Chapter 365: Black Humor
The seven fairies who just sat in the front row of the voice sighed with a crying voice, Wang Jinbao because his tears were extremely low, when watching TV, he could often make lovers happy when they finally became dependents, and the tears were like watching the last funeral, this time was no exception, when Li Jilu took off his glasses and rubbed his red eyes, the tip of his nose instantly became sore, and he shed hot tears. glanced at Wang Jinbao's extremely funny and funny expression, and his eyes lit up in an instant, thinking that this guy has always been the pistachio in the class, why not borrow two tears from him to give everyone a black humor, and then patted him on the shoulder, his expression was extremely serious, and he said seriously
"Jinbao, don't cry! I know that you are reluctant to Li Yun, and there will be fewer opportunities to meet in the future! But don't be afraid! Let's not talk about these three months, we are still in school, in a classroom, if you want to see it, although you can't look up now! But if you want to see, you can still see it up close by taking a few extra steps after class! Take 10,000 steps back and say that even if you go to the third gas production plant in the future, although the area of the Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region is very large, we are in a factory, no matter how it is distributed, the distance between everyone will definitely not be too far, if you want to meet, there are still opportunities! If you can't find someone, call me and promise to let you see her in the shortest possible time! Be obedient and don't cry! My eyes are red and swollen from crying, and I will be in the graduation photo tomorrow, but it won't look good! ”
As soon as the words fell into the classroom, Li Yun looked at Meng Junhong angrily and said
"Veteran! You hate it! I've always treated you like a big brother, treating you as an honest person, but I didn't expect you to bully me too! ”
Shi Wentao's heart was sour when he heard this, and he wanted to ask Meng Junhong what he meant by this, could he be air, but the head teacher was standing on the podium after all, and then his eyes rolled and he said with a wicked smile
"Veteran! It's okay! Haven't you heard that it's not a sin for a man to cry and cry! He is atoning for his ignorance and foolishness! As for the photograph, he didn't have eyebrows and eyes, even if his eyes were crying like a nest, the effect was the same! ”
Mom Meng Junhong smiled, turned around and glanced at Shi Wentao, and pretended to be helpless
"Little bee! Why are you everywhere! I'm here to comfort Wang Jinbao with a scarred heart! You have successfully snatched Li Yun from him, and now you have nothing to do, what are you doing in the well! Is your heart really made of stone? Can't you just have a little bit of love? ”
Shi Wentao rolled his eyes angrily
"Veteran! I don't like to hear what you say! What do you mean I snatched Li Yun from him! Could it be that in your eyes, Li Yun is just a thing? Besides, what I said is also true, if Wang Jinbao has eyebrows and eyes, how can the big guy call him half a brain?"
Meng Junhong was stunned when he heard this, and then immediately asked Shi Wentao
"Look at you, since the big guys are called Wang Jinbao half brains, he is already a brain-dead person, in other words, a vulnerable person, you can't do anything if you don't sympathize, but I don't know anything now! You just asked Li Yun if this is a thing here, then I want to ask you if Li Yun is a thing! ”
Shi Wentao pursed his lips and immediately retorted
"Veteran, please don't chew the words here, okay! Li Yun is our classmate, and he is also a member of the Seven Fairies, how can it be a thing! ”
Meng Junhong looked at Shi Wentao, with extremely rich facial expressions, remembering that he sold dog meat on the head of a sheep, used Wang Jinbao's money to buy lollipops, coaxed his girlfriend for himself, and did such an inauthentic thing, he was not angry, so he continued to ask rhetorically
"Oops! Don't talk about all this uselessness! It is said that you are also a little bee, and it is impossible to become a cowherd! You can say now whether Li Yun is a thing or not! But in your eyes, Li Yun is actually not a thing! ”
Shi Wentao was directly anxious when he heard this, and roared extremely angrily
"Veteran, please don't want me to tolerate you as my incompetence! Good and dignified, may I ask what you are scolding Li Yun for! Excuse me if you are something! ”
When Wang Jinbao heard this, his eyes lit up instantly, and he found that the time was ripe, so he patted Meng Junhong's shoulder extremely helplessly, and said helplessly
"Oops! Veteran! Never mind! On the question of whether Li Yun is a thing, isn't it obvious that you are embarrassing people when you ask him? How can you do this! Can you be kind! ”
Meng Junhong was stunned in place for an instant, thinking to himself that his brother Monkey brother helped you, how could he still help something happen, are you really like what they said is a half-brained, but as the saying goes, help people to the end, send the Buddha to the west, first glared fiercely, and then said with some irritability
"That's it! You'd better keep quiet! Otherwise, others will be tired and tired, build a platform for half a day, and you will tear down nothing at all! Shi Wentao just said that Li Yun is not a thing, why did he become my scolding in the blink of an eye! And I just asked him two words, why is it not unkind to you! Can you tell the difference between good and bad all day long, and can you understand people's words! ”
Wang Jinbao glanced at it, and wanted to refute it immediately, and asked Meng Junhong if he didn't understand people's words, did he say bird language, but if he made fun of others in public, then he would become a good and bad bastard, and now the key to the problem is that the muzzle must be unanimous to the outside world, and Shi Wentao will be taken down first, so he smiled faintly, pursed his lips and said helplessly
"Oops! Veteran, look at what you're talking about! You asked Shi Wentao this question, there is indeed no big problem, but you ignore the fact that you just called him a little bee, let's not talk about bees, they are not the same kind as us, they are animals at best, the most important thing is that in the eyes of bees, there are only endless flowers, where is there such a thing as a thing! So even if you ask tomorrow morning, you're afraid you won't get the answer you want! Do you think what I said makes sense? ”
Meng Jinhong was directly happy when she heard this, and hurriedly patted Wang Jinbao on the shoulder, and said with a happy smile
"Oops! Look at my brain, since I have forgotten such a crucial premise! ”
Before Meng Junhong's words were played, Shi Wentao instantly became anxious, and his eyes widened and said
"Veteran, you and this half-brain, what the hell do you mean! Something's in trouble for me! Don't accuse Sang of scolding Huai and hurting the innocent! ”