Chapter 276: Self-inflicted
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The Peak Locust Emperor opened his mouth, intending to eat the fried insect flower.
As a result, Ye Yuan suddenly removed the fried insect flower in front of the peak locust emperor.
The Peak Locust Emperor suddenly became anxious, stared at Ye Yuan, and asked, "Brother Yuan, what are you doing?" ”
Ye Yuan hooked the corners of his mouth, smiled faintly, and said, "Although you are not afraid, your stomach can't digest these fried insect flowers at all." So, let me eat them. ”
The Peak Locust Emperor suddenly felt that his mentality was a little explosive, it pointed at Ye Yuan's handsome and straight nose, and said loudly: "Wow, Brother Yuan, how can you be like this!" I've already sent the fragrant fried insect flowers to my mouth, so why do you want to take them cruelly? Your operation like this really chills me and makes me want to cry! ”
Ye Yuan hooked the corners of his handsome mouth, stuffed a fried insect flower into his mouth, and said while eating: "Cry, it's better to cry so much that the pear blossoms bring rain, so that I can also burst into tears." ”
The expression on the face of the Peak Locust Emperor finally collapsed: "Ah, this king doesn't want to live!" If I can't eat the fried insect flowers made by Brother Yuan, then what's the point of my life! Not alive, not alive! Let me die! ”
Seeing the peak locust emperor looking like he was about to die, Ye Yuan suddenly softened his heart, but he was still a little hesitant.
"Locust, do you really want to eat fried insect flowers? You've got to think about it, you're going to have a stomachache if you eat this thing. ”
The eyes of the peak locust emperor stared at the fried insect flower in Ye Yuan's hand, and said loudly: "I don't care about so much, as long as I can eat well, even if my stomach hurts so much that it explodes, it doesn't matter!" ”
"Okay, okay, okay," Ye Yuan was defeated by the foodie spirit of the Peak Locust Emperor, and handed over a plate of fried insect flowers to the Peak Locust Emperor, "Eat, eat, you will be upside down and gnaw your feet in pain later." ”
Hearing Ye Yuan say this, the Peak Locust Emperor hesitated for three seconds, but after all, it still couldn't resist the temptation of the fragrance of fried insect flowers, opened its mouth, and ate a lot.
"It's so cool! Can you sprinkle me some more spicy food? The Peak Locust Emperor looked at Ye Yuan with a pleading expression.
"It's spicy, it's okay." Ye Yuan took out a bottle of secret hot sauce from the space storage ring and sprinkled a full layer on the plate of the peak locust emperor. This secret hot sauce makes it spicy just by looking at it.
"It's so spicy, so spicy! It's spicy to me! "The Peak Locust Emperor opened his mouth and felt that his mouth was breathing fire." Brother Yuan, you give hot sauce, it's really not ordinary spicy! ”
Ye Yuan grinned, "Isn't it particularly exciting to eat fried insect flowers with dipping sauce?" ”
"Yes, yes, that's not wrong at all, it's over if you work hard!" The peak locust emperor was full of praise for the hot sauce given by Ye Yuan, and said a bunch of good things in a row, praising Ye Yuan's cooking skills.
A pot of fried insect flowers did not support the peak locust emperor.
Ye Yuan stared at the peak Locust Emperor and said with a smile: "It's okay, Laucust, you don't have a small appetite." ”
The Peak Locust Emperor smiled and said, "It's all because Brother Yuan, your cooking skills are so good!" I couldn't stop eating. ”
"Okay," Ye Yuan hooked the corners of his mouth with a smile, and then stared at the small hole under his feet that was bitten by insects, "Those insects are really terrifying, they can actually bite through the alloy shell of the laser fighter, and I don't know if your stomach acid can completely kill them." ”
Ye Yuan stared at the Peak Locust Emperor, very worried about the Peak Locust Emperor's stomach.
The Peak Locust Emperor and Ye Yuan looked at each other, and suddenly wrinkled their brows and said, "Brother Yuan, don't you look at me with this kind of look, I'm afraid, I'm afraid!" ”
"Now you know you're scared?" Ye Yuan smiled, "Didn't you eat quite happily just now?" ”
"Ahh The Peak Locust Emperor suddenly clutched his stomach and screamed.
Ye Yuan raised his eyebrows, looked at the peak Locust Emperor, and asked, "What?" Is my stomach starting to hurt? ”
"Yes," the Peak Locust Emperor nodded palely.
Ye Yuan saw a layer of fine beads of sweat oozing from the forehead of the Peak Locust Emperor.
"Brother Yuan, those bugs are crawling in my stomach!" The Peak Locust Emperor looked at Ye Yuan with tears in his eyes.
"Don't look at me like this," Ye Yuan furrowed his brows, "Even if you kneel down and beg me to call me Dad, I don't have any special solutions at this moment." ”
"Ah, I'm in such pain! I'm going to die, I'm going to die! ”
The peak locust emperor trembled in pain.
The pinnacle locust emperor's painful forehead was bruised.
The muscles of the peak locust emperor twitched in pain.
The Peak Locust Emperor rolled and crawled on the ground in pain, as if possessed by a ghost, and let out a miserable howl that made the scalp tingle.
"Don't scream, it's so noisy that my ears are about to burst." Ye Yuan furrowed his brows and said to the Peak Locust Emperor.
The Peak Locust Emperor grabbed Ye Yuan's two knees with his hands violently, opened his two bloodshot eyes, looked up at Ye Yuan, and pleaded hoarsely and sharply: "Brother Yuan, help me, my stomach hurts, I die of pain!" They're crawling in my belly! Yes! I'm so uncomfortable! Yes! I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die! ”
Ye Yuan felt that his two knees were being grabbed very hard by the Peak Locust Emperor, although it was not very painful, but Ye Yuan knew that the Peak Locust Emperor had used his greatest strength.
The stomach of the peak locust emperor must be more painful than he imagined.
"I told you a long time ago that fried insect flowers are not something you can eat, but you just didn't listen, now it's okay, your stomach hurts." Ye Yuan sighed, "Forget it, there's no point in talking about this now." I'd better try to find a way to see if I can put an end to this pain. ”
"Please, Brother Yuan, help me figure out a way, I'm really about to go to heaven."
"There it is!" Ye Yuan's eyes suddenly lit up, "Let me take a look first, what those bugs are doing in your stomach." ”
Ye Yuan used his spiritual sense to spy on the worms in the stomach of the peak locust emperor.
"Those bugs are crawling in my stomach!" The Peak Locust Emperor said to Ye Yuan.
"Well," Ye Yuan nodded, "I saw it." ”
"Then Brother Yuan, what did you come up with?" The Peak Locust Emperor asked.
Ye Yuan took out the Blood Soul Divine Sword and said to the Peak Locust Emperor, "You need me to give you a laparotomy." ”
"What? Celiotomy? Sounds a little scary. "There was a great confusion in the small eyes of the Peak Locust Emperor.
"Relax, it sounds scary, but it's not scary at all. Quick, obedient, lie flat, take off your shirt. Ye Yuan said to the Peak Locust Emperor.
The Peak Locust Emperor gritted his teeth, "In order to end this suffering as soon as possible, I can only do this now." ”
As he spoke, the Peak Locust Emperor tore off the clothes on his upper body and waited for Ye Yuan to perform a laparotomy on it.
"Locust, laparotomy is coming, don't move." Ye Yuan used the Blood Soul Divine Sword to make a gesture on the stomach of the Peak Locust Emperor.
Then he sliced open the belly of the Peak Locust Emperor.