this technique, he actually dares to show off his superiority in the national costume Pei Baohu, I just want to say to him Choking Mora. ”

"Let's have another game, I'm going to be the King of Glory soon!" Zhang Lanxin said.

Ye Yuan didn't play another game with Zhang Lanxin, but quit the game, turned off his mobile phone, and said to Zhang Lanxin: "We've all been playing games for a day, it's time to watch a show and relax." ”

"Watching a show?"

Zhang Lanxin was a little puzzled.

"What kind of show are you watching?"

Ye Yuan grinned and said: Heshun

"Watch a bunch of beam-jumping clowns and give us a show called 'Jump into Hell.'"

"Jumping into hell? Why haven't I heard of this show? ”

"You'll soon know what kind of show this is."

There was a very mysterious smile on the corner of Ye Yuan's mouth.

Zhang Lanxin looked at the smile on the corner of Ye Yuan's mouth, and immediately looked forward to the show "Jumping into Hell".

"Squeak~~!"

The wooden door suddenly opened by itself.

"Whew~~~"

Immediately, a demonic wind poured into the room from outside the door.

Zhang Lanxin suddenly felt very strange.

How can the wind blow in the kind of closed corridor outside the door?

"It's weird."

Zhang Lanxin muttered quietly.

Then she suddenly saw a very terrible scene.

I saw that there were only two people in the room, she and Ye Yuan, and suddenly there were six more figures.

"Ah~~ Who are you!"

Zhang Lanxin was directly frightened and screamed loudly.

Several black-clothed intruders endured and covered their ears one after another.

A black-clothed ninja also complained to Zhang Lanxin: "Hey, hey, you must have grown up eating whistles, you must have been!" ”

"Huh?"

Being complained about by the ninja in black like this, Zhang Lanxin suddenly felt very puzzled.

She looked at the black-clothed ninja who complained about her curiously, and said, "Why are you so sure that I grew up eating whistles?" But I didn't grow up eating whistles. One thing to say, to be honest, I've never eaten a whistle, not once. Do you know why I haven't eaten a whistle once? Because I'm not a fool, I've always known that something like a whistle is for blowing, not eating. Things like soup noodles and dumplings are meant to be eaten. So you're so sure that I grew up eating whistles, aren't you a fool? ”

After speaking, Zhang Lanxin was also very considerate to give the black-clothed ninja a caring look for the mentally retarded.

This black-clothed ninja never thought that he was just complaining about this girl, but the girl directly explained to him with a serious face that a large section of whistles is not edible, and soup noodles and dumplings are eaten. Who doesn't know this! Even if you ask a three-year-old child about whistles and soup noodles and dumplings, who blows and who eats, he can answer.

As a civil and military all-rounder with basic education and higher education, how could he not even know this bit of common sense.

What made him feel even more numb and speechless was that after this silly white sweet girl explained to him a long time, she also looked at him with a caring eye for mentally handicapped children.

"This girl, I was wrong just now, you didn't grow up eating whistles, you grew up eating walnuts that were caught in the door. I advise you to go back and eat more lotus roots, as for why I let you eat more lotus roots. It's because you're so lacking in heart. Hurry up and eat some lotus root to replenish your heart and eyes, I really have nothing to say to you! ”

Listening to the conversation between the black-clothed ninja and Zhang Lanxin, Ye Yuan felt very coke, and he didn't hold back for a while, and even put a smile on his lips.

Zhang Lanxin keenly caught the smile on the corner of Ye Yuan's mouth.

She asked curiously, "What makes you so coke?" ”

(To be continued...... )