Chapter 91: Strong Real Man
"Hello friends in the live broadcast room, I am a ghost exorcist with human nature, my name is Bai Xiaochuan, because the fifty-year-old virgin Lao Cai Tou went to find the mystery of a man's strength, so I will broadcast it live for you today, I hope you like it!" Bai Xiaochuan gestured to the screen with scissor jarate.
"Big guy, big guy...... Ahh......hh It's the first time I've seen the big guy so closely, and I'm already on the verge of a heart attack......"
"Let's take a look, the big guy is called a live broadcast, Lao Cai is too far behind!"
"6666, big guy, when will we have fun fighting zombies......"
"The big guy is so handsome, although I am a man, but I am also fascinated by it, why don't we start a relationship now......"
"The user ate too much and didn't digest it, and was kicked out of the room by the administrator Dongsheng Xiaomi......"
After a flurry of spaceship rockets on the screen, someone finally asked.
"Big guy, why is this zombie kicking!"
Finally someone asked for the point.
Bai Xiaochuan looked at the vest, it was Dongsheng Fengmucheng, and couldn't help but admire, he was really a good child who loved to learn.
He cleared his throat and said, "That's a good question, you are very good, you are very good, today I will explain to you that zombies can kick their legs!" ”
Everybody will be quiet.
The things taught by Bai Xiaochuan live broadcast are all simple and easy to learn, and the effect is very good.
Now almost all the people in the live broadcast room have opened their yin and yang eyes, got rid of the shackles of arm armor and detectors, and everyone goes out with sanitary napkins...... Red dragon and boy urine.
Because of these second tricks taught by Bai Xiaochuan, the success rate of these people in performing tasks has been greatly improved, and the danger factor has been reduced linearly.
Everyone was grateful and admired for Bai Xiaochuan.
And zombies are very rare in the Federation, and even less is known about them.
No one wants to miss an opportunity to improve themselves.
"Zombies are a kind of ghosts in a broad sense, because he also relies on the evolution of yin energy, compared to ghosts, he has a hard body and strong strength, which makes everyone have a headache to deal with......
People watching the live broadcast nodded their heads frequently unconsciously.
But isn't it, this thing is generally recommended to be burned with fire, and the relative win rate on the front is extremely low, I didn't look at Lin Bin's five-grade master, and I fled.
"But zombies are not without weaknesses!" Bai Xiaochuan said: "The black donkey's hooves, just the thing that was snatched away by Lin Lao Er just now, stuffed into the zombie's mouth, can make him not move......
"Is it so amazing? Big man, don't lie to me, I'm ...... low-cultured"
"User culture people were kicked out of the room by Dongsheng Xiaomi......"
"What the big guy says is what he says, and he dares to doubt the big guy ...... "Dongsheng Xiaomi."
Bai Xiaochuan: "......"
This girl has violent tendencies!
"Big guy, why can the black donkey's hooves keep zombies moving? Does this make any sense? ”
As soon as Bai Xiaochuan wanted to speak, he suddenly felt a little bad, how can I tell you that it is because Zhang Guo is riding a black donkey, so zombies are afraid of this thing?
This is especially the interstellar age, and we need to talk about science.
He coughed and said, "The black donkey's hooves contain a strange insulating substance, and when the donkey's hooves enter the mouth, they can immediately isolate the static resistance on the zombie's body, and the zombie will lose its mobility...... As for what substance it is, it hasn't been thoroughly studied......"
When he said this, his own heart was empty.
It's such a profound science, but my buddy doesn't understand it at all, and I hope it won't be exposed.
As it turned out, he thought too much.
"The big guy is so awesome, you can figure it out, why haven't we ever thought about it!"
"That's it, the black donkey's hooves are zombies, the big guy must have spent a lot of exercises to study it!"
"The big guy has worked hard, and the little spaceship is not a tribute......"
The people in the live broadcast room are very happy, they learned another trick today, and from now on, they are not afraid of facing zombies.
The spaceship and rockets flew around on the screen, dazzling Bai Xiaochuan.
These gifts were all received by the people in the live broadcast room who sincerely thanked him.
The big guy live broadcast, always asks questions, never hides himself, it can be seen how noble the character is, although occasionally perverted, but it is really good for everyone.
I can't buy this knowledge of exorcism.
Any of these are enough to increase combat effectiveness from the bottom.
It's all the credit of the big guys.
Bai Xiaochuan was happy, and he almost didn't go crazy when he turned his head, "Lao Cai...... Damn, what are you doing with his clothes? ”
This old thing is looking at zombie clothes all over his face.
The zombies danced wildly with their hands, but they were stuck under their feet, and they were still pulling lightly, and they couldn't move, and they couldn't stop it at all.
Bai Xiaochuan's live broadcast lasted less than five minutes, and the zombies were all naked immediately.
A shriveled skin is exposed, covered with green fluff!
The people in the live broadcast room were almost confused.
It doesn't matter if the ghost is worried that the big guy is not serious, who calls someone a big guy? It's understandable that it's a bit of a quirk or something.
There's only a thin line between a genius and a madman, and that's the type of guy who is the boss.
But you Lao Cai is a yarn, and you actually did such a thing that people and gods are angry about!
When Lao Cai heard Bai Xiaochuan's words, he didn't raise his head and said: "I wonder if the zombies are all hard, whether his little brother has always been hard......"
"Wouldn't he feel bad if he had been hard all the time?"
"If we can find the secret of his hard state, we won't be rich......"
Bai Xiaochuan has a black line, this product has really fallen into the eyes of money, men are hard and zombies are hard, are they completely different?
Not to be confused.
Lao Cai's words were heard by everyone in the live broadcast room.
A group of people watching the live broadcast were all stunned.
Lao Cai's brain hole has flown out of the sky, can you think of this kind of thing?
The Neurological Hospital will definitely have his place in the future.
", Brother Bai, come and see, this guy has really been hard ......"
Lao Cai said in surprise.
You are a surprise fart, Bai Xiaochuan couldn't smile bitterly.
"This Nima is a strong real man, if the golden gun doesn't fall, I'll beat you there......" Lao Cai said with admiration.
Old man Chen, as a zombie, felt insulted, his face was full of anger, and his two arms were scratching around.
The old man ducked to the side, took a small stone, and flicked his fingers.
"Whew......"
Hit the zombie's little brother.
"Pop" the stone shattered.
Lao Cai was suddenly shocked: "Look at you, whether you are a hardcore real man, you are not so hard......"
Bai Xiaochuan's face is dark, Lao Tzu is as hard as him, he is not a human being.
The little white fox was crouching on the side, two small paws covering its eyes.
Shameless old you!
Bai Xiaochuan walked up to him, observed it carefully, and said, "It's really hard......"
The audience in the live broadcast room suddenly became noisy.
"Look at it, it's really hard......"
"Envy zombies, hard once in a lifetime, hard once in a lifetime...... Sure enough, he is a good man! ”
"If I had this kind of function, it would be amazing, Lao Tzu would rather be infertile for life!"
"Well, aren't we looking at exorcism......
As soon as this sentence came out, the live broadcast room was silent......