Preface to "Zombie Survival Handbook".

Reveal the first page of the manual when Bu Shiren picked it up.

(This was the first chapter I was originally scheduled for, but it was later deleted by the editor because it was verbose.) But I still want to let it out, hahaha. ）

- The following is the content and the current text, basically nothing to do with it, please read selectively.

Note! This book will cause extreme discomfort in humans!

If you're a human, you can't read zombie language anyway, so throw it away and don't waste your time.

Dedicated to Max Brooks, this book is inspired by his brilliant narratives and assumptions.

preface

First of all, congratulations, when you picked up this manual, you haven't been shot in the head by a human.

The purpose of this book is to help the zombies who have been persecuted by humans and have fled everywhere.

As a modern zombie of the 22nd century, I believe that most of the readers of this book are ordinary infected people.

Or someone who has just been bitten by other zombies and lacks arms and legs.

Or when Resident Evil first began, he became one of the first to be infected.

(Everyone knows that our body is a zombie fungus, and those stupid humans still think it's a virus leak, haha.) ）

Or sit comfortably on the sofa and enjoy a offal meal while enjoying a book as a pastime.

All in all, you're the luckiest one when it comes to picking up the book.

(At least you've escaped the bombardment of the first human counterattack, and haven't been shot in the head by the dreaded humans, or locked up in a cage to be slaughtered.) ）

Of course, if you're an infected person who has already mutated, or who has gained superpowers, please leave this book where it is.

To make sure that the ordinary zombies who really need it can get this book.

As we all know, after the initial Resident Evil, we came into this world.

With our strong ability to contagious, and our lack of legal and moral concepts, we have rapidly developed into a huge species through the annexation of human beings.

Now, however, ten years later.

We were limited by the inability to reproduce, lack of intelligence, and the inability to develop science and technology, and began to decline rapidly.

In the end, it ushered in the counterattack of human beings and began to survive.

That's right, their first counterattack was to bomb all the large cities we had gathered with all kinds of missiles.

Anyway, their population has plummeted, and they don't need so many cities, do they?

What the? You tell me about ecology?

Do they seem to be the kind of species that thinks about these questions?

Then, there was a second wave of counterattack, and the surviving humans implemented the strategy of all the soldiers.

They began to cull our companions in small and medium-sized cities on a large scale.

That is, the most important problem we face at the moment.

How to survive the second wave of counterattacks.

First of all, forgive me for being the first to issue a red warning to you!

Don't try to communicate with anyone who approaches you!

In any case, don't forget that you are a hopeless zombie!

You have long since lost any memories and emotions of being human!

Moreover, mankind has not developed any effective vaccine so far, don't be deceived by their posters!

I'm not scolding you for having no brains, it's just that I've seen too many tragedies like this.

Also, believe me, the human supply is almost gone.

Today, they have just recovered their agricultural level.

I've seen those crooked crops.

Having lost the support of industry, they are now nothing more than monkeys without claws and fangs.

Instead of being cornered, how could those selfish humans risk their lives to get rid of us?

So, we just need to live and outlive them.

Don't give up any hope.

This book will provide an in-depth analysis of the distribution of force between us zombies and humans.

Note that we will encounter humans armed to the teeth at any time and place.

They are no longer as easy to prey on as before, so never approach a human squad of more than three people.

Therefore, whether it is from the perspective of population retention or self-protection, what we have to do is to survive.